Corpse of the Month Since 1989

Klaus. Death's Goth GF. || Indie IC Klaus Hargreeves RP Blog || Canon-divergent || Mun and muse 21+ ||

[sxance]

//ok now tht i've also revamped klaus's theme i'm going to make a proper pinned post as well

yes hello hi there this is an indie character-run blog for klaus hargreeves from the umbrella academy. mostly from the comics canon with a decent amount of influence from the netflix show. set in modern day and not the 80s or something whenever the comics are set. also very canon divergent lmao.

quick rundown:

mun and muse are 21+

18+ only please

no minors no personals first follow will have u softblocked second will hard block.

if you are a personal w rp sideblogs please let me know otherwise i may block you

not mutuals exclusive or super selective. i will rp with most fandoms, characters, and ocs.

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thanks for reading!

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[kemono-friend]

[mushroompollution]

take your time. it's not like i can delete the posts, anyway.❁

solidarity!

ahaha, i dunno about that one, but you might be onto something--

oh.

mm

i don't. think that's a bad name, necessarily.

[sxance]

Can't you?

Give me like 3 months and I'll probably have one.

Not a bad name but I wasn't really using all of my creativity with it. He didn't seem to mind it, though.

[mushroompollution]

well, it wasn't great. if you're really curious, it's not hard to backlog to. it was only last night.

Operation Big Cat Rescue. see, it's funny because that's a reference to a tv show neither of us have actually watched.

hmmm the only secret agent i know is 007, and i don't love that. Jacques Clouseau is only a small step up.

[sxance]

Maybe I'll snoop around later, but I'll take your word for it

What a coincidence! I haven't seen it either.

You could make up a secret agent name, like... Double Meow Tuna. I dunno. I'm bad with names, I literally named my childhood cat Oswald.

RIP Oswald... he was a real one.

[discordantrhapsody]

Oh, well I guess that explains it.

I'm sure you look fine. At least you don't have peers conparing you to a teenager. Life is longer than you think.

Lily has a condition like that. She doesn't seem to mind it, though.

[sxance]

Yeah I'm a real bimbo. Sorry to disappoint.

See I've always been the live fast, die young, leave an unsettlingly fuckable corpse kinda guy. But I'm already a corpse so I guess I'm like a third of the way there.

Less of a condition and more time travel bullshit. Apparently he used to look like a real actual 60 year old man, so he probably minds a lot more.

[autumnityk]

[nemos-hard-pear-juice]

Alternative

[discordantrhapsody]

The color of your hair doesn't make you a fossil, it marks your wisdom. What a vain concept.

Try pushing 50 with a baby face. Yet, you don't hear me complaining.

[sxance]

Sorry man but if you think I've got any kind of wisdom you've got the wrong fucking guy.

Vain though. I'm definitely vain. If I don't look like the hottest corpse in the morgue at all times I'll have a mental breakdown.

Yeah because you have a baby face. I literally look like death.

But talk about a baby face... my brother's in his 60s and is stuck looking 10 years old. He complains about it constantly.

[mushroompollution]

do you know about Anons? because i just recently found out just how awful those guys can be.

ehehe, thank you.

not too much, it's been a. kind of quiet, but weird day. my friend and i saved a giant stuffed cat from certain doom at his adopted brother's hand.

[sxance]

I don't think I've been the victim of one but yeah I've seen how fucked up they can get. Sorry about that

Holy shit did you name it?

[mushroompollution]

ah, well at least you have an idea. and... i can't say it's okay, but. it's in the past now, at least.

gasp! no, we actually didn't. i think we were ao busy being proud of the operation name, and the fact we pulled it off, to think about that. obviously we need a name........

[sxance]

Yikes, that bad huh?

What was the operation name?

You could name it something like uh

I don't know some kind of secret agent name.

[sxance]

You know, apple juice can be a meal if you have the right mindset...

[mushroompollution]

do you know about Anons? because i just recently found out just how awful those guys can be.

ehehe, thank you.

not too much, it's been a. kind of quiet, but weird day. my friend and i saved a giant stuffed cat from certain doom at his adopted brother's hand.

[sxance]

I don't think I've been the victim of one but yeah I've seen how fucked up they can get. Sorry about that

Holy shit did you name it?

[discordantrhapsody]

@sxance

My daughter is older than you.

[sxance]

This isn't about your daughter it's about losing the spark of my youth

I've already got grey hairs I keep having to dye it so nobody knows I'm a living fossil.

[sxance]

Now is not the time, Tumblr

[mushroompollution]

ahaha well. i wish i could say different, but there's definitely some kind of bullshit.

nice to meet you Klaus, i'm Leo.

[sxance]

What kind of bullshit are we talking about here? I've gotta get caught up on the latest tea, because the only thing worse than knowing what's going on here is being out of the loop.

Hi Leo, welcome to my twisted mind. Or twisted blog, I guess.

Anything cool going on on your end? I got nothing.

[sxance]

Is this my midlife crisis? I think this is my midlife crisis

[jane-vampeyre]

tomfoolery at an all time high

[internetwesley]

we are so fucking back baby

[sxance]

"I'm not old!" I scream to the heavens. "Please, God, I'm not fucking old!!"

The clouds part and there's the face of the Holy Cowboy himself, staring down at me with disgust. He opens his mouth to scream from on high,

"Fuckin' wrinkly ass bitch."