Wow, that's a clever title!

SydEgg \ˈsid-ˈeg\ Noun: 1. Sydney, 23, WI, Aries 2. Origami enthusiast 3. Thrift store goddess 4. Rubik's cube solver 5. Electromagnetic She-Witch Whatever, I'm cool as fuck. Lets hang out

[bioware-critical]

2017 better be like a utopian golden age for everyone to make up for this literal flaming trash pile of a year

[kyraneko]

We are owed, like, almost a decade of utopian golden age years at this point.

[profeminist]

Source

Statistics Show Exactly How Many Times Trans People Have Attacked You in Bathrooms. Surprise: There are zero reported cases of this happening.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

of course there’s an obligatory cis person in the fb comments who thinks they can spot all trans people on sight

[jxhn-mulaney]

[sydegg]

Me: *breaking into the White House*

Obama: Excuse me you can't just-

Me: I'm sorry Mr. President but there is literally a Mewtwo in this room.

Obama: *pulls out phone* Holy shit really?

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

[katiebishop]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pure evil.

[teemode-blog]

[sad-goddess-blog]

[guinifiku]

[driedup-tied-anddead]

Gaga high af posting about charities

[seventimestwo]

[sydegg]

hashtag me

[buyakendama]

[assignment53]

Yes!

[b93822170-deactivated20221123]

@ ppl who dont wash the rice before cooking it…. wyd

[sydegg]

Taking this moment to call out my mom. Wash the fuckin rice you fuckin gaijin

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes