please listen to i am in eskew i am begging you

Ben ✨ 28 ✨ just go nuts with the pronouns ✨ feral adjacent ✨ known monsterfucker✨ normal about things and people ✨english/belgian

[violentlydefending]

[veitstanz]

Once again I want to point you to my Disco Elysium zine in which almost everyone is sapphic bc you know, that just makes everything better

DISCO ELYSIUM - WHAT IF WOMEN THO

LEAFLET OF MUTUAL LONGING, POORLY MANAGED - 46 pages of emotional malpractice committed by middle-aged sapphic women. Held together by sheer

LEAFLET OF MUTUAL LONGING, POORLY MANAGED - 46 pages of emotional malpractice committed by middle-aged sapphic women. Held together by sheer force of will and rusty-tasting inertia.

Interestingly, the pages - soft from rereading and having been wept on - contain a wide variety of illustrations and narration.

MODIFIERS +1 ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Contains smoking and adult language +1 CONCEPTUALIZATION - Earring symbolism at lethal levels +1 INLAND EMPIRE - A living document. Should the author get haunted again, the pages will appear like hoarfrost (lifetime updates included)

-1 EMPATHY – Repression, but make it sapphic -1 AUTHORITY – No one in this has their fucking shit together.

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[saltiecattoz]

[sm64mario]

i have turn into a bag for you!

you can put your belongings in here!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no prupose!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no purpose

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[valtsv]

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

[hippy-craic]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself

[mickeywabbit]

i saw there was a new game announcement…… terrible news for me get a search warrant out for my wife’s shirt dawg😭😭😭

[theside-b]

[3liza]

[astercontrol]

whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:

Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[makingtrouble]

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

[sprinkledsalt]

It drives me insane that you still regularly get articles treating Elon Musk like a serious thinker and someone whose takes on anything at all should be listened to when he, as the richest man in the world, has murdered hundreds of thousands of the poorest people in the world thus far by killing USAID. The richest man in the world starving the poorest children in the world to death is so evil it feels like a bad movie script, but no one cares. It’s not even in the average person’s mind when you bring up his name, in part because the media just shrugged and will only occasionally mention it as like, one line in an article about him as a mere afterthought.

Musk has done other terrible things, too, but god, this one has a high and increasing body count. It should define his legacy. Every article about his wealth should mention how he not only refuses to use any of it to help people, but he actively cut money that wasn’t even his from providing food and medicine to the poor. But nope. No one cares.

[vir-adahlen]

uh Morrigan

[jack-of-blades]

I’m reblogging this with the same care someone would have when holding a priceless artefact btw

[swagophile]

i dont even have a health bar you just have to guess how much health i have left by how visibly miserable i look

[swagophile]

my second phase doesnt make me look any less miserable btw i just look angrier on top of being really worn down and tired and disheveled