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[sybilism]

WEU Exandria Dashboard Simulator (2)

🫐 druidest-ruidus Follow

for the last time constructs don’t have souls. you shouldn’t be trusting things that aren't part of the natural order, especially ones that look like living creatures but aren't :/

🦅 griffondickrider42 Follow

Big talk from someone who can’t even wear metal

🎇soltryce-study-tips Follow

*summoning my five simulacra, twelve constructs, homonculus, and my unseen servant to get your ass*

🫐 druidest-ruidus Follow

unseen servant literally can’t attack dipshit, learn your own spells before you comment on my post

🐟 stoned-of--ioun Follow

One of my cousins was born without a soul! She was originally a cursed amulet that her dad found while exploring this lich’s tomb, but he thought it was so cool he true polymorphed it into a baby. She does have a soul now though, but he did have to kill her and bring her back so that an antimagic field wouldn’t erase her from existence

🫐 druidest-ruidus Follow

hey what the fuck

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💗 flowersforthedawn Follow

Please signal boost this :((( my friends been missing for three days now and nobody’s seen her, she was walking home from a party on the solstice. If you know anything please DM me

💌 sorcerer-confessions Follow

any updates on your friend op?

💗 flowersforthedawn Follow

Yeah an angel brought her home 🥹

💌 sorcerer-confessions Follow

wait like she’s dead???

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📖 penumbralranges Follow

I’m so conflicted my professor for one of my extraplanar electives next year is really well known in the field but her ratemyprofessor is really scary idk if I should switch

☕ dunamancy-and-tea Follow

I wouldn’t worry too much about it, female professors tend to get rated way worse for the same shit men do, especially really accomplished ones who publish 🙄 she’s probably fine

📖 penumbralranges Follow

Ummm...

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🎭feywilder Follow

does anyone have a bootleg of the current running play where they brought in that tiefling from the material plane?? i heard it was so good but i missed it :( willing to trade for anything on my list or of equal value

🌑lucky-twilight47 Follow

i do, can i have your email to send it to you?

🎭feywilder Follow

nice try buddy i wasn't born yesterday, i will trade you one of my hoarded urls though

🌑lucky-twilight47 Follow

eh good enough, sent

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✨wayward-apprentice Follow

which is better?

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✨wayward-apprentice Follow

real classy everyone, you lose by default

🕦 chronurges Follow

get fucked space boy

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[sybilism]

WEU Exandria Dashboard Simulator

🧟 ghoul-dranas Follow

I NEED to get out of Rosohna. What do you mean there's a snowstorm outside. It's fucking THUNSHEER

🔥 hells-site Follow

idk its warm and sunny up here in bazzoxan bro maybe you just pissed off the gods or something

🗡️ vestige-lesbian Follow

ok ""bro"" clearly you don't know shit about the divine gate the gods don't just make it snow over just one city???? like it's not even the whole area there's a clear line where it stops

🌷barbedflowerfields Follow

For everyone getting doomery about the snow in Rosohna, it's totally normal to get weather like this, even in Thunsheer! The entire city is under dunamantic darkness and shields, which changes the atmospheric pressure and can kind of mess with the weather. Plus, we don't get any sun down here, which means that the city is on average a lot cooler than the rest of the Kryn Dynasty's lands and Xhorhas as a whole. So, no reason to panic, it's totally normal and there's perfectly reasonable explanations for this :)

🔥 hells-site Follow

i called melora up and she says she hopes it snows on your bitch ass again

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dwendalianpeasant-deactivated8360113

my scourger agent watches me type out “claims to be pro life” under a picture of king dwendal and readies a shot directly at my head. i turn to look at them and they notice the hand drawn portrait of my family made with loving care despite my very little means. they gaze at my empty house and, realizing my beautiful family perished of famine, make meaningful eye contact with me. they too know what it’s like to go hungry, something the king will never know. they turn away, giving me one final chance. i go back to googling “crab rave gif” 🌙 imperial-subject-231 Follow

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🍷 truscanvalleygirl Follow

WHAT’S GOING ON IN KAMORDAH: A Thread

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#psa #signal boost #omg this is so scary :( #stay safe out there

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🌵 elfnormie Follow

tell me why my cousin's in syngorn for the weekend at some kind of parade which I guess is wilder than I thought because I text her what's up and she's just sending back "CONSUME"?? What kind of megaweed do they have in syngorn to give you munchies that bad???

🌵 elfnormie Follow

she just sent me this???

GIRL HOW DID YOU GIVE YOUR CAMERA LSD

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♥️ tombtalkerr Follow

i'm gonna fucking end it all

#personal #vent #so you remember my weird kind of on and off situationship #and her adventuring party came back last week and was all llike #'oh i'm so sorry she died there was nothing we could do we had to leave her body behind' #and it was honestly kind of a relief bc she's super clingy but i was also processing it and everything #ANYWAYS #GUESS NOBODY CAN FUCKING STAY DEAD IN NEW HAXON?? #GUESS WHOSE BITCH ASS CAME BACK TODAY #kicking screaming crying throwing up #and now she's all like 'i died can you come over and comfort me :(((' chat i am never getting out of this

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🥀 endlessnight1223 Follow

Anyway I'm sick of saying this. If you're a drow who lives above ground and gets tired and exhausted all the time it's not your fault. We were literally not meant to be above ground, sun exposure isn't good for us, we can't tolerate it. Even in places like Rosohna where there's artificial darkness, it's still not actual darkness like the Underdark, your body can tell when you're in close proximity to the sun even if you can't see it. Anybody who tells you otherwise is just denying science

🕦 chronurges Follow

guys stop reblogging this op is literally a traddrow, some of you wouldn't know lolthite propaganda if it bit you on the ass

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📋 lunarmancy Follow

I love working in inns because the weirdest shit happens on the regular but it's just another grissen when you have adventurers staying the night. Like one time I was cleaning out the room and they'd literally frozen the fireplace solid. Who fucking does that??? Adventurers man.

🚬 shadowshiress Follow

speak for yourself i can't even trance in peace because some group who came in will start screaming at three in the morning and you have to go check if they're just having some kind of fucked up nightmare of they're literally being attacked IN THE ROOM

🍻 map-the-bard Follow

I had guests who put up a giant cube of darkness in the room and was like 'yeah it'll go away' HUH?? I'm sorry do I need to start hiring people who can dispel magic just to clean your room??? Check out time is 11am that means you AND any magical effects you put on your room

‼️ marble-stoned Follow

okay but fr i had one of those types tip me 50gp once. they didn't even kill anyone in the room or anything i think they just didn't know how money worked

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[spellmotif]

[ID: Digital painting of a water genasi woman with blue hair and purple skin. She wears five pieces of friendship jewelry: one in her hair, two earrings, and two necklaces. She is smiling.]

Fiona !

[nokiabae]

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[thecrisiscrew]

ALONNE KEEPING A DREAM JOURNAL

[quasieli]

Isn't it crazy how we feel so many emotions about these little people we create in our heads? D&D is wild y'all

[sonic-helps-quilters-deactivate]

gays making dnd characters are like “i stuffed as many contradictions as possible into one fucking idiot and somehow they’ve become a fully realized human being, perhaps more real than me, their creator”

[hex-ahlia]

@awolbuddy Is a benevolent DM : ) !

[spellmotif]

It’s the wildemount extended universe TMA AU nobody asked for that’s been rattling around in my brain

[spellmotif]

[ID: A digital painting of a tiefling woman with pale red skin and long dark hair. She wears spectacles, a dark cloak over her shoulder, a bag, several scarves loosely draped around her head and neck, and a single black feather earring.]

“You said you died once before?” “That’s private.”