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Cheese || ‘04 Any Prns. || Unlabeled Current interests: Indiana Jones, The Matador (2005), James Bond, NFL/CFB, My OCs/Writing

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Can’t let the homies find this page bc then they’ll haunt me to the end of time 💀😭😭😭

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I swear I’m not dead 💔 I’ve just been more focused on OC content. I haven’t forgotten my favorites 💔💔 Pierce Brosnan queen I’m coming back for you dw

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im sort of like one of those toads where when you pick them up they get stressed and pee in your hand. if you think about it.

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We All Float ! x Superbowl XLII

CW// Ass on display

DM for full or however that phrase goes (if you actually dare)

This image has had a vice grip on me since yesterday it’s getting unbearable

patty cake patty cake with no hands 👅👅👅

—> original pennywise work by The Werkroom

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I haven’t forgotten this AU so here’s some drawings I did of them I forgot to post

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My Football OC

Biography:

Name: River "Turbulent River" Lawless

DOB: November 20, 2001

Main story takes place: 2022-2024

Place of Birth: Oak Grove, Mississippi

Pronouns: He/Him

Height: 5'8" (173cm)

Weight: 278lbs (126kg) [Roughly]

Football Career:

Jersey Number: 55 [Formerly 76 w/ Ole Miss]

Position: Linebacker (WIP specifics)

College:

Ole Miss [ 2020 ~ 2022 ]

Texas [ 2022 ~ 2024 ]

NFL:

Houston Texans [ 2024 ~ Current ]

-> 6th Round pick

General Gist:

At the start of his main story, River transfers to the University of Texas at Austin after having played for the Ole Miss Rebels for two seasons. He transfer with the main intent of starting fresh and anew. River craves for change and one of them is wanting to get away from Mississippi - his birthplace. The students at Texas seem more open, which drew River to appreciate and be excited. Despite that, he found himself homesick and afraid. His parents were still unhappy but stayed content that their son was the superstar of the family. He was afraid to reveal a more authentic, true version of himself. Up to this point, his birthname (FYI: River is his chosen name) became foreign and something that disturbed him. It made him uncomfortable to hear it, wanting to tell his peers, teammates, friends that he'd rather be called something else. Yet, he doesn't know.

Outside of the sport, River is easily amusable. He's able to find the joy in everything. You could tell him the most common fact and he'll react like it's the first time he's ever heard. In his spare time he likes to go on nature walks, document insects, draw them, and watch sports to study them. As a football player, River brings an invigorating spirit. He always makes sure to hype others up and leave no one behind. He's aware of his shorter height for a defensive player but makes it up for his quick thinking and maneuvers (correlates to his nickname.) He makes his presence felt on the field.

As noted, this is the general gist. The meat of his character contains heavier elements which I'll further debate on discussing later or not.

Additional Stuff [NFL addition]:

His Texan era is fairly new as of now so I don't have a lot. He gets picked in the later rounds with concerns about his physicality and height. If people caught vids of him, River is usually spotted with a cinnamoroll plush (which he calls "de escalation" and I feel is his 'mascot') on his hat or anywhere on his clothing . He's vocal on issues like toxic masculinity and advocates for people to be authentic/true with themselves.

Additional Artwork:

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IT'S ALL JAMES BOND ALL I THINK ABOUT IS JAMES BOND JAMES BOND THIS JAMES BOND THAT I MUST TALK ABOUT IT I'M CUMMINGGGFGGGF💔💔

If I had a penis and had the ability to jerk it would break and fall off

I blame James Bond

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Are NFL/Football OCs still cool 🥀💔 ? I’ve been brewing this guy for a bit maybe one day I’ll talk about him

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PHUCCKKKKK ‼️‼️‼️‼️

I had a vision in my head uhh

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Never in my years of living would I find myself toes deep into NFL/CFB bc wdym I made my homie an Arch Manning decorated k-pop card for Christmas …

Yeah new art coming soon ‼️

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That one audio about eating booty challenge

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Redrew and did my Y2K Brosnan Bond piece and it feels wild to see the difference knowing they’re not even a year apart

The OG one

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drawing is genuinely so funny i can do whatever i want if im dedicated enough....

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like im watching a tvshow and am interested in the insane mid aged woman character like i could fix her

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Well… here’s the boy

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I’ve been on a little project you could say

Expect more to come 🔥💯

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I just finished rewatching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Despite the abundance of racism and orientalism in this movie, it has taken me 6-7 watches to conclude that Spielberg and Lucas have essentially crafted Indiana Jones torture 🌽 and 🌽 itself. Be serious with me for a minute, have you ever thought about throughout the movie Indy has probably been more shirtless than even Willie herself or any of the female characters. The guy is basically whipped (literally) around like a rag doll as he’s beaten relentlessly. The way he’s got his back arched, the shirt unraveling into a singular cloth, and did I mention shirtless (and sweaty.) oh. I can’t forget the scene where we need TWO people to chain his ass down - in a HUGE collar. And got manhandled aggressively

Spielberg, if this was made at your low,

Do it again