you want me to do What?

Miles, 26 (he/him) transmasc buhsexual, Jewish, Sagittarius. No TERFS, no alt-right, no pro-Zionist bullshit, leave me out of all that. Icon by @congercine

[loveridden1999]

thank god complaining is free #mycomplaints

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[revivivivify]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

the concept of penises is SO fucking funny. like you got an extra lil stick between your legs with some ugly-ass golfballs attached to the bottom. you can use this stick to pee. but also if you hug or kiss the pee-stick enough it will get a lil stiff and then provide a special white pee that, if pissed into the exact right space, can create a new human life. like @\god what was the thought process behind this

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[birdsareblooming]

yeah you see she has something called

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[peach-pot]

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

[peach-pot]

thaaaat’s right!

[peach-pot]

this is kind of a gold mine

[starhoodies]

[goldensunset]

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

?

yes

no

super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)

Voting ended onAug 12

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[ms-demeanor]

This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.

[ralfmaximus]

World Heritage.. Something

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[commodore64]

[rootingformephistopheles]

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

[theconcealedweapon]

[realdengxiaoping]

if you are in the united states you cannot choose to stand at a location