More Fusions, Dang It!

My magnificent self strives to be Outrageously Abnormal. Literal Poetato. Unleasher of Yeets. Like the UN my magnificent self has watched a ton of anime. Turin Turambar did everything wrong and my magnificent self loves him anyway. Half-man, half-not-man. Vampire cannibal. Sister of the blood. Little lizard child of hobbitsetal. My magnificent self only simps for soup. Illegal hareming ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•) “Overseer of the Weeb Priests” “a terror, a fiend, and an utter delight” - @thisbibliomaniac. “Shadow Mistress my beloved” - @glass-expanse. “99% fallout boy” - @jayykesley. “You love the death you love the murders you love the violence” - @mixed-upmusings. Writing blog @tumblingtowardsaburningsun. Book reading blog @stealingmypageinthebook

[stealingmyplaceinthesun]

Curufin: Good brother mine?

Celegorm: Yes, bad brother mine?

[kmgm-lux]

観ました。DESTINYの方で刺さってしまいました。レイ……

[mammutblog]

i made a uquiz!

[mammutblog]

obsessed with the energy of these two particular responses to results that people get

[stealingmyplaceinthesun]

SCREECHING

[nymphoutofwater]

made a lil thing

this won’t end well.

[jade-kyo]

Never been more pleased by a result on one of these before, doomed by the narrative my beloved

[dearlittlefandom-stalker]

[a-knight-of-hope]

wrong place, wrong time

it shouldn’t have been you. oh my love, you should have lived. if only. if only you had made a right instead of a left. if only your friend hadn’t had so much to drink. if only it hadn’t rained last night. then everything would be fine. a butterfly could have flapped its wings at another time and you would have have been fine. safety was so close, and yet so far. but alas, the stars just had to align.

[ladyphlogiston]

Written in the stars. If you say so.

[ohifonlyx33]

Doomed by the narrative.

[tornadointhetundra]

This is actually so accurate it hurts.

[stealingmyplaceinthesun]

oh

[mackthecheesy]

made a uquiz

[mackthecheesy]

here it is! it’s romeo and juliet themed lol

[mackthecheesy]

“Jesus christ man what the FUCK” - my brother

glad you all enjoy it :3

[stealingmyplaceinthesun]

it me

[radicalcoffeeclub]

The natural muscular potential of women

What can you achieve as a female lifter? There seem to be only 2 camps. The general public thinks a woman that touches a loaded barbell will

Posting this again because basically this is my bible

[all-sorts-of-brainrot]

His article on training differences between women and men is also really good. A lot of the lifting advice typically found online is tailored to men, but optimising your training to take advantage of your female physiology (more volume, shorter rest times between sets, higher frequency per body part per week etc.) yields way better results in my experience.

It took me years of trial and error with my own training to basically reach the same conclusions he presents in this article.

9 Reasons why women should not train like men

Since my article on the natural muscular potential of women went viral with over twenty thousand s on alone, my inbox has been flooded with

[radicalcoffeeclub]

That's very true and that's an excellent read as well!

Another thing I think is holding many women back too is not eating enough and getting scared if they notice their weight go up. Someone pointed out in the tags how the women in the photos are almost concerningly lean, which I don't disagree with but I'd like to point out that most of those photos are of fitness/bodybuilding competitors at their comp weight. That level of leanness is not maintained over long periods and competitors deliberately dehydrate themselves and cut their eating before comps to showcase muscle definition. Yes that is kinda crazy but that's the sport. It's not even really endorsing the comp physique as an "ideal" in my opinion. Most competitors are very open about it being an unsustainable and uncomfortable state.

My point is, those women have trained and eaten at a surplus to gain those muscles to begin with. You can't build that kinda muscle and look like those photos at the same time. That's the bulk/cut cycle. You need to eat to build muscle! And yes, that will mean you will gain fat and weight as well. That's a good thing! Too many women start working out at the gym and eating enough to satiate themselves, see their weight go up a few kg and immediately start dieting and doing cardio when they were just about to start getting some noticeable muscle and strength gain. And as a laywoman you absolutely don't ever need to cut to the point where these competitors go.

[aspiringxxspinster]

"Roar" and "Next Level" by Dr. Stacy T. Sims are cool books on muscle building and health for women. The first one is for pre-menopausal women and the second is for menopausal and post-menopausal women. If you're into fitness and wellness, she's worth checking out, because she's really into women-specific research and debunking health claims that get made based solely on research on male bodies.

[leseigneurdelorage]

Lowkey want to write a romance book where the summary makes it sound like it's gonna be one of those smutty cheating-on-boring-boyfriend/husband books, but actually nothing of the sort happens, they are stronger than ever as a couple at the end, and any other guy mentionned in the summary is a very good friend of the family.

[leseigneurdelorage]

Think "1888: 25 yo bride of british a much older politician bore is wasting away in her marriage until the day her husband introduces her to the sulfurous and single Lord Bedbreaker. Despite her reluctance, he will show her a whole new world and take her on adventures she never would have imagined"

What happens: "1888 (the year jack the ripper killed people. It will be plot relevant). The 25 yo bride of a british, much older (he's 30) politician bore (she loves that he's boring, she's boring too) is wasting away in her marriage (because their boringnesses play up each other's insecurities about being boring and tasteless, and they never dare to leave their comfort zone as a result) until the day her husband introduces her to the sulfurous (literally just came back from using sulfur to get rid of an infestation in his house or something) and single (because of the infestation. Also he might be like 15) Lord Bedbreaker (actually an anglicization of some germanic name with no such connotations). Despite her reluctance (because it's super dangerous) he will show her a whole new world (the East End, aka the poorer neighbourhoods) and take her on adventures she could never have imagined (they're gonna catch Jack the Ripper along with her husband and a couple of friends, it's a group outing, she doesnt develop feelings for him)

[greater-than-the-sword]

We need flying buttresses to make a comeback.

[margindoodles2407]

Listen. I may complain. But I was actually born in the RIGHT era because I love air conditioning and my friends that I met on Tumblr Dot Com

[yenthecat]

My papper scrap... MY SCRAPP

[memory--box]

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

[feyariel]

Me, so I can view the original meme:

[thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated]

bonus:

[memory--box]

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

[thescaredfluid]

Glossary of Terms

[dovewithscales]

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

[heptadecagon-studios]

Hi, linguist here. It is

[thagomizersshow]

Some woodpeckers make dainty little holes that barely damage the tree.

On the other hand, pileated woodpeckers

[learnmesomeshit-blog]

Your tree has been visited by the Flying Tree Doctor and diagnosed with Infested. He has removed the Unauthorized Fucking Thing. Praise be to Flying Tree Doctor.

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[catsofyore]

Caught with matches! Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[butch-sylveon-deactivated202608]

sorry but the audacity of Grant Ward to (pretend to) be upset that Melinda May was reporting to Fury the whole time they were working together is so funny. Brother you are THE sleeper agent of all time. die.

[badpsychicadvice]

Sorry folks but no one's ever gonna come up with a better network name than

Bravest little signal of them all.