𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄

i  am  the  𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞  which  will  𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳  heaven. heaven  is  full  of  ​ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ​.

[syvaer]

SYVAER . . . private & low activity 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 with a special focus on GODHOOD, THE CURSED, & THE BURDENED.

[osb7]

𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘦. INSOMNIAC BASED harry osborn, by seffie.

[syvaer]

hi i’ve been over on @osb7 this past week, i’ll be back here to do drafts over the next few days though <3

[syvaer]

there’s nothing there rn but i’m moving harry to a single muse blog @osb7

[syvaer]

extremely harry vibes

[noahsresources]

more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

[syvaer]

someone: tell me something good about the environment

harry: they found a way to filter microplastics out of the water

someone: oh that's good news

harry: yeah but it uses tree bark and saw dust which means there's going to be another boom in the logging industry

someone:

harry:

harry: sorry did i do it again

[syvaer]

i made a promo and its sitting in my drafts but i just like ... can't hit post on it fsdjkfhlajkd

[television]

Kong: Skull Island (2017) dir. Jordan Vogt-Roberts

[kalidels]

💜 ✨date with destiny ✨💜

(random starfire screenshot redraw while i was rewatching the robstar episode of all time with friends !!)

[syvaer]

playing gotham knights and feeling robbed of koriand’r where tf is starfire where tf is miss kory anders 🔫🔫🔫

[jasonbrdy]

MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 2 (2023)

[syvaer]

“ pete! you look tense. coffee? ” harry osborn you insolent fuck i’m so stupid for you

[syvaer]

can i be usfw real quick :

harry so has boyfriend dick. like that man has the kind of dick you could have sex with 5 out of 7 times a week. harry is also the type of guy that is just good at sex. there's the stereotype that the first time is always bad — no, i'm sorry, not with harold osborn. and he's literally so oblivious about it, not an ounce of ego to be seen. no macho man " yeah i'm really good at sex " from him, he's just " yeah, i just have sex, and it's always really enjoyable, as it always should be. "

[aenhanse]

—MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN 2 (2023)

[syvaer]

something something emily coming up with heal the world and then dying from oshtoran's something something harry trying to continue her work and then also developing oshtoran's

[earthlost]

IT TAKES YOU ABACK , the uncharacteristic bite in your words , and okay , maybe you could blame it on the fact that it's your seventh straight day of team no - sleep ( thanks new york ! you just couldn't let a guy rest for two minutes , huh ?! ) but honestly ? this isn't like you . you've been on edge for days now , the prickle at the back of your neck unrelenting . it's kinda hard to explain to your best friend that you're having hella spidey senses right now , y'know ? so you opt for the safer alternative : blame it on good ol' senior year .

" sorry , i didn't --- i didn't mean it like that , i just . . . it's been a crappy few days . " AT LEAST THAT PART WASN'T A TOTAL LIE . the half - grin you bear is sheepish in nature , and boots knock into his own as if its your own secret way of emphasizing your apology . it's not that you don't want to tell him . it's just safer this way ( no one can get hurt if no one knows its you , right ? ) . still , you play along with his jest , sweaty palm rubbing at the back of your neck as a few nervous chuckles manage to escape . " ha - ha , ha . yeah , definitely that . i'm basically james bond if he had two left feet . "

[syvaer]

“ okay, you're not that uncoordinated, ” he mentions, a shit grin on his face as peter kicks at him. “ i saw the way you DODGED gordon's punch in the parking lot a few weeks ago. you got that sixth - sense type of shit, deep down, and i mean, extremely deep down. ” harry locks his fingers together and stretches them out in front of him, hearing the POP in his shoulders before leaning back again, crossing his ankles at the bottom of the steps for leverage. “ now we just gotta teach you a few moves and some rhythm, and you can take whoever you want to prom. ”

something settles in his stomach — he doesn't know why he says it out loud, and harry suddenly can't meet his friends eyes. it doesn't BOTHER him that he doesn't have a date yet, despite the rapidly approaching event — truly there's only a month left, and it isn't like people haven't asked him. sarah's been dying to ask; are you thinking of taking molly?; she only wants to get in good with the osborn's, don't take her. but at this point, there's only ONE PERSON he would even think of going with — and that, unfortunately, isn't in the cards. eyes turn to the sound of the vehicle turning down pete's street, and when he catches sight of the mail truck, harry SHOVES whatever uncomfortable feeling he had before down so deep, it's almost like HE NEVER HAD IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. “ hey, you get your ESU letter yet? they should be coming soon, it's almost the end of the year. ”