3 spooky 5 me

💕youre an earthly comfort yet so divine💕i never see you anymore💕

[butchhaus]

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

sippy

[knowwhatimeme]

[maryblewberrii]

All the porn getting erased on December 17th

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

[maskwearingsocio]

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[pr1nceshawn]

[boarix]

❤❤❤❤❤

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[cowboydevito]

passing a group of men in public:

[papaignoramus-deactivated202411]

the beerbongs and bentleys album could literally just be post crying and coughing cigarette smoke into a microphone and you could still catch me in my car blasting that shit and crying all at once 

[papaignoramus-deactivated202411]

Nvm it was ok I guess

[flowerinaflame]

[alwaysleepdeprived]

not tryin to fart in your iced tea

[glitterweave]

[eldensage]

WHO HAS THIS KIND OF TIME IM GONNA SCREAM YALL

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

[knifefightscene]

I’m screaming hfsfjjjddfjkjff