Back From The Dead @systemofadaisy - Tumblr Blog

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

amazoogle

no.

amazoogle

saintends

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

anxietyproblem

omghotmemes

In terms of childhood, we have no childhood

qwertyu858

“Patrick is a hitman” was not a take I expected to read today, being honest

cowboy

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

calvinandhobbes

she let me hit cause i support my public library

boycritter

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

boycritter

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

chronicallyblogged

[ID: screen shot of a tumblr comment by spacepsychologist on August 1st. Comment reads "OP I hope that you know that this post is a BIG HIT on the adolescent psych ward. Genuinely very helpful to get kids to start reframing their negative thoughts!!!"]

tchaikovsgay

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

mikkeneko

vacskamativagyok

This is the funniest thing on the internets today, don't you hide it in the tags

tiqqun-deactivated20250830

Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.

cassiebnuy

“its like dumpster diving but you take it before they throw it out”

tiqqun-deactivated20250830

A+ contribution.

mightymargaretofanjou

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

frankie-steins-leg

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d

traveling-madness

based firemen

the-real-seebs

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

atopfourthwall

only-cat-memes

official-lucifers-child

if the government made everything legal for a day i would climb so many buildings. who cares about killing people i wanna be on top of the art institute. gimme some suction cups i’ll scale the bean. catch me stealing pigeons. i might kill my dad still but i mean. then i’d just get on the roof of the nearest jewel osco. priorities.

flygoing

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

chastittie

i trusted you

flygoing

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

butchdykekondraki-moved

i think when some of you say "neurodivergent" you just mean adhd and autism

butchdykekondraki-moved

schizophrenia makes you neurodivergent. ocd makes you neurodivergent. ptsd (and c-ptsd) makes you neurodivergent. bpd makes you neurodivergent. npd makes you neurodivergent. anxiety makes you neurodivergent. depression makes you neurodivergent. even the "scary" mental illnesses make you neurodivergent. i'm going to start killing

phantomrose96

My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

phantomrose96

IF YOUR

MASCARA

SMELLS LIKE

crayons

DO NOT EAT IT

teaboot

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Massage oils and oil-based lubricants, too!!!

Also cooking oil!

Spoilt oil products VERY OFTEN lose their normal odour and smell of crayons!

pumpkin-interactive

———-> Go Fund Me Here! ——-> Imgur pictures of Rick and Maddy in the hospital. I know there a bunch of GofundMe campaigns on tumblr, but this one is for a Pumpkin Team member. I don’t believe in just asking for things and not getting anything in return. So I’m offering added game content for gold release, and I’ll write in your tumblr name on a pumpkin card and send it to them if you reblog this. Rick is very badly burnt, especially his fingers and he is now disabled. His dog also got some of her paws and legs burnt, but it would have been worst if he hadn’t gone back in the house to save her not once but many times. Also this was an arson fire. Money helps of course because if you live in America you know how expensive healthcare is (a financial death sentence pretty much). They also lost all of their belongs, Rick does not even have his ID. The person who you are helping is the first person I contacted when Pumpkin Online was only an idea and I had no idea what the hell I was doing. We would not be here had it not been for this guy, so I’m doing my best to help his family. I am also kind of poor but I still donated $40 myself so if you have anything please thanks. THANK YOU!