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employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

IMPORTANT

HURRICANE JOSE HAS MOVED COURSE, AND IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE GENERAL NEW JERSEY AREA. THIS INCLUDES MARYLAND, CONNECTICUT, AND MASSACHUSETTS. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND AND TELL PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN:

New Jersey

New York

Massachusetts

Maryland

Virginia

Pennsylvania

New Hampshire

Vermont

heemxng

source?

jakciekennedy

i can’t find anything to support this lmao

heemxng

yeah and im in boston and it’s a perfectly sunny afternoon (a little cloudy but still sunny) so like what the fuck are they talking about

antisepticeye-protec-squad

you know what? fuck this. if yall are gonna keep bashing me for trying to help so be it. dont come crying to me when youre in the hospital suffering from ab concussion after a clump of debris hit you in the head

in category 6 winds.

heemxng

literally all we did was ask for a source and category 6 doesn’t exist

carter-you-dick-deactivated2018

You and your little gaggle drove Angel off of Tumblr. Don’t respond to someone who isn’t there anymore.

heemxng

if asking for a source can make them leave tumblr then i sure do have some news about school for them

foulserpent

they actually left tumblr over being asked for a source once on their misinfo post this is the weirdest shit

lookskindadeadinside

I seen a lotta things on this site but I never thought I’d see someone falsely claim that a Cat 6 hurricane was headed for the northeast U.S. and then ragequit tumlr when asked to give a source

kjfitzapa

betty cooper in every episode ♠ episode one: the river’s edge

#i love her

riverdalecolesprouse

Family photo

kaouala

this is the worst day of my life

savage-animal-idiots

the game that broke jeremy: must speak only in movie quotes

trevorcolliins

todays mood is: i love alfredo

pisswolf

A post shared by My Best Life Hacks / Лайфхаки (@mybestlifehacks) on May 31, 2017 at 5:58am PDT

theres no way they arent just taking the piss out of us now

gravegospel

im convinced lifehack is another word for hard mode

the-rooster-to-your-teeth

it’s no longer a question of how but why

sugarchop-deactivated20181008

he did THAT (x)

ohnomypeas

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN HERE

gotmypinkshirt

tombsaint

gavin: oh shit that doesn’t look like a v

deerinspotlight

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.