The Good Life.

Naomi / 21 / MTL "Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing." - Ricky Gervais

[bitchycode]

omg 👀

[queergraffiti]

“do more gay stuff with yr friends! also: fuck cops!”

[666sweetie]

this is the only advice you’ll ever need

[kevinkinky]

[pomeranian2]

[touchyourblood]

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

That’s so sweet ohmygosh

[helluva-pilot]

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm

[senseitive]

yeah hes cute but does he care about your mental health

[labias]

[t-riumph]

Me Watching Stranger Things

Me: All of these children are precious

A child: *murders two men in a second*

Me: Especially that one

[subwaytoken]

[thisiscleanprivilege]

Clean privilege is when your ‘friend’ ‘jokes’ that he never bathes before going to an anime convention, because ‘who is going to notice under the overall smell?’

[illinicoise]

I think I’m having a stroke

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

im turning tables with the whites

[blackmodel]

this is still so funny

[hornsnotfromfrance-deactivated2]

this is like 90% of how I communicate with my best friend

[hornsnotfromfrance-deactivated2]

who the fuck brought this back

[treyner-blog]

the best kind of dog honestly,,

[quichehound]

[fuckyeahyonicsymbols]

I can’t make this any better than it already is.

[livesoundgirl]

Forever. 💖