Sword Shenanigans

Too much coffee, not enough pancakes. This has pretty much nothing to do with swords.

[everythingfox]

Disney princess 😍

[sift]

by  Artem Nadyozhin

[tackled]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

[grandtheftalto]

Since it’s National Coming Out Day, I’d like to take the time to formally announce that I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss

[somnolentsuggestions]

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

[margomoment]

how do u tell the difference between executive dysfunction, procrastination, and laziness bc fuck idk how to

[laranoa]

Idk if you were actually looking for an answer but I talk about this with my therapist a lot so heres his wisdom:

Laziness=You don't want to do a task, so you choose not to, and you're fine with that. You either dont care if it gets done or you figure someone else will do it.

Procrastination=You want to do the task, but you put it off because it seems difficult/boring/time consuming.

Executive dysfunction=You want to do the task, and intend to at that very moment. There is no significant reason not to, but you can't because your brain is having difficulty transitioning between activities.

The key difference, he points out, is that if you experience guilt or shame from not doing it, then it's NOT laziness, because those feelings indicate, on some level, a desire to complete the task.

The latter two have more overlap imo, but for myself, I think of it as whether you are having trouble confronting the task itself, or just the transition.

[jeanjauthor]

An excellent explanation!

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

That "be yourself" shit don't work if you're an introvert 😐

[yassirbarak]

Gotta be a whole another person if I want to get a job or just trying to make friends.

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[thebeanestbad]

[magicmanias]

I don’t have a type.

Me: Hey, do you guys have a type?

Friend 1: Nah, not really. Personality is really what matters.

Friend 2: Yeah I’m more for someone that can make me laugh.

Friend 3: Nope, no physical type. Just someone nice, I guess.

Friend 4: If they love me for me, then that’s all that I need.

Friend 5 through all the other people I’ve asked before: PerSoNaLitY iS aLl tHat mAtTerS.

Friend 1: Why, do you have a type?

Me, thinking:

1. dark hair

2. baby blue eyes

3. from somewhere in europe

4. >5’ 9" (which is tall compared to my height)

Me: Yeah, no I don’t have a type either.

[sweetteaa19]

Yep no type

[magicmanias]

I’m adding to the list.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

[darkbluemint]

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

[earthboundfacebook]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[literallytryingmybestbutok]

Nobody:

OP trying to find love through a fish tank:

[gosh]

by Peter Przybille

[rob-pattinson]

Are you happy I came here? I would kiss you if I could.

[thchalamae]

[daenerystargaryen]

“I’ve always wanted to help people. I helped my family first, I helped my friends, and now I want to help as many other people as I can.” — EMILIA CLARKE