this sucks

 i am the embodiment of regretful and poor decisions

[heartsfromel]

You drew stars around my scars

But now I'm bleedin'

[toastbutteregg]

sharing this because this made me smile!!!

[detectivehole]

so stupid when i get some eccentric item of clothing and ppl are like "ok but where are you gonna wear it?" like. the grocery store? you think i won't wear the demonia riots to the dmv? "they're club shoes" that's only exclusive if you're a pussy

[detectivehole]

"where would you wear 6inch platforms?" fucking Out id wear them Out what do you mean where

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

When i was 20 i had 6 inch Swears & i wore them literally EVERYWHERE. i wore a violet satin ballgown to class for like an entire 30% of my freshman year. just wear shit wherever, death is inevitable and social restrictions are fake

[reddragdiva]

someone posted this on twitter this morning

correct 7/11 etiquette

[catchymemes]

[noahnomore]

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[johnathan-armanithan]

[kyloren]

CUTE LITTLE PANTHER IN SNOW ❄️

credit: @mainecoonqueens on Instagram.

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[nflstreet]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[brucebocchi]

[spacelazarwolf]

[doggosource]

[wormpdf]

[gsirvitor]

[insufficiently-advanced]

[slugonascrabbletile]

s is for slug

[monstrosity-positive]

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[izhunny]

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

[rainydayscribbling]

The one! I‘ve only ever seen screenshots!

[xueyangapologist]