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Thoust neighborhood vampire! (Pkmn irl blog)

[swoobatte]

Goodeth Tidings!

I amst the honorable and beautious Vladamir! I hath decideth to grace this website with mine presence. Thou should be great-full!

I liveth in the Galar region, in the beautious area of the midst of fucking nowhere. I liveth on my lonesome, all except for the numerous Pokémon I shareth mine castle with (including the fair and lovely Car Crash, my Woobat).

If thoust could not tell by mine photo, i amst a wonderous and whimsical vampire. Or something liketh that. More of a swoobat then anything.

Ooc underneath the cut! Whatever that meanseth.

Idk. Vampire Swoobat guy. He’s pathetic and lonely put his ass in situations.

Likes and follows from @mayonaisalspray

Anon and Magic anons are on

[swoobatte]

Supposeth I should update this! There ist nowe a werelycanroc (their name ist Traveller) and a… normal? Human (his name is Leon) living in mine castle! Sayth hello you two!

Hello!!!! :3 hai I’m Traveller!!!! Ithink)!!!!

Name’s Leon. I’m not from this world but I guess I live here now.

Feelth free to ask them questions •w•

[swoobatte]

Ah yes, I almost forgot. Tonight ist the night I amst supposed to “make all my dreams come true”, yes? I suppose we will see.

[that-one-poison-trainer-archive]

Rotomblr in Wonderland: Viper's Plan

thought it was about time I announced what I was doing for the Rotomblr in Wonderland event (which incase you forgot starts on Feb 10th and lasts a week)

After waking up down a rabbit hole, Viper theorizes that the only way to escape is to play out the wonderland story. Ending the story with a confrontation at the Queen of Heart's castle. Along the way Viper will be gathering any other lost souls she may find and inviting them on her journey to the castle.

I have two main events planned for Viper and her adventuring party

The Mad Tea Party: an event taking place February 14th. Viper and friends wind up at the estate of the Mad Hatter, only for there to be no Mad Hatter in sight. Without him around Viper decides that they should all take a break and celebrate an un-birthday together at his abandoned tea table, if they're gonna miss Valentine's day in the real world then they might as well have some fun. This event is no stakes, literally just a mad tea party.

The Queen of Heart's Castle: an event taking place on February 16th, the last day of the event. Viper leads her adventuring party to the Queen of Heart's castle, only for them to learn the truth of wonderland. This event is low/medium stakes, a fight will break out but no one will actually be seriously hurt.

Feel free to tag along with Viper if you are participating in Rotomblr in Wonderland and are interested in any of these events

[swoobatte]

hi!!! hiii how has your January been??? :0

Hello! It hast been fine. Very relaxing. Leon ist still radifed but I think he ist mostly used to it. Car Crash ist a little angel and biting me as usual. Traveller ist very fluffy due to it being winter which ist funny. And Radio keeps playing mid 2000s boy band songs.

[swoobatte]

*You find a letter with strange engravings and an odd energy surrounding it, it has writing on the back*

You have been cordially invited to spend a Week in a magical world of Wonder and imagination. All you must do is lay this note under your pillow when you sleep on the night of February 9th, and all your dreams will certainly come true.

(Ooc: this is for the Rotomblr in Wonderland event hosted by @that-one-poison-trainer)

Hm…. Odd.

… I wouldst notteth normally think much about something liketh this, but Traveller in particular hast really taken to the idea of… whatever our dreams coming true means. I suppose there ist no reason notteth to humor them.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

zubat (derogatory)

what does this mean?

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Everyone should appreciate Swoobat forever and ever

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Everyone should appreciate Swoobat forever and ever

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Everyone should appreciate Swoobat forever and ever

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Everyone should appreciate Swoobat forever and ever

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Everyone should appreciate Swoobat forever and ever

[twodragonsinatrenchcoat]

I walk into Mt Moon. I am immediately tackled by 15 zubat and 5 geodude

[swoobatte]

Just because the trainer is a lame loser with no taste doesn't mean their zubat deserves 10 million psychic damage :( target the problem and attack the trainer instead

Mostly I wast juste using that ast an example for why Swoobat ist the better pokemon. But yes, I agree! In a situation where I encounter a person suche as that, I wouldst hit them instead •w•

[swoobatte]

swoobat are lame zubat. they name even sound like a lame ripoff.

Fuck thoust life. Ten million psychic damage points to thoure Zubat

[swoobatte]

Magic Anon!

Adds a minimap to the top-left of your vision (it's a screenshot of the GTA5 minimap, as such it is completely useless if not an active hinderance.)

…. Huh. Okay? Very. Odd.

[todaysbat]

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[swoobatte]

gligar > swoobat

Hmph, very funny. While I doth appreciate Gligar in their own right, they art notteth the superior bat pokemon. Gligar hath a nasty habit of diving directly for people’s faces in order to surprise andst then inject toxin into their target. They art also far more loud when vocalizing, and over all much more annoying when they speakth. They doth notteth even feel good to pet! Just weird andst smooth. Swoobat, on the other hand, art generally friendly, very fluffy, and hold conversations without issue. And shouldst it be something that matters to you, they art able to demolish boulders with their power. Quite one sided, ist it notteth?