im just here to show you silly things

josie ⚬ i promise you no one is more insane about brave frontier than me. let me talk about brave frontier

[symonynii]

me showing you brave frontier

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[symonynii]

it obviously makes me mad when companies have ai auto answer their phones and pretend its a real person but what really pisses me off is when i ask to speak to an operator it tries to beg. YOUD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MUCH I CAN DO!! ARE YOU SURE I CANT HELP?? bitch. i said OPERATOR. do NOT act like you know better than me

[symonynii]

i am tired of being worried and mad i want to be a hagfish

[summoner-of-arkas]

[symonynii]

thats me

[symonynii]

wait actually no i want to be a really little one

[symonynii]

this is me

[summoner-of-arkas]

party

[symonynii]

me with all of you

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[thedogist]

Moody, mix (6 m/o), Court & Congress St., Brooklyn, NY • “He’s always in a mood. His name was Domino, but I changed it; because of his two faces. He’s normally only moody behind closed doors. I got him from @soulmaterescue in San Diego. He’s from Mexicali. We just did a DNA test but it hasn’t come back yet – mostly terrier. He’s the only one in his litter who had his ears stay perked up. His siblings’ all had dropped.”

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[im-in-your-mind]

[petefoxshend-deactivated2018062]

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

[greyramblings]

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Conversely, “alternative medicines”? Are we talking the traditional practices of non-Western societies which have an ancient history of being the cultural tools that allowed communities to take care of the health of their members and are nowadays rigorously studied within these communities to adapt them to the needs of the contemporary life, and can offer important prompts to modern medicine? Or are we talking about a white woman who traveled to India twice, followed a five-hour seminar and knows everything about inner energies now

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[odddogs]

Washington, DC - Basset Hound. Meet Riptide a Pet for Adoption - AdoptaPet.com

Pictures of Riptide a Basset Hound for adoption in Washington, DC who needs a loving home.

get on my level

literally fucking bend down

and pet me