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hi, i'm synthaphone- welcome to my blog!

about me

my art tag

my doodles tag (where i post rougher sketches)

other tumblr blogs i run

and here's where i am on other sites:

bluesky

instagram

toyhouse

artfight

neocities (wip)

COMMISSION STATUS: CLOSED

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Synthaphone's Art Commissions

#making a real pinned post. so that people can navigate my blog on mobile

adobe-outdesign

"what is Neopets about" well currently Neopets.com is where we send thousands of pets out as mass sacrifices to grind down an eldritch abomination that literally has 1 billion HP

#three billion now. the userbase was whittling it down too quickly for their liking #neopets #reblogs

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yoooo i ended up trying needle sculpting for the first time on this mcdonalds aisha instead of the baby scorchio (that one has more sentimental value to me so i'd feel sadder if i messed up), but it looks so NICE, i'm thrilled

i forgot to take before pictures but like, googling green aisha mcdonalds plush gives a good idea of what it looked like before

(image source)

i don't have the materials for it right now, but someday i think i'd like to make my little guy a custom collar+ replacement A, since the A is printed lopsided on mine and half of it gets lost in a seam

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bought some letter charms and found where i’d put my fabric, so l finally made this guy a new collar :)

#the longer pile on the red minky is not ideal but im fine with this looking a little amateur. on account of being an amateur at this lol #neopets #plush modification #also goddd the lighting is so much more yellow in the new pic #the apartment i was living in at the time of the original post had a big window high up on the wall #so it got really nice natural light. at the expense of the unstoppable Death Beam that would come searing into your eyes every day

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we need nirvanna the band the show the movie the game

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exactly. this is exactly what i was picturing

#or even earlier. its gotta be like a janky platformer where you have to collect bottles of orbeez #at least one of them i mean

we need nirvanna the band the show the movie the game

#i need a text post tag

illegaltruffle

kep bonnefie and osielle lidel hanging out and encountering paparazzi probably

#reblogs #neopets #god this is so sick #KEP!!!!!!

extremely frustrating to see some cool as fuck inspirational art that reminds you why you love the medium, but its hosted on instagram, so it doesnt embed anywhere and you need an account to be able to look at it. i wanted to show some friends, but they dont all have insta accounts and like hell am i going to ask them to make one. i only use instagram because some artists only post there

#i need a text post tag #its animation too so that makes it even more difficult to share

ot3

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

#oh!#reblogs

lockssteps

disco

#reblogs #ohhh i LOVE this #neopets #excellent shapes and forms and patterns and colors

plastic eater in question, jailed

shes awesome

#welcome to our Prison #actually jailed because her being in the kitchen when we’re cooking or eating is a nightmare #the other bars are so we can use the bathroom easier at night without her bolting into the bedroom; which she is not allowed in #mimo tag #shes yelling because she wants dinner 2 which she recieved shortly after i took this video #kitten energy is no joke. she is about One year old #and despite everything… shes my little sweetie pee

yuuuup. we’ve got a plastic eater on our hands

#mimo tag #i was really hoping it would turn out that she only ate plastic as a baby but i knew in my heart this was wishful thinking #her stealing bread loaves recontextualized. she wanted the bag

cybergoth-damsel

i dont have as much familiarity with Digimon as i’d like to, but i’d love to hear your thoughts on my faves, Syakomon and Gargomon!

SYAKOMON/SHAKOMON

CLUB: the people munchers

STYLE: monstro parasite cage

THOUGHTS:

perfect. from the crinkly rabbit ears to the veiny flesh throughout its shell it's a perfect cute/nasty split. so often a design gets bunny ears or a kitty mouth and I roll my eyes like it can feel so desperate - but there are a handful of digimon that pair those traits with some real nasty organic horror flavor and it really really works.

AXIS PLACEMENT:

FINAL RATING: 10

psst! @synthaphone, can u send me another ask with which of the two gargomon you mean? [1, or 2]

#reblogs #in full agreement here #the cutesy little creature face is so much more endearing for being inside of a weird veiny monster clam #digimon

beesmygod

are there people out there who switched from the "per update" patreon payment model to the forced monthly one? how bad was the pay drop? can you help reblog this if you have people who follow you who use patreon? im trying to prepare for my inevitable fucking :(

#reblogs

witchofanguish

if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr

#FOUND IT #reblogs

does anyone have that post thats like, a picture of the cover art for a Hidden Object game on the switch that uses a stock photo of a detective in the rain, and then someone reblogged it and added some noir style dialogue that turns into a list of hidden objects he needs to find. i cant find it…

EDIT: i found it yay

#i need a text post tag

synthaphone

mimo threw this up today. its a neon pink googly eye. i have never seen a neon pink googly eye, nothing i know that i own involves neon pink googly eyes, i dont think ive ever bought these as craft supplies. when did she eat this. where did this come from. we’ve had her since february- was it there since before we got her and she only just now puked it up???? that cant be like… possible, right?????

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okay we looked it up and plastic can stay in a cat for years. this may be from before we adopted her

#what else is she hiding. MIMO #is this why she hates being picked up. is she full of plastic. ohhh my god #is this why her intestines are; as the vet put it; ‘schloopy’#mimo

mimo threw this up today. its a neon pink googly eye. i have never seen a neon pink googly eye, nothing i know that i own involves neon pink googly eyes, i dont think ive ever bought these as craft supplies. when did she eat this. where did this come from. we’ve had her since february- was it there since before we got her and she only just now puked it up???? that cant be like… possible, right?????

#am i forgetting owning multicolored googly eyes????#the bottom is smooth so its definitely a craft project style googly eye and not from a manufactured plush toy #mimo #??????????

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