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❝ Does Big Brother the Creator exist?Of course he exists.Does he exist like you or me?You do not exist.❞

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It’s been a quiet day in Hermosa, nothing has seemed out of the ordinary. But of course, if you believe that, you must be new. Maurice’s disappearance also was discovered on a quiet day, as you all know.

The residents of Hermosa were enjoying their morning. Some were getting ready to go to work, others were just getting home. Most were still asleep. But Kryptos and Konos were wide awake when the impossible happened.

 The air filled with the sweet tinge of electricity when the scratchy broadcast began:

❝Kryptos, are you seeing what I’m seeing?❞

❝Did the Creator pull a prank on us this morning?❞

❝As if he was that funny. No, Kryptos. Look at the Zenith. Who are they?❞

❝f I was stupid I’d say they were just some kids messing around.❞

❝There’s still a debate on that.❞

❝Anyways. What does this mean, Konos? We have new residents? Intruders? No one just emerges from the Zenith. That’d be silly.❞

❝Silly indeed, but it seems like we’re in for a ride. Hope they like diners and drama.❞

OUT OF CHARACTER:

Welcome back, residents of Hermosa! As we return from our hiatus, we’re excited to announce so have Kida, Helga, Audrey, and Milo (Atlantis)! What does this mean for Hermosa, and how will this fit with what the citizens have been told before? Surely everyone knows you could leave and come as you please, you just choose not to.

Right?

Well, this plot drop will be the catalyst to start asking these questions and getting into some trouble. Feel free to start roleplaying now! How will your character react? Will they be surprised, or will they be worried about what’s going on in their own life? Keep an eye for any clues, this plot drop may be influencing the next event. We truly hope the citizens of Atlantis enjoy their stay, it’s a lovely day in Hermosa after all.

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Alice is a dirty liar

“Well now you can’t just drop that in our laps and then leave.”

“Tell us more, we’re dying to hear this.”

“Maybe they found out that Alice is secretly collecting everyone’s DNA to sell to drug companies.”

“No, darling, that’s just the government.”

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do the two of you ship anyone in Hermosa?

“Why? What’s the point when nothing is-”

“Not now, Kryptos. I’m trying to have fun at least.”

“Fine, fine. I ship all the dysfunctional ones out there. They keep it interesting. Like Gemma and every bad influence in town and Coraline and Alice. Meg and Lincoln are probably breaking some ethical town laws by sleeping together so let’s throw them in the mix.”

“Oh? Our governor and an employee? Bill Clinton, is that you?”

“Oh my, perhaps he has the luck of a Kennedy. Let’s throw Adam and Cat in there too.”

“I personally am shipping Lincoln with the boat he threw Meg out of. And Rigby with the pacman machine. Rose and Thorn, and Jake and the American Dragon.”

“Oh how messy. Let’s have him freestyle here next time.”

“No, he can stick to Soundcloud.”

“You’re right. Next caller.”

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send me an ask with ur opinion as to whether i have big, small or medium dick energy

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Gemma wants to act like she's all innocent and everything, but who knows what kinda freaky shit she's doing with Kingsley...

“Yes. Finally, let’s get freaky.”

“The girl’s been behind bars– figuratively, let’s say –and yet we expect her to be well-versed in freaky shit?”

“Well, what’s your excuse, Komos?”

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i once saw rigby makeout with a hotdog

“I heard it was only one time.”

“I heard his hair was insured for $10,000.”

“Hm, before we fall deeper into this Mean Girls hole, let’s all agree Rigby definitely would do something like this.”

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adam deserves everything that happened to him

“Ouch, a tad harsh?”

“A little too direct for you, Kryptos?”

“Admittedly. Though, in hindsight, it’s not as though anything he’s ever done has actually mattered.”

“Oh? Do elaborate.”

“Well, you see, darling, dear Komos: Everything is an illusion.”

“This is gossip hour, not existential crisis hour.”

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i heard buttercup secretly hates bubbles

“And so the plot thickens, but is it thicker than blood? After all, aren’t they thick as thieves?”

“Any more puns to add, Konos?”

“No, I’ve had my fill. Carry on.”

“You don’t suppose she ever threatened to return Bubbles to the orphanage where they found her, like other siblings do?”

“I know if we were related I’d say that to you, Komos.”

“How thoughtful, Kryptos.”

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miles looks really familiar. i don't think he is who he says he is

“Well, well, well. This anonymous caller certainly wants to stir something up!” 

“In all fairness, he plasters his face everywhere on social media. Even I think I’ve seen him somewhere else before.”

“That’d be impossible.”

“You can’t see us, but we’re winking.”

[sybilsentinels]

a broadcast from the sentinels [ 11:11 PM - the wishing hour. when weary eyes glance at red numbers glinting from digital clocks; then flit to the sky to call upon those universal pulls. static melts away. two voices, taunting. konos is the first to speak. kryptos follows.]

❝ Well, well, well. Wasn’t that a merry little time, Kryptos? ❞

❝ Certainly, though I daresay that others mightn’t agree with you, Komos. ❞

❝ Like whom? ❞

❝ Rigby, for instance. Poor little Rigby. I would suggest Hermosa’s resident witch tend to the local park, were she not busy with her new playmate. ❞

❝ You mean her cat? ❞

❝ Oh, but which one? Curious little things, cats are. ❞

❝ Speaking of curious. Is our little Liddell digging just a pinch too deep? ❞

❝ Or not deep enough. ❞

❝ I’m intrigued, Kryptos. Very intrigued. What might she find? What might she be allowed to find? ❞

❝ We shall simply have to wait and see. ❞

OUT OF CHARACTER: Calling to Hermosa’s residents! The time has come for your local radio show to pump up the volume. News spreads fast. Gossip? Even faster. Send us yours.

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A small rumble turns into a growing crescendo, making the entire town shake with it. At first, it resembled a large truck passing by, but after a minute of a shaking earth, it’s clear what’s going on: an earthquake.

Of course, Kryptos and Komos are the first to enter through the emergency speakers amidst the warning sirens.

“Dear listeners, it seems like the sky is falling!”

“Or maybe the Earth is ready to split open!”

“Oh my, what does this mean for the ridiculous residents we know and love who are on those rickety, rusty rides?”

“Must you do this in the middle of an emergency?”

“Yes.”

“Well, the HALL OF MIRRORS exits are locked. Ouch, what a terrible place to be stuck in during an earthquake, right? Hope no one is injured, but it really would be for the greater good.”

“You’re not wrong but you’re not right, my dear.”

“Can we say things like that on the radio?”

“Who cares? Anyways, if you’re on the FERRIS WHEEL with someone, better hope you really like them because you’ll be stuck there for awhile. Hopefully the wheel doesn’t go rogue!”

“Could you imagine, the wheel just rolling around town while it’s riders scream. It’s almost poetic.”

“Whatever you say… Also, the HURRICANE TWISTER seems to have shut down as well, so get comfortable and pray the rides don’t fall apart beneath you. Oh what’s that? They weren’t properly up to earthquake code? Why was there even an earthquake so far from a fault line? Did you think He’d give us all the answers?”

“If they did they must be new to Hermosa.”

“Indeed.”

OUT OF CHARACTER: 

Welcome to the plot drop!!! We’re so excited to get this far and we can’t wait to get this show on the road!!

As this is a disaster event, if you want something to happen to your character, let us know and we’ll work with you! 

This event begins on the night of the 15th in game, and on the 20th out of game! 

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a broadcast from the sentinels [ 2:58 AM – static meets its end. two voices fill the ears of those who choose to stay awake, those who are obliged to, and those who are plagued by thoughts – the greatest stimulant of all. komos speaks first; then kryptos. ]

❝ I sense a shift in your typically neutral demeanor, Kryptos. Will you choose to live up to your name, or would you like to tell our listeners what you see? ❞

❝ There is an upset in the universe, Konos. Can you not feel it? ❞

❝ Indeed, I do. But, my dear comrade, how am I to know that your vision is the same as mine? ❞

❝ It is a sudden stumble; a certain tilt. Everything is ablaze. Do you see what I see? ❞

❝ Ah, yes, that. You were correct with your earlier statement, Kryptos: the universe is very much upset. ❞   

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I found this beautiful and pretty hard-hitting Welcome to Night Vale quote and really wanted to illustrate it. So, here it is, and here’s to everyone going through a rough patch atm <3

“Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry.”- Episode 31.5, Condos.