Honey, Stop the Car

Meg. Too old 4 this. Excitable nerd. Probably NSFW.

[daemonapologists]

OH FUCK WAIT

SO IF JERICHO IS OUT

SETH NEEDS A NEW PARTNER

BITCH FINN OMFG

[champkairisane]

Kurt: Hey are you Sami- Sami: CAN YOU BE MY DAD Kurt: What- Sami: YOUR MY DAD NOW

[champkairisane]

Me waiting for Finn to show up

[toosweetgifs]

#just Finn casually crawling with a little child and too sweeting him

[iamteambucky-deactivated2017041]

@adriennegabriella @ohsorissa

[winemom-culture]

This is the first funny thing I’ve ever seen on Facebook in my entire life

[honeystopthecar]

Austin Aries looks like he did a hair match a few days before this match

[gif87a-com]

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[manjoum]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST

SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT

[fauxfable]

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

[teainawineglass]

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

[belovedsheith]

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Dad Joke has hit maximum overdrive

[straightedgesavior434]

[biomic]

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[meanplastic]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Visit Original Link

[what-is-this-fruitsnackery]

My cousin is trying to toilet train her 20 pound cat and she sent me this and I’m crying

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you