Land of Comets and Lightbulbs

Homestuck/Dangan Ronpa/Pokemon/A lot of other stuff

[dyedclothes]

when your friend meets your sexy roommate 

[atlanticfade]

This is a work of art

[chrstopher]

Give him an Oscar for that performance

[shook-ti]

Life is Strange + Chloe & Max

[t3chnocrayon]

[t3chnocrayon]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[gothicprep]

how to get a boyfriend

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

[iskariotrising]

The Heterosexuals strike again

[miss-andrea]

You do realize that human males and females generally have different bone structure, and therefore skeletons are inherently gendered, yes? No?

[cali-katt]

*whispers* how do you think forensics work?

[benjiscloset]

*whispers* gender and sex are not the same thing

[charaznable]

i found these at the mall. on sale. for real money.

[absolutebatmanny]

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices 

[darkestblisss]

[swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv]

Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?

OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD

so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”

written to a hot male earl, dude

in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were

also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?

welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book

"Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now gimme some tuna."

(photos via the dodo)

[sizvideos]

Video

[ruinedchildhood]

[crestfallenchild]

whatW WHAT

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[fairynnee-deactivated20181004]

"Hey, you know you should seriously cosplay-" “Shhhhhhhhhhh”

[adventures-of-a-strange-mind]

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

[pigeonstalking]

now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.

[hecallsmehischild]

Reblogging for future title reference.

[sizvideos]

Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster

Video - Via Siz iOS app

[cosmic-noir]

Why did you do this to me?

[bi-nightmare]

cookie monster why

[actualdogvines]

an urgent message