GIVE ME BACK MY SPHERE

(Kael'thas Sunstrider crack RP blog for World of Warcrack)

[kaelupthass]

hey anyone know if its possible to like... just be a vampire but only for a little bit of time?

asking for a friend :)

[malygos-the-blue-sasspect]

Figured its time to update my profile pic. No more filters, no more bullshit. Idk. I’m just a sad dragon man thats my thing now i guess. 

[kaelupthass]

hey get off my turf maly I’m the sad bitch around these youtube parts

[kaelupthass]

oooooh shit now this is heating up

[sylvannanas]

some people just never learn...

[kaelupthass]

oooh binch i hate you sylvanas but you deliver drama like no other wtf

[sylvannanas]

who r u

[kaelupthass]

best thing that ever happened to this miserable planet

[sylvannanas]

i know, my lines are iconic thanks. xx

[kaelupthass]

about as iconic as the stench you’re giving out constantly lol

[sylvannanas]

some people just never learn...

[kaelupthass]

oooh binch i hate you sylvanas but you deliver drama like no other wtf

[sylvannanas]

who r u

[kaelupthass]

best thing that ever happened to this miserable planet

[sylvannanas]

some people just never learn...

[kaelupthass]

oooh binch i hate you sylvanas but you deliver drama like no other wtf

[kaelupthass]

Hey so as we all know I’m getting married and it’s going to be The Best Event that’s happened to this miserable planet since my return to life but I felt I should make a list of people who should not expect an invitation to this highly important and absolutely amazing event that people are going to be talking about for the next millennia:

-Malygos (obviously) -That shitty little black dragon with the horrible fashion sense (who wears fucking shoes like that these days?? ew) -Tae’thelan Cuckwatcher (haha fuck you cucklord I win) -Medivh (throws awful parties, also murdered Lilian that’s not cool man) -Sylvanas (duh) -All Old Gods (double duh) -Vorel (killjoy at parties, literally) -Nat Pagle (just ew)

This list will be updated where needed or whatever.

[voss-ass-lich]

rommath, you saucy bitch 

[kaelupthass]

aint that the fucking truth ;D

[sylvannanas]

@nathanosfightcaller new plan. kill kaelthass first

[nathanosfightcaller]

Well if that is what you wish, of course my lady.

[kaelupthass]

lol as if u fucking could :)

[kaelupthass]

reminder I’m like probably the best looking belf to ever exist lol

[sylvannanas]

…….????

can someone decipher this for me it sounds like utter bullshit

[kaelupthass]

oh sorry lol i forgot my posts can only be read by actually attractive people :) i should probably be a bit more respectful of your plight but nah

[kaelupthass]

reminder I’m like probably the best looking belf to ever exist lol

[grandpa-khadgar]

@kaelupthass:

yeah but a naaru is what got me killed the fucking first time, so i think i should return the favour. it was uh, what was that fuckers name, a’dal or some shit? fuck that stupid wind chime!

–

No one will do any fucking of A'dal. He is a good friend of mine, and the only tolerable naaru. Kael'thas, literally everyone wanted you dead at that point, it’s not A'dal’s fault.

[kaelupthass]

*doesn’t look too happy at that* well rommath didn’t, so thats not everyone. get your facts straight khadgar. anyway, everyone in favour of blowing up outland, raise your hand!

[grandpa-khadgar]

@tyrande-tycande:

*speaks up at that, glaring slightly* Well that’s hardly the most fair plan, obviously. It may be the Legion’s base, but it was the Draenei’s home before that. Tell me, would you agree to it if someone said it was best for us to blow up Azeroth if the Legion encroached too far?

—-

*sighs* Argus is a fel-pocked shithole. I went to investigate it not long ago– all there is is demons, a robot that was very rude to me, some Draenei ghosts and Alleria and Turalyon. Also a very annoying naaru.

[kaelupthass]

*pipes up at that moment* well i’m all for blowing it up, though if we’re talking about shitholes to blow up, how about we add outland to that list? the more annoying naaru we get rid of the better.

[anduinception]

Uh, maybe we don’t kill the naaru? They’re very holy to the Draenei, and if it wasn’t for Velen I’d be dead.

[kaelupthass]

yeah but a naaru is what got me killed the fucking first time, so i think i should return the favour. it was uh, what was that fuckers name, a’dal or some shit? fuck that stupid wind chime!

[grandpa-khadgar]

@tyrande-tycande:

*speaks up at that, glaring slightly* Well that’s hardly the most fair plan, obviously. It may be the Legion’s base, but it was the Draenei’s home before that. Tell me, would you agree to it if someone said it was best for us to blow up Azeroth if the Legion encroached too far?

—-

*sighs* Argus is a fel-pocked shithole. I went to investigate it not long ago– all there is is demons, a robot that was very rude to me, some Draenei ghosts and Alleria and Turalyon. Also a very annoying naaru.

[kaelupthass]

*pipes up at that moment* well i’m all for blowing it up, though if we’re talking about shitholes to blow up, how about we add outland to that list? the more annoying naaru we get rid of the better.

[voss-ass-lich]

@kaelupthass:

its a fuckin disgusting thing, i dont care if sylvanas does it or whatever. shes got no taste too.

mhm well if u can think of a better way to satisfy this lingering Scourge hunger i’d like to hear it. anyway i want a rly fancy coffee. with chocolate dust on it and lots of sugar *she grins sweetly at kael’thas, obviously expecting him to get it for her* 

[kaelupthass]

urghhhh fine i guess i’ll get your drinks. *looks over at Lor’themar* so what do you want?

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*shrugs, honestly looking kind of bored but doesn’t want to leave because he’s getting a free drink* A latte I suppose.

[kaelupthass]

cool. *fucks off to go get the drinks*

[voss-ass-lich]

@kaelupthass:

its a fuckin disgusting thing, i dont care if sylvanas does it or whatever. shes got no taste too.

mhm well if u can think of a better way to satisfy this lingering Scourge hunger i’d like to hear it. anyway i want a rly fancy coffee. with chocolate dust on it and lots of sugar *she grins sweetly at kael’thas, obviously expecting him to get it for her* 

[kaelupthass]

urghhhh fine i guess i’ll get your drinks. *looks over at Lor’themar* so what do you want?

[voss-ass-lich]

@kaelupthass:

it’s not that expensive here, jeez lilian how fuckin cheap r ur tastes *lets Lor’themar take a seat next to Lilian, then flops down on the opposite sofa* i bet u fucking like instant coffee or some shit dont you.

*raises an eyebrow* kael’thas ur criticising the tastes of someone who regularly eats corpses. 

[kaelupthass]

*pulls a face* ew, i mean i know u have no taste but what the fuck lilian

[voss-ass-lich]

what? im undead, we all do it! sylvanas does it! especially sylvanas! its just a thing. 

[kaelupthass]

its a fuckin disgusting thing, i dont care if sylvanas does it or whatever. shes got no taste too.