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 tord | 15 | he/him 

[klaw]

are u a terrible handwriting gay or a terrible speech gay

[unclefather]

Jason mraz has no money

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

How much respect I lose for someone the moment they use autism as an insult

[hereticalseraph]

This graph also applies to people who use “r*t*rd” or any variations thereof as an insult/derogatory term.

[fetus-cakes]

dunks in the toilet twice as fast for use of “autistic screeching”

[ur-stepdad]

you give me a bowl of candies and tell me that 80% are m&ms and 20% are skittles. I take one and it eat it. skittle. I grab a handful and eat them all at once. all skittles. I grab another handful and eat them one at a time. all skittles. you take 3 out and hand them to me, assuring me that they must be m&ms. they’re all skittles.

at this point, I’m likely to start believing that you have lied to me. it seems like the statistics must be the other way around, or maybe there are no m&ms at all.

at this point, I start expecting skittles. and I get them, every time.

I finally taste chocolate and spit it out. I wasn’t expecting it anymore and I’m not sure if I can even believe my own mouth.

this is why victims of repeated traumas don’t know how to react to good people.

[equinoks]

put 'babe' in my ask if you'd date me

[notkatniss]

[theshitneyspears]

Me walking into yet another showing of Love Simon:

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

me posting on tumblr dot com whenever im in a bad mood

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[glumshoe]

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

[t0rdjpg]

send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

[t0rdjpg]

there are only two tords drawn in the ew artist community..... Big Buff boy or Lanky Angst boy

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

Just wanna say this is the ideal future

[bpdhitoshi]

pewdiepie tells cis fuckers and straighties to Unsubscribe

[mystxry-x]

He’s cishet tho????

[bpdhitoshi]

not everyone is cishet sharon

[ampharos-hates-pedos]

H

[daniels-ramblings]

This post set my crops on fire

[t0rdjpg]

callout post for @chairsarenotedible

introduced me to slime vore. there is no worse crime

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