call me vloer

she/her // 27 // i love birds

[darkelfchicksick]

[papermachedragons]

UK entering with a song called "I wrote a song"

[wastelandbaby7]

Pianobaiting: taking a piano to the Eurovision stage and not burning it.

[jdotsodomite]

i used your country’s entry to pee (derogatory)

[buffonia]

eurovision is nothing without eastern europe

[damiano-david]

MOTHER AND FATHER

[langernameohnebedeutung]

5 tickets for the barbie movie please

[danisnotonniall]

croatian guys said "fuck it, we're going on putin's kill list" and i respect that

[sherlockholmes]

“The song is called Blood and Glitter. Two things that are very hard to get out of carpet”

–Graham Norton

[pojkflata]

Reasons Käärijä should win:

[goldenskywalker]

get in losers we’re going to eurovision

[elektranhatcios]

girls when a flute drops in eurovision

[grumpyfaceurn]

Ah. There's the annual pagan human sacrifice rave

[grumpyfaceurn]

We had one, sure. But what about second pagan human sacrifice rave?

[glorious-blackout]

Eurovision fans whenever they see a piano onstage:

[goldenskywalker]

when everyone in the squad kinda unhinged but you’re all having a great time

[brightsunnydaysofcastamere]

Me: wow more countries should perform in their native language

France: Bonjo-

Me: no not you

[theunseeliemperoress]

Every eurovision entry sounds like it's not in English when your audio processing is bad enough