Sword Coast Misfit

and then your DM says Roll!! and beg for mercy.

[swordcoastmisfit]

Oof, big oof

So I had taken a poll and it came up inconclusive. Thanks to all that participated!! considering that less than half of those who I reached out to replied I could not get enough data.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

*lying in bed with my wife*

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

gapple fcrumble………

[swordcoastmisfit]

This just fucked up my night now you can suffer with me

[cybergata]

This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go.

[0512-97]

Literally my first time seeing a kitty in water without fighting

[unclefather]

the waves are too big for her

[badlydrawneverything]

[cat-memes-only]

[estpdra-thethirdeye]

falling through

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

It’s not like I haven’t ridden the druid before

(no one else reacted, I was so disappointed)

[swordcoastmisfit]

[thegmsighs]

when the druid wildshapes into an elemental

[rpgprotip]

Just whipped up this random prophecy/vision generator. There’s about a million things you can change/add to this list (like substitute “birds” for “hags”) or change “wolf” to “winter wolf” or even “worg” but really it’s just meant to inspire you. Maybe your next character can show up to the party with terrible visions of the dragon who devoured its young from the altar! 

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

It’s time for a very special giveaway!

I’ve often gotten asks, while running this blog, from people who don’t yet have their own first set of dice. Every time, it’s difficult not to ask for their address and favorite color to send them a set, because dice are a great good to be shared with everyone! But now, I’m going to do just that! 20 lucky people are going to get their first set of dice, picked from the assortment above!

Rules:

Must be following me! New followers count too.

Reblog to enter; likes don’t count this time (for reasons you’ll see below). You may reblog as many times as you like.

Signal boosts from long term players are allowed and appreciated! I’d love for as many newbies to get the chance to enter as possible.

You must tell me on your reblog(s) about your dream D&D (or other tabletop setting) character. Can be just a short couple of lines describing them, or you could write a full backstory for them, or anything in between! This will help me choose which set of dice is perfect for you.

Do not tag your reblog as “giveaway,” it can lead to the notes getting messed up and no one wants that.

Winner will be chosen by RNG on March 31st, 2018. (Giveaway ends at 11:59:59PM Eastern US time on March 30th)

You MUST have your askbox or messages open and MUST be comfortable giving me a shipping address.

If you live outside the US, I’m going to ask that you cover shipping costs–I hate to ask that, but given the size of this giveaway it’s the only way to include international users without getting potentially prohibitively expensive. Continental US shipping is included.

There’s no way for me to verify whether or not the winners are truly newbies with no dice of their own, so I’m going to go on the honor system. Please don’t make me regret that!

**This giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr in any way**

[thegmsighs]

when you need to rule check mid game

[rnegitsune]

evolution of “name tara ikan zeyo”

[swordcoastmisfit]

I like baby metal. there I said it.

[officialshoebox]

6 TIMES CHUCK AND BEANS BROUGHT THE TRUTH

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Wait, wasn't there a halfling ?

A running gag of my campaign. In the party there is a rogue halfing really skilled at hiding himself, even during a conversation. So this happens frequently :

Party (obtaining a reward for a quest) : “Now your troubles should be finished !”

Halfling : I hide behind the crate ! *rolls to hide, succeed*

NPC : “Thanks for your efforts adventurers ! … Wait, wasn’t there a halfling with you ?”

—–

(The party was dining with the villain of the story, and is currently confronting him)  

Halfling : I hide under the table ! *rolls to hide, succeed*

Villain : “Well, now I’m afraid I’ll have to kill you. …Wait, wasn’t there a halfling with you ?”

Halfling : *proceed to stab the villain under the belt*

—–

(The party is infiltrating a castle, the halfling is sent to scout)

DM : A patrol approaches, what do you do ?

Halfling : I hide in the well ! *rolls, critical fail*

DM : While you jump into the well, you see there is no bucket. You fall down in the water down there and take 5 fall damages. *rolls perception, fail* Fortunately, the guards didn’t noticed you. (To the rest of the party) So, the halfling does not come back from scouting.

Party : “…Wait, wasn’t there a halfling with us ?”

[swordcoastmisfit]

Currently reading:

"Armada" Ernest Kline "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" Philip K. Dick "Ready Player One" Ernest Kline "Man's Search for Meaning" Viktor E. Frankl "The Call of Cthulhu" H.P. Lovecraft "East of West" Jonathan Hickman Any recommendations?

[fuckyeahbritisholdschoolgaming]

Pages from White Dwarf 71, November 1985.