* COMBAT POISON WITH POISON !

agent nüwa goddess of mankind's creation dr. zhou ruyi independent oc for the kingsman: the secret service's east asian counterpart, swordsman. written by bee.

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       ❛   PLEASE  JUST  .  .  .  CLOSE  the  door  on  your  way  out.   ❜  

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angst w me

angst w me

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           ❛   I  HATE  REPEATING  myself   -------   take  it  easy,   ❜    fingers  massaged  throbbing  temples,  exhaling  as  the  perpetrator  withered  slowly.  yue  was  well  -  accustomed  to  break  ins  &  assassination  attempts  (  now,  however,  the  motive  appeared  to  be  vague  )  due  to  the  advantages  of  her  work  in  lethal  weaponry.  spiteful  tone  emitted,  obvious  pain  constricting  his  desire  to  kill.   ❛   do  you  know  what  happens  to  your  respiratory  system  when  cyanide  is  taken  via  inhalation  ?   ❜   time  was  ticking,  mentally  deducing  the  seconds  allotted  for  his  survival,    ❛   well,  you’re  going  to  die   -   but  what  i  developed  freezes  the  effects  from  time  to  time,  &  it’ll  resurface  again  &  again  until  you  might  as  well  kill  yourself  from  hysteria.   ❜  

               leveling  with  him,  hand  rested  by  sharp  mask,  raising  the  side  of  his  face,     ❛   so,  i’m  offering  you  a  job.  say  yes,  &  i’ll  save  you.  tick  tock.   ❜  

      CONT.  FROM  THIS  POST     /    @shadowlovd

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  ———   wish  me  luck,  will  have  my  philosophy  &  academic  writing  exams  in  a  few  hours  !!!

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things accomplished lately :

proof that the rpc is supportive and kind to those who speak up against abuse

proof that the rpc is, above all else, compassionate when it matters 

the extremely unnecessary revisitation of traumatic events for people dealing with similar matters personally, forcing them off their blogs for their own mental safety 

things NOT accomplished lately :

proof that the rpc sucks and people suck and everyone is bad 

anything else

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  ———   wish  me  luck,  will  have  my  philosophy  &  academic  writing  exams  in  a  few  hours  !!!

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“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

        SHE  WAS  IN  no  authority,  no  position  to  decline  a  request  from  an  agent   -  even  if  the  foreign  tongue  was  not  from  a  direct  superior,  yue  accepted  the  gun,  clutching  the  vial  of  jincan  with  her  free  hand.  this  wasn’t  the  first  time  she  found  herself  surrounded  by  men  of  opposing  ideas  when  it   came  to  her  work   -  the  doctor  was  well  aware  of  ill - intentions  posed  by  hundreds,  especially  when  it  was  to  take  advantage  of  her  vast  knowledge  in  ancient  practices,  now  modernized  &  amplified  to  create  mass,  lethal  killings.   shadows  lurked,  &  yue  attempts  to  open  fire,  immediately  dodging  imminent  bullets.  irritated  huff  roughly  escapes  her  throat,  shaken  by  the  encounter.    ❛   ---------   i’m  sorry,  i  don’t  think  we’ve  met  ?   ❜ 

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❛ You’re full of surprises. ❜

         ❛   IT’S  SOMEHOW  NICE  to  see  someone  who  doesn’t  pigeonhole  me  with  my  caliber  of  knowledge  just  because  i’m  asian.  ❜   smile  widened  along  with  the  sweet  whisk  of  laughter,  finding  it  rather  atrocious  that  yue  had  been  used  to  careless  remarks  regarding  her  ethnicity.  status  of  a  child  prodigy  barely  resurfaced  as  a  matter  of  interest  since  yue  garnered  the  title  of  med  department’s  head.  documents  shuffled  in  her  arms,  heels  clicking  as  the  doctor  guided  the  other  to  the  testing  chambers.    ❛   well,  i’m  very  sure  that  you’re  capable  of  surprising  me.  as  long  as  that  doesn’t  involve  breaking  the  equipment  we  just  developed,  then  i  won’t  be  upset.   ❜  

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protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

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aliasgareth.

Grey eyes flickered down to her with a curiosity that he did not bother to hide behind a cordial smile.

“And how far along is that?” Gareth was not a frequent visitor to Swordsman, though he did frequent the East Asian territories more than his fellow operatives. He found their headquarters unsettling and its occupants even moreso. Some of the best operatives in the world were part of this division and he was not so arrogant to think that they were not better than their British counterparts.

“I don’t mind lending a hand if it will help expedite the process.”

      ❛    sadly,  prototypes  &  samples  aren’t  allowed  to  be  handled  by  agents.  especially  foreign  agents.  i’ll  give  myself  two  days  for  it.   ❜    smile  pressed  upon  the  porcelain  rim,  savoring  the  last  drop  of  her  drink.  in  terms  of  frame,  yue  had  been  at  a  disadvantage.  kingsman  always  sent  the  largest  of  men,  often  towering  even  swordsman  agents  whom  she  considered  as  massive.   ❛   however,  i’ll  be  very .interested  in  letting  you  try  out  one  of  the  weapons  i  made  myself  -  of  course,  only  if  you  consent  to  such  an  invitation.   ❜

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bloodthirstygod.

           BROW QUIRKED, slight smirk forming at her words. had she truly been around and he simply not noticed her? tsk. he almost wanted to chastise himself for being so oblivious. then again he had been busy with other matters. “do i strike you as the shy type?” he questioned, amusement clear before continuing, “i’ve actually been here on business. it hasn’t left me much time for leisure.” his answer was truthful but still didn’t give away any details of what he’d been dealing in. then again, what were the chances this stranger cared about who was buying what. one of the reasons he loved doing business in this part of the world so far was that there were far fewer hoops to jump through than in others. “are we friends then, mei?” he teased, “i’m ares. it’s a pleasure.”

        ❛   i  didn’t  say  i  thought  you  were  a  shy  type,   ❜    features  soften,  feigning  youthful  innocence  with  the  blink  of  an  eye.  luring  men  hadn’t  posed  as  a  difficulty   -   keeping  them  interested  was  what  sold  the  mission.    ❛   i  said  that  maybe  you  were  shy  to  talk  to  me.  ah,  i  won’t  blame  you,  though.  a  man  who  is  married  to  his  work  couldn’t  possibly  find  the  time  for  such  .  .    trivial  things.   ❜  &  playful  banter  was  one  way  to  keep  the  wheel  spinning.  at  the  mention  of  business,  yue  could  only  imagine  how  much  was  his  worth  in  the  black  market.  illegal  means  proved  to  be  the  perfect  target  audience  for  the  man  &  his  own  propaganda,  causing  unwanted  attention  from  the  intelligence  agency.   for  now,  legs  uncrossed,  hoping  to  strike  his  fancy  at  a  higher  caliber.    ❛   of  course;  friends.  meeting  such  a  fine  man  -  i’d  be  honored  to  be  an  acquaintance  at  best.  the  pleasure’s  all  mine,  ares.   ❜

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ship with me you cowards

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♥ KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE QUOTES ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

❛ So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. ❜

❛ There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. ❜

❛ Manners maketh man. ❜

❛ Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you. ❜

❛ You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. ❜

❛ You shot a dog just to get a fucking job! ❜

❛ If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. ❜

❛ You’re full of surprises. ❜

❛ How deep does this fucking thing go? ❜

❛ Is this the part where you say some… really bad pun? ❜

❛ This ain’t that kind of movie, bruv. ❜

❛ Sorry, love. Gotta save the world. ❜

❛ I’m awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up. ❜

❛ Oh, no no no. I cancelled the gala because of you. ❜

❛ Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? ❜

❛ The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour. ❜

❛ At least the girl’s got balls. ❜

❛ I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit. ❜

❛ You dirty… little fucking prick… ❜

❛ That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. ❜

❛ I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far. ❜

❛ Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. ❜

❛ What did you do to me? I had no control. I killed all those people. ❜

❛ To Pee or Not to Pee? ❜

❛ Not everybody had thanked you for that one. ❜

❛ A gentleman’s name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he’s born, when he marries, and when he dies. ❜

❛ I’m just a pleb. ❜

❛ Being a gentleman is something one learns. ❜

❛ Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam. ❜

❛ Looks like a lot of people are going to die. ❜

❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? ❜

❛ What a shame we both had to grow up. ❜

❛ Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate? ❜

❛ You need to take that chip off your shoulder. ❜

❛ This whiskey is amazing; you will shit. ❜

❛ Who the fuck are you? Where am I? ❜

❛ This knife can save your life. ❜

❛ Mankind is the virus, and I’m the cure. ❜

❛ You’re a bloody disgrace. ❜

❛ I apologise for putting you in this position. You trained him well. ❜

❛ A little gratitude would be nice. ❜

❛ Fuck that guy, whoever he is! ❜

❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done. ❜

❛ Perfect timing. Gentleman’s just finished. ❜