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"I'm so sorry, is that today's paper?"
"Right, I wouldn’t expect you to understand how to create products, test, and produce them at mass volume. Especially ones of my avenue."
"Apparently you can't expect yourself to know it either. At least not the testing part." She shrugged with a giggle. "I just sell things, I don't worry about who made them or where they come from, I worry about where they're going."
"The muggles have these things called stripclubs —- completely ridiculous."
"What on earth are those? Strip like steak or strip like..." She wiggled her eyebrows at him to avoid having to spell it out. That wouldn't exactly be ladylike, now would it?
"A few of my new products may or may not have backfired on me. Doing this alone is not easy. Weasleys Wizard Wheezes re-opening is going to have to be pushed back a little"
"Well that's unfortunate. I thought being an owner and founder you'd have a slightly better control on your products...?"
Usually playful begging would at least get a laugh out of Noah, but his expression remained blank—all he did was shrug his shoulders and avert his gaze to the ground. ”If you have to, fine. Sit.”
She sat, and tried- she really did kind of!- to be quiet, but that could only last so long. "So... you seem grumpy."
❝Ridiculous may even be a bit of an understatement. Isn’t it almost on the edge of cruel? I’m being forced to carry a living thing, give birth to it, and then proceed to look after it for the first eighteen years of its life against my own will. That’s just wrong!❞
"It's like we're being turned into breeders instead of people. May I ask who you got paired with?"
❝The thought of everyone popping out babies within the amount of time the Ministry has allowed us is disgusting. They’re going to completely take over.❞
"The babies are or the Ministry?" She asked with a light laugh. "No, I'm sorry, you're entirely right on both counts. I mean, the marriages are one thing, but to dictate us pushing out babies? That's a little overly ridiculous."
"No offense, but… I don’t really feel like company at the moment."
"Oh c'mon Noah, I just need somewhere to sit for a while. Pleeeease? Please please please?" She playfully begged with puppy dog eyes and a pout. "I won't even bug you, I swear!"
"What can I get you? All the gins are twenty percent off tonight."
"No gin. But I will take a lemonade thank you!" She rattled off quickly, frowning back down at the letter in front of her as she tapped her quill against the table.