The Bearded Chubster

still here. dirty 30 years old.

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[genderkoolaid]

so tired of people acting like fat men aren't attractive. its scientifically wrong. fat men are a gift to society and i need y'all to start acting like it

[genderkoolaid]

this goes double for hairy fat men. call me an ursologist because i fucking love bears

[weaselle]

i support you but ursologist means you study bears. Which may also be true. But as a lover of bears you are an ursaphile. Hope this helps

[genderkoolaid]

oh i study bears all right. intimately and in detail

[sporesgalaxy]

[demigodxtonio]

[armouredspearhead]

Bride of Reanimator has so many good quotes. go off Herbert

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

I saw this on Google. It's incredibly funny to me. Y'all will find out why later. 😉

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[biglawbear]

Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

[running-in-the-dark]

Part 3:

[invaderxan]

Please pay attention to all the manipulation tactics this boss uses, because they’re pulling out every trick in the book.

“I’m not your boss, I’m your friend”

“Other people will be hurt by this and it’s your fault and I’m going to tell them all that”

Mocking language

Jobs are important too

“Be a team player”

“We’re your family too”

Talking as if this is a thing you must do

“We all make sacrifices”

Undermining your authority

“You caused all of this, really”

Accusing you of being “unprofessional”

“Look at the money you cost us”

“Just laugh it off and come back to work”

This is like a 101 course in how employers use guilt trips to coerce you into putting up with their bullshit. This is precisely why you should never trust those employers who insist that they’re “like a family.” They are not. It’s just a ruse so that your boss can neg you into putting your job ahead of your actual life.

[beardyboywonder]

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!

[animusrox]

[sp00ky-p00ky]

🍁🍃🍂

[beardyboywonder]

This songs on the daily shuffle for sure.

[eternalgirlscout]

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

[beardyboywonder]

Lol @ myself still rebloging shit on here encouraging interaction. 1000+ followers tharlt are mostly deactivated. I feel like that dinosaur book. "All my Mutuals are deactivated."

[dasebeleren]

i would like to do an ask meme

[ayeforscotland]

Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

[unheimlich-girl]

[silurisanguine]

Now that the Parasite in chief has had her platinum Jubilee, i thought id share some fun facts about the monarchy in the UK and the Queen in particular. All of this information is easily found online.

-The Queen negotiated clauses in the equality and Diversity Act so she wouldn't have to hire 'coloured or foreign' staff in the palace. that clause is still there today.

-The Queen tried to use The State Poverty Fund to heat Buckingham Palace even with her own personal fortune.

-She lobbied the Scottish Parliament 67 times to ensure that new wildlife protections laws woudn't apply to her estates there.

-The main throne she sits on is worth an estimated £40,000,000,000. Her jewellery Collection worth circa £5,000,000,000 made with 28, 578 diamonds and gemstones, almost all of which were stolen from countries Britain invaded and enslaved...sorry colonised. She also banned the Police from searching her estates for stolen artifacts.

-Her crown estate is one of the largest property owners in the country. It has over 26 Royal residencies, inc 9 palaces that remain mostly empty and property portfolio that generates £300 million per year. Yet she had a family thrown out during the covid eviction ban for a £32 unpaid bill.

Her son is a nonce ( pedophile) that she protected through a £12 million payout.

-The 'free' book that was sent to every school to tell kids how wonderful the queen is cost the taxpayer £12 million.

-She has £420 million personal wealth, which doesn't include that for-mentioned crown estate or her antique furniture or her jewellery collection or all the stolen gold.

-She and her family cost the tax payer £345 million per year in security and other protections.

-The jubilee cost the tax payer £28 million , set aside by the chancellor for the purpose of funding it. Whilst there are currently 14.5 million people living in poverty here in the UK.

Celebrating the incredibly rich, racist and privileged whilst millions of our own citizens are suffering is disgusting.

[bshmatthews]

Some sources:

- Buckingham Palace banned ethnic minorities from office roles, papers reveal (2021) (the article says that there is no longer a ban as of the 1990s, however the clause is still there to allow a ban.)

- Queen asked for poverty grant to heat palaces (2010)

- Revealed: Queen vetted 67 laws before Scottish parliament could pass them (2021) (It's unknown if any of the laws were amended due to her lobbying, but the lawmakers were required to get her approval.)

- Revealed: police barred from searching Queen's estates for looted artefacts (2021)

- Hampton Court mews row: Couple face eviction 'over £32 bill' (2020) (The tenant was using a communal socket to power his electric car.)

- Prince Andrew settles US civil sex assault case with Virginia Giuffre (2022) Prince Andrew pays settlement ending sex assault case (2022) (Guiffre was 17 at the time of the assault. The settlement was initially estimated at 12-14 million, in which case he probably couldn't have afforded it (without the Queen's help?), but some reports say that it was as little as 3 million by the end. IDK I couldn't find anything firm from a reputable source.)

- Queen’s jubilee book for schools to cost £12m (2021)

[depsidase]

[god--of--lust]

𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒆𝒏 𝑴𝒚𝒐𝒐 by Senju Shunga I am naked against you and I put my mouth on you slowly I have longing to kiss you and my tongue makes worship on you you are beautiful — 𝓛𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓚𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓵

[cassierobinsons]

this is the greatest day of my fucking life

[cassierobinsons]