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independent fionna from adventure time rp blog. check out my rules and whatnot!! est. 7-3-16

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I am the daughter of the leader of the british knights, duke alexis leon midford: 

              Elizabeth, the wife of the queen’s watchdog!

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         @swordtech liked for a starter

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       ❝ i swear to glob, fionna, i gave it back !! like, you can check my whole house if you want. it’s not there. ❞

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          ❝ no way i’m going in your house! it always smells like wet dog, and you don’t even have a dog, so it’s weird, marshall! it’s really weird! just gimmie the sword or i’m never trusting you with any of my junk ever again!  ❞

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          ❝  Something like that, indeed. ❞

    How annoying. But really, what did she need to say to that? Seraphine didn’t know. But ‘ crawling ’  was not a suited word for her actions. 

         ❝ Embarrassed? I see no reason to be embarrassed, Fionna. You have a beautiful name as well. It has a nice sound in it. ❞

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            ❝  wow, neat-o! find any good stuff down there? i wouldn’t really know what’s in the ocean ‘cause i’ve never been in it. it creeps me out...  ❞    the seemingly fearless girl did have one weakness of her own: oceans. she was terrified of them. pools were fine— lakes were too— hell, she’d probably swim in a swamp if given the opportunity. but oceans? those were out of the question.

            ❝  aw man, you’re way too nice!  ❞    fionna couldn’t recall a single time anyone had ever used the word ‘beautiful’ to describe anything about her. not that she minded it, but it was still strange to hear.

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                                  LET’S MCFREAKIN’ LOSE IT!

So I recently hit 180+ followers, and given the fact that I am not really present (when am I ever tho.) I’d make a huge follower forever for the sheer fact I have nearly 200 people following my (totally not self-insert/self-indulgent) OC.

Thanks for 200, fam. It’s been a wild fucking year running this account and I, hopefully, don’t end up deleting because I am one of the most melodramatic people on this god forsaken website.

                       PEOPLE WHO HAVE MCFREAKIN’ LOST IT                                        (and regret nothing)

@kuroreaper​ ;; @solusarae​ ;; @swordiism​ ;; @faithfulseed​ + your 80,000 accounts ;; @flosculuus​

                        PEOPLE WHO HAVE MCFREAKIN’ LOST IT                                            (and regretted it)

@aeoelu ;; @halsionic ;; @drcbi ;; @thebespectacledbeauty ;; @badbcy ;; @liardeck ;; @dcfectum ;; @decipiet ;; @kujirise ;; @laytal ;; @mukadegan ;; @fabricatedprince ;; @swordtech ;; @otakimi ;; @blushxhime ;; @twinkliings ;; @byeolz ;; @uminojo ;; @shimotomaii ;; @hafuriyuki ;; @falsequerade ;; @shirovsagi ;; @flamebled ;; @unladylikc ;; @katsuyamami ;; @itori-chan ;; @cohrode ;; @ofquinx ;; @karnivohr ;; @whippcddream ;; @kunoux ;; @mutteeth ;; @pompcii ;; @fearducts ;; @investigxter ;; @yumejuni ;; @imbeciiile ;; @asdecarreau ;; @vxnusofthecourt ;; @vindecatxr ;; @fornohr ;; @proximityxshot, ;; @eldestchildofnohr ;; @pragmatis ;; @fuunhanas ;; @aeoeling ;; @noonesprince ;; @itsfuckinpink ;; @sadistic-sakamaki ;; @kagaqueen ;; @sicklyfetishes

And I don’t think I really say this enough, but I’m honestly thankful for everyone who keeps this account alive because I would’ve left Tumblr, like, last year if it hadn’t been for some people.

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i’m back and ready to party

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I got this

me right before doing something that I clearly do not got (via culebral)

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      ‘ uh, no, nope, sorry, no papa john here. there’s a daddy shiro, though. ‘ 

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            ❝  ...does daddy shiro make and deliver pizza?  ❞

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   ❛ kids. kids now a days seem to have gotten duller. S - seriously?  I - I’d thought in this dimension they would have, have - urps - better  comebacks. but nooooooo, just the bland witted ones. ❜     Taking out his dimensional gun to check the battery then causally slip it back into his coat pocket, he just gave a small sigh. Turning his back to the blonde he GUESSED he should speak. Seeing as it might get him the chance to snatch one of those candy freaks.    ❛ Dimension C whatever. I, I don’t have time to say the name of  where I came from Kiddo. Even in Dimension G-65.   ❜   

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            ❝  why don’t you just crawl into a coffin and die already?!  ❞    harsh, especially for someone like fionna, but if he wanted a response with more liveliness, then it was only polite to respond with a bit of a sharper tongue. ❝  okay, fine, whatever. i believe you— so why can’t you just use your gun thingy to travel back to your own dang dimension?  ❞

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 ’ lance’s sperm bank. you squeeze it, we freeze it. ’

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            ❝ hey— um... is papa john there? i just... wanted to order a large pizza  ❞

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   “…. I think so. I’ve never seen anything like this place.”  She took another glance around before returning her gaze to the girl in front of her. The humans certainly dressed different at home.  Not to mention they didn’t have monsters like these; normally, at least.  “….Ooo?”

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            ❝   aw, shucks! well, i’m not really sure how to get to other planets, so if you are some sort of alien, then you’re on your own, dude.  ❞     selfless as she was, this was a situation that fionna had no idea what to do with. she was an adventurer, sure— but a space traveler? not so much.   

            ❝   yeah, ooo! that’s what this whole place is called!   ❞  she made a wide gesture with her hands and spun around to emphasize the vastness of the continent.   ❝      real talk now though, what planet are you from? maybe i could try and help if i knew where this beach city place was located. ❞

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         ❛  well, you obviously aren’t trying hard enough — that was TOTALLY rude! there’s nothing creepy about me, i’ll have you know.  ❜

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            ❛ okay, you’re right, you’re right! it’s just.. the hair... and— you know what? we definitely got off on the wrong foot, and i’ll take full responsibility for that. mind if i hit the rewind button and start this over? ’

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❝       oh  my  gosh    !!       do  you  use  your  sword  to    CHOP  UP  MONSTERS    ?       ❞       green  eyne  light  up  at  the    merest    thought  of  a    weapon  collection    ;    she   ,   raised  in  brutality    &    wars   ,   found  the  very  thing  to  be    EXCITING    .       ❝       awwwwwwwww   ,   i’ve    gotta    see  that    !       will  you  be  able  to  show  it  to  me    ?       ❞       &    she  pulls  out  her  own  weapon   ——-   winged  wand  meets  the  air   ,   the  dimension   -   hopper    waving    it  in  the  air   .       ❝       it’s    .    .    .    MY  WAND    !       it’s    super    cool   ,   ‘cause  i’m  able  to  do    so    much  stuff  with  it    !       ❞

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            ❛ well, yeah— sometimes! i’m a certified adventurer, so i’m always out doin’ stuff. i run into a few bad apples every now and then, but i always got one of my trusty swords to protect me. ’ 

she smiled proudly, matching the other’s enthusiasm with a similar, chipper tone.

            ❛ heck yes i can show it to you! it’s back at my treehouse, wanna come? ’

and immediately after inviting the stranger into her home, fionna realized she had no idea who exactly the girl was. she did somewhat human, which caused some speculation. though, after the blonde pulled out her wand, any hope of finding her own kind was lost. humans couldn’t do magic— fionna would know.

            ❛ ooohh, it’s shiny! but looks aren’t everything— think you could show me what it’s got? ’

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“First stop is the iron cave , and today we ain’t gonna go around buying or creating a sword, but we’re gonna go dungeon diving for swords, now how’s that sound hun?”

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             ❛ that sounds awesome! you know how much i love a good dungeon adventure! now... i just gotta figure out what sword i should take with me just in case we run into trouble. what do you think, cake? ’

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okay so wowza it’s been like what? four… five days of having this blog? and i’m ALREADY at 200. like holy shit where’d y’all come from this is hella awesome.

i WOULD do a giveaway, but considering that i’m already helping like 4 people out with icons and themes already i figured a simple bias list would do for now. — i’m doing this in a hurry, so as much as i would like to list each of you specifically and rant about how amazing you are as an individual since i’m short i’m time i can’t exactly due this. i’ll be placing this thing in my queue so, uh, just in case i get time to edit it when i get back i totally will! but if not…

i just wanna say thank you all for supporting me with finn, he may not be a new muse to me, but last time i roleplayed him he was a LOT simpler. adventure time is a really complex show and hard to keep up with due to all the information it spews out about it’s characters. it’s been going on for seven season now, soon to be eight. so there’s a lot to soak up and put into roleplay a character like finn. especially since he’s usually the main focus. — all his issues with his past, being the only human left on the planet. meeting his human dad only to have him be abandoned for a second him, finding out he’s suppose to be a god but turning the offer down. the breaks ups, the loss of his arm, the litch, the loss of finn sword, prismo. this kid’s been a through a whole lot and it’s great to be able to compile all the complexity of his character and how his brain works into my writing. 

i may not get to everyone in this list, but i hope you all know that i really am appreciative that you found my finn good enough for you to be able to click that follow button. he’s a fun character, and though difficult to portrayal at times i’m just glad i seem to be doing it right. anyways, that was hella sappy. let’s get to that list.

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FINALLY FOUND MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE SO IM BACK

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just a mobile update!! still no icons. but i saw hannibal buress live last night aka the voice of flame prince aka the love of my life

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help i wanna make another rp blog but i’m torn

jessica from rick and morty or tom from star vs the forces of evil???