Apparently I didn't open tumblr for three years

21, classical music grad, currently studying to be a teacher if I don't fail this course, folk enthusiast

[panneshirley]

our flag means death + the five love languages

[pixiedustandbluebutterflies]

But you don't understand how FUCKING HILARIOUS it is to be that Stede had no problem with the idea of Ed being a bloodthirsty murderous pirate but the MOMENT he turned into the worst version of a Fuck Boy upon the arrival of Calico Jack he was like yup this is where I draw the line.

You know what, Stede? Same.

[jadedanddark]

I work at the radio and I have worked retail and I have worked food service.

The people who call in to the radio station are the dumbest people alive, holy shit.

Be honest, do you guys want the stories?

[jadedanddark]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN OK LET'S GO

Caller: Hi. I'm pretty shocked you guys are putting people in danger with your traffic report.

Me: Could you elaborate please?

Caller: I'm on (freeway) and there's a branch hanging down. Someone is going to hit it and you haven't reported it. I've been listening all morning so I know you haven't.

Me: Just so I'm clear, the branch is not actually in the road? There is no hazard actually blocking anything?

Caller: no but there's going to be. It's going to be your fault when the branch falls.

Me: ma'am if there's not actually anything going on to report we can't report anything. You called to tell me about a tree.

Caller: Hi can I talk to Amy Winehouse?

Me: Amy Winehouse.

Caller: yeah I just heard her on your station.

Me: ...I don't know how to tell you this but no, I cannot put her on the phone.

Caller: she was just there

Me: That's a recording. She's not actually here.

(caller hung up before I could explain that not only is that not how radio music works, amy winehouse died in 2011.)

Caller: I cannot BELIEVE you guys would pay such FILTH. I'm AMERICAN.

Me: Which station are you having issue with?

Caller: The one playing that FILTH. The one saying "Imagine no religion." What kind of anti Christian message are you suggesting??

Me: the... Beatles song?

Caller: I'm AMERICAN.

Me: Is the issue that the Beatles are English...? Because I have bad news about most of the oldies station if so

Caller: I want to report about some false information being pushed as news, it's not relevant to the topic at hand and they're saying it is and they're trying to silence me and I think you need to do something about it.

Me: ma'am please slow down

Caller: the firewatch group on Facebook! They banned me for saying we shouldn't be talking about the Australia fires! You need to make them reinstate my place in the group or people that depend on me for fire news could be at risk!

Me: that's not our group, ma'am. Ours is the name of our station, we do not have any connection to the firewatch.

Caller: but it's news.

Me: there's more than one news source in the county ma'am.

(yes, she called to report her FB drama)

Caller: there's a cloud. It's big.

Me: is it a smoke cloud? Can you smell--

Caller: no I think it's a regular cloud. It's big though.

Me: do you see lightning...?

Caller: no it's just big. I didn't want anyone to worry.

Caller: play more Toby Keith.

Me: Sure, I'll pass that on to the DJ--

Caller: I wish I could be a cat.

Me: dang me too

Caller: anyway that's all I got for you today. Toby Keith, and I want to be a cat. Be sure to hug your animals. Meow!

Me: Meow!

Caller: Meow!

Me: Meow!

[jadedanddark]

There are more, ducklings.

Caller: here's what I don't understand. If communist China is supposed to be so bad, why do you support them?

Me: Uh

Caller: because you play their games. Every Thursday.

Me: when you say games--

Caller: (local basketball team) is owned by communist China.

Me: ma'am they are an American team based out of our city.

Caller: yes but they're owned by the communists. You spend all week saying how bad china is and then you give their team two hours to play the game.

Me: could you point me at a source?

Caller: oh I'm sure it's somewhere. It's something I heard.

Caller: can you guys play my song? That I recorded?

Me: we don't usually do that but if you get onto a label somewhere--

Caller: I'm outside can I just come in and play it for you

Me: excuse me WHAT

(guy comes in the office somehow?? The entrance has an electronic lock I still don't know how he bypassed it. He slaps an unmarked CD on my desk)

Caller: here. You can play it off of that.

Me: do you have a name...?

(he writes the word Obvious on the CD with a sharpie)

Me: do you have a last name? A phone number?

(he writes the word Music after Obvious)

Me: your name is... Obvious Music.

Caller: yes.

Me: you do realize nobody is going to put a random CD into their computer right? How do we contact you?

(he leaves without another word. We still haven't played it)

Caller: you were off air from 10 until 6 this morning and there was nobody I could call! Why don't you have anyone at the station!

Me: overnight

Caller: YES!

Me: but it's back on now?

Caller: yes

Me: then we fixed it, what is the problem exactly?

Caller: nobody picked up the phone!

Me: at three in the morning

Caller: what are you not understanding

Me: ma'am we go home

[betthearm]

I spent 20 years working in radio. I have no doubt this is all true and the SFW version.

[headspace-hotel]

...Obvious Music...

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[teashadephoenix]

dylan hollis ghostwrote this

[asumemerio]

Picture source: @lecume_des__jours on Instagram

[seacavepuzzle-deactivated202210]

Elisabeth (Hoshi, 1996)

[nightwing-jodariel]

Mizu Natsuki - Der Tod - Elisabeth Takarazuka 25th Anniversary Special Gala Concert

[the-temptation-of-amadeo]

Draging people into the Takarazuka kingdom is my new part-time job

(Tell me who is your top star?~)

How to fall in love with death 101

[crusaderkings-gf]

[cypherphobia]

[sykdoesamusic]

Name change!

thinking about reviving after years for a music blog, formerly @11037killedme if anyone’s wondering/remembers lol

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[highwaytohell-a]

this photo set was an adventure and i need it on my blog. permanently.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i get periodic emails from clickhole and this one is probably one of my favorites they’ve had in a while

[valtsv]

if you interpret ‘her sweet kiss’ as jaskier’s breakup song about him and geralt (which it is) then his reaction to geralt rejecting him was basically just

[valtsv]

[platycryptus]

pancake slug (Leidyula floridana). Florida, 12/26/18

animals really don’t get better than this do they

[worm-suggestion]

Uwaa!

Thought you were a stone at first!

[wormofwisdom]

if your round. well. its good

[sashayed]

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

THIS POST IS THE GREATEST!!!!