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Girls will deadass sit there and tell you a story that they were 100% the antagonist of lmao

Gays posting grindr screenshots

"You could have waited inside, my dear Warden." "And where's the fun in that, huh? I thought I'd meet you halfway, save some time." "Oh, a perfect moment to waste that time now, then."

Help. I'm so deep.

wizardarchetypes

losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

rockergiirl

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

heirtocragflame

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

anglaised

toruandmidori

kaidadragonfly

If you are on the autism spectrum (which is highly genetic) then you are more likely to experience pain during a pregnancy.

Tylenol is the safest painkiller to take when pregnant, so that's the one you take.

Therefore the autism causes the Tylenol consumption, not the other way around.

teaboot

Oh god is this the newest stupid thing about this

stuckinapril

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

ymutate

Work in progress by the talented, Aubrey Jangala Dixon

Aubrey Tjangala was born in 1974 at Yayi Yayi, a Pintupi outstation 30km west of Papunya. Yayi Yayi was a temporary settlement established by Pintupi people as they began their migration back into the Western Desert during the homelands movement of the 1970s.

After returning to his home Country,

Aubrey lived at his father's outstation,

Ininti, before settling in Kintore where he resides today.

mathhombre

So beautiful, so relaxing.

crimewave420

Balatro is balala

i’m always saying this

monstermonger

Pastures

Inked traditionally -> colored digitally

glitter-bomb-disaster

absolutely delighted by this photo of terry pratchett

fintan-pyren

Character who's a third wheel, but in the same way that a tricycle has three wheels. You technically might be able to remove him, but it's going to be a lot less stable and a lot more likely to result in someone's death if you do.

fintan-pyren

I want whatever this person has

miiilowo

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

miiilowo

the amount of people skimming this post or reading like the first 2 lines and maybe the last one and nothing else & going "umm... my passing advice? do whatever you WANT. stay HEALTHY." is so fucking funny