fakename

im so confused what's going on someone please send help

[physix17]

I watched project hail mary I love it so much Im gonna explode

[the-haiku-bot]

I watched project hail

mary I love it so much

Im gonna explode

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kaomojiloser]

this unfortunately came from an incorrect quotes generator

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[galacticsabc]

I don't even know the tone of this comic. Is it funny? is it sad? is it both? who knows!

[nika-is-doing-things]

It's a third, worse thing

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Hello Teacher Grace, 🎵🎶🎶 (“Becky”, if still unable to pronounce name) has inquiry about the content of Grace teachings.

Grace has perform surprising acceptable, and Becky Grace planet sound… interesting, if bizarre.

But on cycle 29 of this year, Grace teach Becky pebbles about “star fish”, which coincidence happen to has five arms like Eridian, and Erid has not known peace since!

Every disturbance is excuse for Becky pebbles and friends to flop over on ground in imitation of this weird animal and become trip hazard, and whistle immature about it entire time! They all think it hilarious. Well, it not 🎶ing hilarious, and Becky would appreciate Grace making that clear. Grace teacher, is Grace’s job to teach student to behave.

Thank you, 🎵🎶🎶 (“Becky”)

Okay… Becky. I’m sorry. I’ll tell them next class time.

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[canadian-marxist]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ve watched this over

and over again and I

laugh every time

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kaomojiloser]

he didn't end up completing it at the end either.

[nyenye0701]

book grace: rocky would you still love me if i were a worm

movie rocky: would grace still love rocky if rocky were a taumoeba

[claie171art]

Petrova line

[ahhhdownwego]

How do you sleep at night?

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[alphacrone]

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

[chokedqwerty]

Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[songsandsnakes]

haha I should check my drafts I wonder what's in there lol

oh.