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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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pixel skylines
Xuebing Du
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

JVL
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JBB: An Artblog!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Stranger Things
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Three Goblin Art
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shark vs the universe
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Dicking Around
Storytime! Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick’s Last Resort. If you’ve never been, the big draw at Dick’s is that they’re dicks to you. The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff.
I don’t get it either. So anyways, we’ve got - I’ll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank’s 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in. The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn’t really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode.
He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying ‘I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin’ cat on it or-“
She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn’t talk to us the rest of the evening. Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity. So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.
never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is
Every 1000 years the Gods are reincarnated as humans. Write about the God of Chaos and the God of Peace being born twins.
couple of vlr doodles (phi pls protect me i have no idea what’s going on)
i’m so happy for her
I’m happy she’s back
Dream outfit:
Booty shorts with “my eyes are up here⬆️” on the butt,
low cut top that say “my eyes are up here ⬆️”
“My eyes are up here ⬆️” ballcap hat
And one of these bad boys
Ya got any springtime raccoons for my phone’s wallpaper?
(YOU KNOW IT)
i just forced all of my coworkers to watch this with me
I just woke my brother up and forced him to watch this with me
Dogs in deep snow is one of the best and purest things in the world.
Persona Valentines cards!
I made some valentines off of p3 and p4 years ago, and since I started playing p5 in the winter, I thought why not revisit them?
Feel free to use for your valentines needs!
no one man should have this much power
finding love on a hentai company’s chat site
for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr
is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?
this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you