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@swordoftheking
"You’ll keep being hung up on that, aren’t you?"
"Shouldn’t you go bother that captain of yours instead? I’m sure he’s done worse to your daughter than I have."
"The worst Captain has ever done is mislead or misinform her..."
"Although... Richard did... sort of... try to kill her..."
"But that was complicated and we did strike back."
"Anyway, that's all cleared up now."
"You, however, I don't trust."
"Hello to you too, Asbel."
"And I’ll have you know I stopped being a liar a long time ago."
"... Right."
Have you ever done anything that's considered publicly indecent?
"Not that I remember."
"... Liar."
Hey Asbel. You should totally marry Cheria. She's got great melons.
"W-W-What? H-Hey! I’m not going to marry her just because she’s growing fruit in her family’s yard!"
"Besides, Sophie’s the one who plants and takes care of things over there."
In which October reminds him...
"And I wouldn’t do anything inappropriate to your girl either."
"If I did, I can only imagine what Jude would say."
"I don't know... showing up half naked in front of an innocent girl asking if she had treats or wanted to be tricked seems pretty inappropriate."
"And... why does that name sound familiar...? Isn't that Sophie's doctor-friend?"
In which October reminds him...
*that’s so mean Asbel!* “Why would you worry about me and my beard being near Sophie when we don’t meet to discuss business?”
"And what about that Captain character Sophie speaks about all the time? How do you feel about him?"
"Well... Captain Malik can be a bit strange and dubious at times but... he's someone I've known for a while and can trust with Sophie's safety."
"Most of the time. Besides, he won't do anything inappropriate to her unless he wants Richard, Cheria, Hubert, and myself after his head."
She wasn't one to really back down from a challenge (though technically this isn't one), especially if she was asking for it in the first place. So upon finding the mentioned stranger, she recognized him from a distance. "All right, target sighted. Lock-on!" she whispered to herself as she dashed towards the unsuspecting knight, and with a small bounce in her step, Leia planting a small kiss on his cheek and continued running past him til she was no longer in sight.
And indeed did said knight fall victim to what appears to be… a kiss and run?
"H-Hey, w-whoa!" startled by the sudden attack, he blinked at the direction the stranger disappeared to while keeping a hand on his cheek, "W-W-What was that?"
In which October reminds him...
"Basically. You wouldn’t believe the troubles my partner gets into with them."
"Huh... well... I'm not sure what I think about this..."
"I mean on one hand that's nice of you to go so far for a friend."
"But on the other hand, that's pretty underhanded. I'm not sure I feel any better having you near Sophie..."
In which October reminds him...
"Well, if I look like an unsavory character, other businesses are less likely to try and rip us off because they’ll have me to worry about."
"So... it's to intimidate your rivals?"
In which October reminds him...
*what?* ”Er…” *considers whether he should leave it at that, but… can see that snowball into something horrible*
"……….I sell produce. I just happen to have a business partner who’s too gullible for his own good and have to look out for him."
"You sell fruit and vegetables... and grew a beard because your friend was too gullible? How does that work?"
In which October reminds him...
"Alvin… My name’s Alvin.”
"And I cleaned up my act long ago. You just weren’t around to see it happen."
"…But do leave the beard out of this. I wear it because I need it for work."
"A job... that requires that you have a beard...?"
"!!"
"O-Oh... I get it now... Y-you're job is that thing Captain mentioned before... Those special e-escorts of sorts."
In which October reminds him...
*blank stare*
*mutters* “….You’re kidding me, right?”
"I don’t think I changed much, but you were complaining about me just moments ago, Asbel."
"What? No I wasn--"
".... Oh. You're... that Alcott? Huh. You sure cleaned up. You looked a bit more.. hairy on the face... and older... last I remember seeing you."
In which October reminds him...
"While I’m flattered you still remember me, I’d like it if you stopped talking about my halfnaked state."
"I’m happy taken, you know. Shouldn’t you look elsewhere for a life partner?"
"Oh... Uh... Sorry, but... have we met?"
In which October reminds him...
"Oh man... This hallow's eve thing is happening soon."
"W-What if some weird half naked man shows up before Sophie again...?"
"Alcott better be fully dressed this year if he decides to come by or I'll definitely have to teach him a lesson or three..."
King of Perverts Beware of pervert. Children should be on the lookout
I’m not sorry.
"I believe it."
Meanwhile, as he hides faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away somewhere
"Wow... I was completely wrong about that guy. The people of Lhant are grateful for your sacrifice."
"Godspeed, Aldous! You'll never be forgotten!"
“You weren’t even around when she first came out, proclaiming to be a ‘Sexy Cat’ in public after you neglected her for all that time.”
“It was quite a disappointing chapter in fatherhood for you.”
“Agreed, Alvin?”
*goes silent as he hears about this ‘Sexy Cat’ thing*
“I don’t know about fatherhood but…”
*stares in suspicion at Captain* “You wouldn’t happen to have a hand in that declaration, would you?”
"You know... Hearing someone who convinced Sophie that her pigtails can make her fly judge my ability as a parent is a little offending..."
