HAHA I'M DOWN YO

[grandmagictricks]

So anyway, and then I said to her, haha, arcwine? No honey that’s pure cyanide. Anyway, that’s pretty much the last you’ll hear about her and- Oh, is this microphone on? Shit.

Uhm.

Hello citizens of Suramar. Lovely day we are having, yes? Brilliant. Go about your business.

[exarchmorelikesexarch]

hey does anyone in this thread smoke weed

[nathew-pagle]

*Walks in swinging his arms around and dancing.* Haha, get jiggy my lil twiglette.

You want to snort some coke?? Good prices that only the sea can buy.

*He holds up what is clearly a bag of salt.*

[sylvannanas]

ugh. i regret this but i must request your aid…. @nathew-pagle

[nathew-pagle]

*He rises out of the Undercity sludge.*

....well hey there filly, you rang?

[nathanosfightcaller]

*is drunk and attempting to play the start of “run away with me” by Carly Rae Jepsen on the Val’kyr horn*

[kingpotatoface]

*Runs past his window like this.*

[nathanosfightcaller]

*stops playing and just stares* …what the fuck

[nathew-pagle]

What is that most gorgeous of noises? Oh mon cherry…. truly gore juice.

[nathanosfightcaller]

*shrieks when he sees Nat Pagle* AHHHHHHHHHHH LEAVE *throws the horn at him*

[nathew-pagle]

But! How??? Will I listen to your bew tea full mew sick? Au contrayre

[nathanosfightcaller]

*is drunk and attempting to play the start of “run away with me” by Carly Rae Jepsen on the Val’kyr horn*

[kingpotatoface]

*Runs past his window like this.*

[nathanosfightcaller]

*stops playing and just stares* …what the fuck

[nathew-pagle]

What is that most gorgeous of noises? Oh mon cherry.... truly gore juice.

[nathew-pagle]

haha! hey everyone have you been getting down and jiggy while i’ve been biding my time? the squartulator faction is rising! soon we will rival the horde and the alliance! haha get jiggy with it

[nathew-pagle]

*he does a dance and jiggies away*

[nathew-pagle]

haha! hey everyone have you been getting down and jiggy while i’ve been biding my time? the squartulator faction is rising! soon we will rival the horde and the alliance! haha get jiggy with it

[nathew-pagle]

I dedicate this song to a special someone <3

[nathew-pagle]

ey bb come here often? @kaelupthass @kil-baeden @yourmainmanguldan

[voss-ass-lich]

oh boy the bad days just keep on coming dont they 

[nathew-pagle]

kinky

[nathew-pagle]

*cleans his mouth on the back of his sleeve* right thats enough murloc semen for me today :)

[zalazanemalik]

*screams as he falls into thrall* OH GOD ITS YOU. *RUNS PAST THRALL SCREAMING LOUDLY*

[thralls-balls]

WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING I STILL NEED YOU TO GET THESE MURLOCS TO GO AWAY *chases him* 

[nathew-pagle]

BUT THRALL WE LOVE YOU!! MRGRLGLGLRLGLRLGLLEL

[worldsbestwarchief]

*finds the rock Thralls on and yells up at him* HEY THRALL CAN YOU GET DOWN HERE I NEED YOU FOR A THING

[nathew-pagle]

NO!! KEEP SINGING! THE MURLOCS LOVE IT *has been sitting with his murloc warriors enjoying thrall's yodeling for the past three hours*

[nathew-pagle]

time to murgglglglgelrlrlglllelrllglr

[nathew-pagle]

By the way you’re all enemies of my faction the Squarts. All of you. Every single one of you. No one ever approaches me. You all clearly are jealous. Gallywix is the only cool one, at least he talks to me.

[nathew-pagle]

I legally changed my name to Young Nipple

[thralls-balls]

LF someone 2 chase. any race/class is fine, can happen anywhere, indoors or outdoors, as long are ur fast. no speed buffs or mounts because thats cheating. i have to catch u at the end or u won’t get paid, but don’t let me catch u it has to be difficult or u won’t get paid. also at the end give me a fistbump and tell me i should do mythic running, not because i told u to but because u thought of it.

afterwards post a picture of me on hordebook and make the picture say “he caught me and is relatable”  

whisper me

thanks

[nathew-pagle]

hi catch me stinkfuck

[nathew-pagle]

*gets on all fours and makes groaning noises* nyaaaaa i’m a thirsty little flower, you have to water me!!

you have to use your pee