THE FINAL CONFESSION

Old 20/He/Mixed/18+

[deirdreskye]

The loathsome drunk driver

[swordofmilos]

I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK ❗️

[foone]

Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.

why? because. 

[reboot-the-dog]

That pregnancy test has… bluetooth? Wha- wait, what does “Win” do? Isn’t there a key on the row with the spacebar (meta)? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

[foone]

The keyboard is not part of the pregnancy test. I had to add that in order to have enough buttons to play doom, as previously the test only had two inputs:

* pee on it

* pee on it while pregnant

And this would have made it difficult to play doom, not being enough keys and taking a long time for each input.

[were--ralph]

would you rather fuck marry or kill

[swordofmilos]

I'm so fucking tired but I can't fall back asleep until tonight because I made eye contact with a sunbeam I kinda wish I had curtains

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

[swordofmilos]

The gorgeous golden light of another beatiful sunrise just filtered in through my blinds

[swordofmilos]

And just like that... was gone

[swordofmilos]

The gorgeous golden light of another beatiful sunrise just filtered in through my blinds

[swordofmilos]

Doja cat

[swordofmilos]

[swordofmilos]

Doja cat

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[gameover03909987-deactivated202]

what am i looking at

[duncebento]

well it’s covered up

[swordofmilos]

Woke up at 6 am and just started saying shit my badddd

[swordofmilos]

You cunsider yourself a freak because you'ra transgender.. I'm a freak because I'm mixed race. and ugly. A.K.A, the original style of freak, & You need to pay your respects to me because as a result of my body I lack a soul so I won't even be able to joining your catgirl ass in hell. Bye bye!

[swordofmilos]

I fell asleep at 5 am and woke up at 6:40 and threw up crazy and showered but well i am still feeling not so good

[swordofmilos]

Not hating but why on earth yowould yo8 walk around with the x gender marker on your documents thats trouble waiting to happen

[barstoolblues]

why so free next weekend? -the planner