oh, tree! where’s my ass?

Moth | ey/em | 25 | @karamazovim

[sp00ky9]

[postnuclearwar]

*wolfwood after being assigned to protect/lead vash back to knives”:

[revenantghost]

[aresuna]

😎🌈✨ Did you miss my Shitposts? No? I did, here you go!

[wisedo]

Happy birthday to the plant twins!

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[benjaminthecoathanger]

clocking in for my shift at the riyo duale appreciation factory

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[g0ddamnb0x]

I love this scene so much, Pyrrha tries to joke her way out of a difficult conversation only to be met with the kindest possible way someone can say "I just think you'd make a shitty wife"

[girlsnighteverynight]

[redhotarsenic]

Wolfwood dressed as dmc4 Lady :)

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[cat-goo]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[corvophobia]

saddest girl in the world

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[yearofdoodles]

Tano (toph avatar voice): when do I get my life changing field-trip with SecUnit