Emanating all by yourself, Queen?

"I'm only interested in two things: what is real, and what is true." Qualia | She/Her Archons, Hylics, D*miurges DNI

[syzygynephile]

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[lainsdomain]

My love for this gif is indescribable

[yswapy]

we are living in a post satire world

find out about how together can topple regimes

[yswapy]

signs that you R the killer

number 1: youu like killing 😜

the killer: n-nuh UHH— NUH UH

[yswapy]

number 1 was found murdered, their body chopped to bits at the old sawmill

we are all way too close to this

[yswapy]

signs that you R the killer

number 1: youu like killing 😜

the killer: n-nuh UHH— NUH UH

[syzygynephile]

oay but like everybody hsould kill themselfs For real. Think I'm joking? Thinlagain

Sorry I';m joking

[aceynk]

ants carry crumb for no reason

spider web is made for no reason

worm tunnel for no reason

flies near poop for no reason

we love these pointless animal

[whimsicalbirde]

No, they gotta eat. That is the point of all these. Crumb is ant food. Web provide food, like job provide money. worm eat dirt. Flies are weird.

[aceynk]

i just asked every scientist and they all said that you arent true here and thats not correct. i dont tolerate disinformations on my page. they do these things for no reason, and thats fine. we love all of them anyways because they are beautiful in their own yucky & terriblw way

[whimsicalbirde]

So flies aren't weird?

[aceynk]

theyre worthless animals which is lovely

[ospreyonthemoon]

the crumbs aren't actually ant food anyway! the ants gather crumbs to feed their domesticated fungus. they have farms. they eat the fungus and bring organic matter for the fungus to eat. and theyre not terrible they're lovely.

[suddenlysentient]

(getting REALLY mad) NOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S ONLY LEAFCUTTER ANTS!!!!!! ONLY LEAFCUTTER ANTS DO THAT!!!!!!!! AND THEIR FUNGUS ONLY EATS LEEAAVES!!!!!

[vixen-flame]

Is it strange that I hate OP's post? It's like, strangely anti intellectual and really mean to bugs in a way that seems positive but without any of the substance 😢. Did you ever think of the bug's feelings Aceynk?

[aceynk]

these animals are useless and stupid and and thats awesome

[melonisopod]

I know I'm falling for the obvious Smooth Shark 2.0 bait but I'm not here to tolerate the bug slander even if you think it's "awesome" that they're "useless and stupid".

Ants gather food to feed their colonies.

Spiders make webs to catch bugs

Worms tunnel to get around and also to eat

Flies eat poop and are some of the world's most efficient decomposers.

They are incredibly useful and important to the ecosystem and are on the decline in recent decades exactly because of these attitudes that they are "stupid and useless" anyway you're gonna just clown on me I don't care fucking educate yourself or don't but I'm not here for the misinformation presented as positive nihilism.

[aceynk]

i just asked every god and they all agreed and said they only made these creatures for fun and they have no purpose which is really badass if u think about it

[syzygynephile]

I'm a foul and sordid homunculouse, bred and buttered in the comments of r/orgasmcontrol controversial postss. I'm a hissing leviathan, I'm the youtube autoplay feature, Enabled. I'm a yucky little boy, eww, ewww, eww he's so yucky. I'm the skank coworker who deigns to give live birth to a greedy suckling, in the middle of the kitchen floor, two minutes from closing. My gaze is wicked and falls upon thee, and with it my command, heavy as a heavy thing:

pleasge give me fucking moneyy fuckkkk I'm so fucking bruck right niow fuckkkk . Seirously I just need one or Two dollars to hit the grocery store No regrets No holkds barred I('m Despereate plkease just this once. You've gotta have soething I';m dying of thirst out her eand yoyu're eating up paapaya's I don't jave Anything I'm un my room I;m nothuing my bedsheets on the clothersrack but it rained man I;m bare mattreess bare bones BEGGIng for a BRWEAK ffFUCK me like come ON man. What does a stupuid no-talent WORTHLESS BITCH have to DO around here for a cheap fucking BUCK i'm stuck in line 7 people down the cashier's already pinchinghis nose 'cause I smell so fucking BROKE dude PLEASE I AM FUCKED POVVO WHAT DO BRO WHAT DO?? I got nothin' but the worms up my butt in this cruelcrfuelworld... nothin; but my hopes and dreams.... I'm dreaming of a better world, where you and me could be together. One day, I'll see this vision made material before me, breathe it all in. And on that day I shall weep, for all that was kept from us. One single smacker, that was kept from me. Please.

[jingerpi]

have a collection of scary YouTube thumbnails I've seen recently

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[kuudere-hime]

It's possible this was staged and they are trolls.

[deadelated]

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

[deadelated]

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[meruruken]

"Lady Raaaan! Lady Yukari is pondering her existence in the mirror again!!"

What if she isn't who everyone thought she was