Urgle Burgle

oh hi welcome 2 my blog help yourself to my posts call me sloppy

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[rennerei]

Climb that butch

[rennerei]

If you'd be interested in a bunch of horny art of them please consider checking out my patreon 🥴

[modmad]

finally completed my outfit for Alias Chicane! thought I'd better give it a test run before heatwave 3.0 hits us... a dapper chap from the 1920s! please disregard my extremely not period appropriate stove

bonus: foxes gots to wash them soxes

[pissmamiii]

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

[capacity2]

Well I think it was brave

[dailycatsblog]

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[glavilio]

stop locking in. lock out. and tag out. #OSHA

[guadalajarafacelift]

Literally stop having anxiety it’s not real.

[bitesu-bitesu-bitesu]

[bugs-are-buddies]

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

[goodgrammaritan]

[an-ambient-girl]

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

[an-ambient-girl]

i need to make it clear to everyone misreading this that the girl is attracted to the lanyard and only the lanyard - that singular item takes an otherwise normal t shirt and jeans outfit and transforms it into a work uniform

[importantcatpics]

Gato.

[kosmogrl]

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[yourrottingwife]

SIMPLE GUIDE:

Body Horror: Things that cannot happen in real life. EX: The Thing, stomach mouths, eyes on hands, etc

Gore: Fresh injuries, often severe. EX: Severed leg, gutspill, deep gashes, etc

NEITHER: Healed injuries and burns, congenital differences, missing appendages, etc. If I could theoretically go to the store and see that character browsing the isles- It isn't body horror or gore. That's just a person. *AND the amount of people that tag, not just fictional characters, but real human beings as body horror is staggering. Its not solely a fandom issue, ableism and bigotry against anyone that looks sufficiently "different" is prevalent in real life and has devastating consequences.

(Modified) from my comment left on this post.

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab