trash

stressed, distressed, depressed.

[parisbian]

can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth" 

[intriga-hounds]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nayters]

[c-bassmeow]

NcjdkfkfkfkjfkfjJFJDKFKFKFNFJFJFKFJFJKusijJidjdjd

[chandabeard-deactivated20191001]

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

[shit-liberals-post]

[ilovekitty3000]

[utteradoxography]

[strictlyquadrilateral]

earlier today i was nonverbal for a bit but no one was around except the cats, so i signed at molly that she’s a good cat and she. immediately started purring. this cat knows too much. i live in fear that someday s

[fabulousairpirate]

the cat killed op

[strictlyquadrilateral]

#false she merely sat down on the keyboard and hit the post button prematurely

[catscenter]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

IT’S CALLED A CAT WALK!!!! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG.

[a-joyfuljourney]

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

So you know that bit where Adam asks Gansey how he knows he’s in love with Blue 2.5 seconds after kissing Ronan, right? I always thought he was so extra for that. I mean, one of your best friends in the whole world kisses you, and you realize you’re bisexual for the first time (as far as we know), and you’d think you’d have a lot more things to deal with first, but no, the very first question you ask yourself (and your other best friend in the entire world) is “but am I in love with him though?” and apparently that’s not even a question, because you kiss him back on the very same night, which means you decided that yes, yes you do. Adam, you extra, romantic little shit. Except THAT’S NOT ALL, IS IT? Because apparently there’s a line in The Raven Boys that I had completely forgotten about, that says something along the lines of “Ronan doesn’t understand casual relationships” and apparently that line is in, you guessed it, Adam’s narration. So I’ve spent all this time thinking Adam wondering whether he was in love with Ronan or not after one (1) kiss was so extra, but the truth is Adam knows and has acknowledged before that Ronan basically mates for life (the nerds they are, the both of them), so the question wasn’t even “am I in love with him”, it was more along the lines of “am I willing to spend my entire life with him” AND APPARENTLY IT ONLY TAKES HIM A COUPLE OF HOURS TO DECIDE THAT YES, YES HE DOES?? I HATE THEM AND THEIR FAIRYTALE ROMANCE

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[yellingla0zu]

I love this

[kiddie-fun]

X

[wylansvaneck]

[hipster]

It’s a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize you’re telling them things you’ve never said out loud before

[pinkmisspiggy]

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

[pinkmisspiggy]

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

[pinkmisspiggy]

ok 2 many of u relate

[kaijuhearmenow]

Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes

[felesrubrum]

I was just gonna type this in the tags but I have to say this.

Growing up in North America is surreal.  Every tiny little blip of physical affection is deemed as sexual interest. Boys aren’t allowed to hug eachother because “that’s gay.” Girls can’t hold hands because “are they going out?” And GOD FORBID a female friend hugs a male friend.

Having lived in the Netherlands, and reading up about shit like this, Canadians and Americans are starving. 

I went to Japan for a school trip in 2012. I went to a highschool there. There were boys hugging, lounging on those blue gym floor mats, holding hands, trowing their arms around eachother. I was startled by how shocked I was.

This mentality of “if you’re touching you must have sexual interest in the other person” is so fucking disgusting. Hug your friends. Hold hands with them. Touch their hands when you want to reassure them.