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icon by mackabnormal !! my ass doesnt get asks or messages and i havent since like 6 months before mention of the tumblr purge, staff just wants to kick my ass ig. message my art blog if you want to talk to me

[lesbianralzarek]

as funny as top/bottom/switch jokes can be, i wanna drill into queer kids heads that those terms are 1) not myers-briggs personality types 2) likely not something you know about yourself if you’re a virgin 3) inherently sexual and therefore 4) not something adults should assign you, even as a joke

[ackermanerwin]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[nightjnn-deactivated20211130]

reblog to give whoever you rb this from one of these

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[captain-snark]

this poor man

[creepish]

sorry cant hang out. too scared

[redtearstonering]

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

[redtearstonering]

i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck

[atiredhedgehog]

The current queen of england is literally named Elizabeth II

[bunniope]

monarchs dont count as people

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[970317980622]

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

hot take maybe but spinach is superior to lettuce in basically every conceivable way

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

went to get food today

[abstract-woman]

[goawayhahahahahah-deactivated20]

Eric Andre’s stupid Margaret Thatcher thing has literally set back the feminist movement by 30 years

[cometcrystal]

so what about you op? do you think margaret thatcher effectively utilized girl power by funneling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in northern ireland. serious answers only

[skittles-rainbow-cat]

saying “i love you” is so freeing though, like your best friend does a silly dance in the parking lot so you say “i love you” or your partner says something rly dumb but it makes you laugh so you say “i love you” or one of your parents brings you some of the food they cooked so you say “i love you” it’s so freeing and pure and human so maybe we should say “i love you” a little more often

[parakeet]

[lloras]

lets normalize this

[benjaminwarnitz]

An animation for @loudhelens , who”s working hard for her future exam. You’re next !

(sorry for the bad quality gif, this anim is a bit long so I did my best :/ )