Your nans my wing woman

I'm Sylvie Rose and I'm the only wizard in my family. My mums a muggle, my dads a muggle and that automatically makes me more special than any of you bastards.

[daisyandpals]

Descriptive. 

[sylvieroseflowers]

Someone had to say it, the rest of ya's would sit around here just letting the place enfume with that fucking smell because you want to spare someones feelings.

It worries me, Daisy.

[sylvieroseflowers]

No word of a lie, from student to student, one of you fucking stink of Hippogriff shit mixed with general ass, you should probably bathe. 

[thebadassblonde]

Maybe, but what if the Caretaker just keeps it before the rightful owner can claim it? I’d rather keep it myself and wait for the owner to come around.

[sylvieroseflowers]

Well, I suppose you're right. In all honesty, I'd probably keep it for myself..If I were you. That's what I'd do.

[thebadassblonde]

Anybody lost a bag of Galleons and Sickles? I found it nearby the Astronomy tower.

[sylvieroseflowers]

Yes they're mi...No, they're not mine. You should probably hand them in, somebody's probably looking for them.

[sylvieroseflowers]

"Oops! You've seemed to have swallowed some Truth Serum! Nothing serious, don't worry, you'll just be completely honest until around Midnight on the 29th of August! Maybe it's a good thing! All the best, Madame Tillings!"

Well, I just farted. 

Sorry.

[lycan-lee-deactivated20150211]

[sylvieroseflowers]

That's the best I could think of. 

[lycan-lee-deactivated20150211]

Right, back to business.

We should make it some combination of our names, since we’re the ones coining it.

[sylvieroseflowers]

Okay, okay...Let me think.

Leevies Loin Unleasher...Loin is quite a classy word, I think.

[daisyandpals]

Oh. I’m not too great at Care of Magical Creatures. 

[sylvieroseflowers]

But antelopes aren't...Me neither.

[lycan-lee-deactivated20150211]

Where have you been all my life? I think I love you.

Yes. All of this. Yes. Just yes.

[sylvieroseflowers]

Aw, this is a beautiful moment.

and now it's over, we need to come up with a name for this shit before we sell it to the others, something deceiving that makes it sound classy.

[daisyandpals]

Antelope? 

[sylvieroseflowers]

Yeah, they've got big horns and shit.

[lycan-lee-deactivated20150211]

Something with lots of butterbeer and good music. Do we really need anything else?

[sylvieroseflowers]

Yeah! Everytime someone falls over because of their drunkness, they've gotta remove an item of clothing 

and if you end up naked, you have to like...run back through hogsmeade and around the school like it before you can go back to your dorm. That's a rule.

[daisyandpals]

Seriously?

[sylvieroseflowers]

Yes? In the really remote, rainforest part. I had a pet antelope...once.

[lycan-lee-deactivated20150211]

Oh come now, this place is only gonna be as fun as we make it. Let’s throw a party.

[sylvieroseflowers]

Alright, what kinda party are we thinking? 

[axel--dalsgaard]

Shh…. People are trying to sleep. And by people, I mean me.

[sylvieroseflowers]

It's not night-time, I hope you know that. 

[daisyandpals]

Er… Manchester-ish. Kinda loud.

[sylvieroseflowers]

No, what the fuck like? I'm from Nigeria. 

[lycan-lee-deactivated20150211]

Fuck yeah, sounds like a real party.

[sylvieroseflowers]

As real as a party gets around here, I agee.

[daisyandpals]

Not the shit I’m hearing.

[sylvieroseflowers]

That's because you're not hearing the same as everyone else.

Lemme give you a hearing test, what does my voice sound like?