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Really big fan of jellyfish Historian and archaeology nerd He/him 22

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[domesticabuser]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

[lokaror]

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[oldenglishtextposts]

leornast þu aht niwe æghwylcum dæge. butan sie þu stærleornere. ðonne leornast þu aht eald

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I think he likes this post

[spoopyandtired]

IT IS TIMEEEEEE

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4:58 am

[sxmbrr]

Why is this labelled mature content

[sxmbrr]

I think he likes this post

[spoopyandtired]

IT IS TIMEEEEEE

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4:58 am

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I think he likes this post

[cryptotheism]

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

[lemilianposts]

[spoopyandtired]

there's a severe lack of monkeys jumping on beds these days. where's a monkey gotta go for enrichment in times like these?

[altr182]

The new generation’s always making posts like these

But they fail to consider… a lotta those lil monkeys who jumped on beds straight up died. They bumped their heads too many times and died. It’s awful

Gen Z monkeys out there, thank your parents for not letting you jump on beds

[spoopyandtired]

see but there's this lack of third spaces that makes it so much harder for gen z monkeys today. I'm just saying if the doctor says I can't jump on the bed they should be advocating for national jungle forests with a variety of fun vines to swing from.

or at least a jungle gym in the park or something

[sxmbrr]

Giving my monkey son enrichment with an iPad

[asturlavi]

the moon & its most radiant star

[greatwyrmgold]

Maybe this is an unpopular hot take, but I think a good monster girl design should struggle with day-to-day life in a human world. If your monster girl can live a normal human life where her greatest inconvenience is wet dog smell or people assuming her tail is fake, you need to mix more monster in your girl.

Harpies who can't write or type or open most containers with their wings. Werewolves who worry about hurting someone if they get overstimulated at the wrong time. Minotaurs with digestive systems and metabolisms which require grazing throughout the day, not the three big meals humans are used to.

Lamias who have to stay home in the evenings and during cold months to stay warm, otherwise their muscles stop working right and they get stranded. And they're sick of their human friends suggesting they get some kind of tail sweater. It wouldn't help, the problem is that their body doesn't produce enough heat to begin with, and anyways a tail garment would get in the way of their rectilinear locomotion, and there's no way a sweater would survive being walked on in the first place. It feels like they don't actually care about you being stuck at home whenever they go out, they just want to feel like it's not their fault they never see you.

If your monster girl can't be read as some kind of disability allegory, you're doing something wrong.

[modormouth]

yes!

there's a lot of grievance i have over monster girl design philosophy/exploration and this is one of them. i feel like another grievance i have toward monster girl designs is that the human dimorphism far outweighs + undermines monster girl part. the monster part is an afterthought (girl with dog ears and tail AT BEST).

harpies can be explored greatly based on whatever bird they're designed off of. lammergier girls who break jars in their talons by dropping them from great height since they don't possess thumbs. werewolf girlies who are debilitated by the sound of the vacuum cleaner. or monster girls who can 'recognize' their partners and peers by smell, but not faces.

there is so much that can be done with proper exploration of monster girls and it aggravates me why this isn't done more.

[this-machine-k1lls-fascists-dea]

Really happy to see this at my local library

[oracleanne]

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

[thessalian]

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

[adventurer-c]

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

[jkfngkjwnfgkfnkslf-deactivated2]

This is wonderful.

[the-woman-of-belgravia]

Reblogging to possibly save a life

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[spoopyandtired]

shadows on air...

[spoopyandtired]

Working on a new air genasi dnd oc 👀 shadow sorcerer with too much free time on his hands.

[uncomfortablecliche]

[sxmbrr]

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

[uncomfortablecliche]

me too i have the dentist 🫠

[sxmbrr]

I don’t know if a dentist is the right person to see for this procedure but I hope it goes well

[cryptotheism]