🔞Hands u a comically large cup of water🔞

he/him/she/her

[syndaselurr]

Hello! This is my nsfw sideblog. I am 20. I mostly ramble about piss and other fetishy bullshit (micro/macro, somno, non/dubcon, etc). I draw when I'm not busy with college.

I BLOCK MINORS & TCC. I also block for any other reason I feel is appropriate. It's not personal usually.

My art can be found under the tag #synful art

Warnings, characters, and media won't be tagged, just bc I don't want them showing up in searches for tags. I tend to avoid character/media names and I just put warnings above cuts instead of tags.

I love asks. Plz feel free to use my ask box as a confessional or just if u wanna talk. I'm easily convinced to watch/play/listen to things if there's a good piss scene. By the way. Send recs

My main is @g*m*nal (replace the *s with 'i')

REQUEST/ASK INFO ⬇️⬇️

Hello!! I still KINDA take requests. As in, you can send them, I'll always be flattered, but honestly I may never get to them. I'm a college student with a part-time job and massive adhd. I plan to get around to my backlog SOMEDAY, but I'm not sure when.

I do not draw incest, underage, zoo, necro/death (gore is alright sometimes), and scat. Will never take any requests involving those things < If a request makes me uncomfortable otherwise, it will be ignored. I'll probably only draw fandoms I've already drawn for

[callovein]

arthur doesnt fuck john as much as john urges him to jerk off as a form of self-meditation and calming mechanism. arthur stops himself halfway through and gets embarrassed so john does it for him with the hand he controls which is technically sex when there’s a guy living in your eyes and one hand (with a wooden finger you cut off but on the hand you don’t feel to feed the flesh forest) but they’re highly aromantic life partners because they share a body with a lonelyeyes type divorce rate

[conspicuouscephalopod]

really want to go to like, a gathering or party it something, and its all normal and good except for the fact that im not allowed to go to thre bathroom, and EVERYONE knows it. like, its one of the reasons why theyre there. everyones having a great time and hanging out but they keep sneaking glances at me, waiting for me to get more desperate. maybe they offer me a drink or two, and it would be rude to deny the offer, right?

and id just gradually be getting more and more desperate and not wanting to show it because god that would be embarrassing, but everyone knows already so theres really no point in hiding it. and i get to the point where i cant stop squirming and im starting to leak and now everyones watching, everyones paying attention, everyones teasing me

good god. i need this so bad

[syndaselurr]

I made a serious comic about having ocd and being a urophile which I'll post sometime soon but on the topic of comics, I'm reminding myself here to draw out my weird symbolic bdsm nightmares I had months ago

[syndaselurr]

Brain Damaged Dude saying looks like you’re just fucking raw on the inside that’s it that’s the tweet.

Oh my god exactly. This and other dude saying "sit the fuck down". Like HOHGGNNG????

[syndaselurr]

I gain kinks like few others I think. If I think about it enough while ovulating I will be a different person afterwards it's extremely funny

[callovein]

mid dude porn fic stuff i never finished, below the cut for hopefully obvious reasons such as gay sex and a single possibly heterosexual one

trans prostitute P4 for a part deux of another fic I posted on-anon a while ago called Hooker Girly Dude. i was really embarrassed abt writing it so yeah that’s why it’s on anon but it did well sooo

anyways. this one woulda been called Niche Market. It’s just P4 x Corkscrew if they made a porno together that’s the plot yep yeah

ok next one p, trans P1 X who cares P4 he’s just fingering him and yeah this was piss based :thumbs up:

im a liar and a fraud. I never got to the smut on this one, but old P24 fic that would have been P4 ‘teaching’ P2 about himself after some mild voyeurism watching a couple fuck in the park

cisp1 x reader and the possibly heterosexual one bc the reader has a strap this one is very short i passed out after this

Alright the impending P23 time

from Ellinavada, this one might still be cannon but i need to rewrite it it’s several months old

[lesbiangiratina]

I may not be tha sharpest tool in the shed but im the most fuckable plushie in the pile

[syndaselurr]

* **** ** **** *** ** ***** ******* *****

[syndaselurr]

Okay whatever * **** *** ** ***** ** ** ******* ***** ******** ** ***** *** ** **** *** ** ****** **** * **** **** ** *******

[syndaselurr]

* **** *** ** ** *** *************** *** **** *** **** ***** *******. ** ******* **** ** **** ** ******* *** ** ******* ** **** GOD PLEASE GOD PLSASEEEEEE I NEED IT

[syndaselurr]

Okay I finally showered and shaved I feel pretty again who wants to hurt me about it

[wishfulsketching]

A brush test that grew into a thing

These freaks figuring each others kinks on company time, huh

[syndaselurr]

Okay whatever * **** *** ** ***** ** ** ******* ***** ******** ** ***** *** ** **** *** ** ****** **** * **** **** ** *******

[syndaselurr]

Letting myself be cringe and fighting the urge to make a dedicated piss sideblog again. Writing some bullshit

Being out with someone (maybe several people, doesn't matter) but they keep forcing you to drink a weird amount of water. Being recommended drinks, you just keep being handed water bottles to sip from. Bonus points if it's hot out so they have an extra excuse ("I just want you to stay cool"). And then obviously you end up having to pee pretty bad. But they're driving you home, and every time you try and excuse yourself to the bathroom they distract you ("Can you hold it a bit longer? I want to show you somewhere") . And they're also weirdly grabby today. And they just keep shaking you or running into you or playfully kicking or punching you, which jostles your bladder every time but you're trying to be cool about it. When they finally drive you home they take the long way, or maybe drive slow. Maybe they take a shitty road, so the car keeps shaking, which reminds you of how bad you have to pee (not that you needed a reminder, especially not with how the seat belt digs into your bladder). You're bouncing your leg or taking deep breaths or sitting stiffly. They finally acknowledge your situation, after hours of brushing it off. "Do you want me to pull over? You look like you really have to pee, you should have said something before we got in the car." And now that it's acknowledged you feel like you can stop trying to hide it so much, so you press your knees together and let a small whimper slip. ("Wow, I didn't know you had to go THAT bad")

I'm too embarrassed to finish this and also I have to eat lunch but. You pull over and have to piss right outside the car where they can hear u on the side of the road (this is the correct option). Or you're forced to piss yourself. Or you piss in a container because they don't wanna pull over. Whatever idk

[pissradio]

thinking abt being with someone who's really desperate, someone who can't hold it much longer but they really don't want to piss their pants, so i let them piss on my jeans instead, and now im the one who has to get back home with soaked pants & the other person can't explain why they're getting so rock fucking hard watching me soaked like that

[syndaselurr]

I've had a diabolical day don't @ me about all the piss

[kisspire]

character who’s so nervous before a date that they forget to pee x character who keeps buying them drinks on said date to try and woo them