Her Embrace Is Death

Independant, semi-selective OC set in the Blue Exorcist world (with ties to the Miyama-Uguisu Mansion Incident oneshot) loosely based off of the demon Lamashtu from Ancient Mesopotamian legend. Established: 2/26/18

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250+ starters you can use

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even more starters random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝A little warning would have been nice!❞

❝You almost shot me! Again!❞

❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞

❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞

❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞

❝Book? What book?❞

❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞

❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞

❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞

❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞

❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞

❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞

❝I had sex behind the court house.❞

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞

❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞

❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞

❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞

❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞

❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞

❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞

❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞

❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞

❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞

❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞

❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞

❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞

❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞

❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞

❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞

❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞

❝ I have a little neck.❞

❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞

❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞

❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞

❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞

❝You have such bony knees.❞

❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞

❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

❝The King has asked for me?❞

❝Even in carnal matters?❞

❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞

❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞

❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞

❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞

❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞

❝I ORDER you.❞

❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞

❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞

❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞

❝College will be paradise.❞

❝Grow up. Bulimia’s so ‘87.❞

❝…Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.❞

❝For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.❞

❝You LIAR.❞

❝They will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.❞

❝I care not who has the title “bastard” when I am dead.❞

❝You are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.❞

❝Chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!❞

❝Don’t read it. She’s having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.❞

❝What’s your damage?❞

❝Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you ‘til I break you.❞

❝I think we broke my mattress.❞

❝No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.❞

❝I’m like oxygen. I’m everywhere.❞

❝Thus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.❞

❝Shoulda thought of that before you killed me. I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.”❞

❝Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?❞

❝There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.❞

❝I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.❞

❝I bet there’s all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some “ich luge” bullets…?”❞

❝I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.❞

❝And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.❞

❝You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.❞

❝Surprise, surprise.❞

❝I’m older, but hardly more wise.❞

❝Is she beautiful?❞

❝I have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.❞

❝Your Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.❞

❝For men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.❞

❝If I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.❞

❝But stars come out at night.❞

❝I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.❞

❝Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.❞

❝Is that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?❞

❝Cut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.❞

❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞

❝Okay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.❞

❝They’re as far away as I could send them.❞

❝Are we ruled by superstition?❞

❝I do not fear the people.❞

❝BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?❞

❝On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?❞

❝It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.❞

❝What good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?❞

❝Welcome to the nerd lab.❞

❝The more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.❞

❝Stay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.❞

❝Wanna fight for me?❞

❝Hey, are you still alive?❞

❝You speak as though you have seen this yourself.❞

❝You’re late. You missed quite a show.❞

❝Such tragic lovers.❞

❝I honestly don’t find that to be romantic. It’s pathetic.❞

❝Love? You think love will save you?❞

❝Only fools believe that soulmates exist.❞

❝I don’t know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless you’re THAT desperate for balls in your face.❞

❝Gather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.❞

❝The blood is in your hands, not mine.❞

❝You speak as though you are innocent in this.❞

❝You took their heart and destroyed it.❞

❝Do you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?❞

❝I do not fear death.❞

❝Am I in hell?❞

❝If you think for a moment, then you’ll find it.❞

❝I will not be meek or obedient.❞

❝You do not own me. I am not your property or anyone else’s for that matter.❞

❝And you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?❞

❝There are worst faiths.❞

❝I would rather die than be locked in a cage.❞

❝You can take that pen and shove it up your ass.❞

❝Let me see your face.❞

❝My computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?❞

❝TV makes shit look so easy.❞

❝I could try, but no promises.❞

❝I just want to go home and shower.❞

❝That cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.❞

❝I think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.❞

❝Put. those. cookies. down.❞

❝Oh shit, I made a booboo.❞

❝Banana monkeys apple balls!❞

❝What sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.❞

❝I have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.❞

❝You’re quite defiant, aren’t you.❞

❝Hold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.❞

❝Bring them BACK.❞

❝I shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.❞

❝Those who refuse will die.❞

❝How do you forget?❞

❝This was supposed to be a surprise damn it.❞

❝High or low, they will sign or they will die.❞

❝I believe in choices, both good and bad.❞

❝I didn’t fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.❞

❝Funny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.❞

❝I hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.❞

❝Call it what you wish, but you and I both know it’s the truth.❞

❝Don’t speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.❞

❝Shut your eyes then.❞

❝That child saved your life.❞

❝Hey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.❞

❝I am no whore, despite what you like to think.❞

❝Beauty fades.❞

❝Mac or PC, I don’t care.❞

❝Find a legal way then.❞

❝Their blood is on your hands. Not mine.❞

❝Can’t make a habit of this you know.❞

❝Can I stay with you? I can’t be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.❞

❝You swore you would protect me!❞

❝You are a toad.❞

❝What did you do, roll around in pig shit?❞

❝Get out you snake.❞

❝If they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.❞

❝There is nothing you can say that hasn’t already been said.❞

❝Music is important. There are so many advantages.❞

❝I couldn’t sleep. Can I stay here?❞

❝You are my soul mate!❞

❝I once tried to read that. I couldn’t get through the book.❞

❝BURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?❞

❝To love? Or to spy?❞

❝Which witch is which?❞

❝I signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didn’t sign up for demons trying to murder me.❞

❝Who’s your daddy now?❞

❝I’ll be good, I promise.❞

❝Do you hate me so much you would do this?❞

❝I loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.❞

❝My love for you surpasses everything.❞

❝I am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.❞

❝Take it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.❞

❝Will you give yourself to me?❞

❝Once, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.❞

❝My heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?❞

❝You can try.❞

❝I think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.❞

❝Pathetic.❞

❝Children? Oh no, I– I don’t think I can even have children.❞

❝Impossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.❞

❝Did they touch you?❞

❝I don’t think I can move.❞

❝The best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.❞

❝My heart belongs to one being and it is you.❞

❝I need help. I cannot face this alone.❞

❝You ask far too much. Please, don’t make me do this.❞

❝Are you pregnant?❞

❝I’m pregnant.❞

❝I’m sorry, but your child is dead.❞

❝Who is the father?❞

❝How can you love a person like him/her?❞

❝Monster!❞

❝You are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!❞

❝There is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.❞

❝Y-You? What are you doing here?❞

❝The last dance you will ever have is with me.❞

❝We are two ships in the night.❞

❝The shadows grow darker.❞

❝It will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.❞

❝You belong to me now.❞

❝You WITCH.❞

❝You sold your soul to the devil & for what?❞

❝Revenge will be mine.❞

❝The dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.❞

❝Our Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lord’s birth.❞

❝Oh this ain’t right. This ain’t right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.❞

❝ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.❞

❝This is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.❞

❝You know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.❞

❝Living in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.❞

❝Love is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.❞

❝Love is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.❞

❝If. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.❞

❝The wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.❞

❝I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it’s not called marsh fever. You’re with child.❞

❝He’s insane.❞

❝This is a good day for him.❞

❝If you knew my father, you’d commend me for waiting this long.❞

❝How long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?❞

❝There was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.❞

❝Is it murder to defend your mother’s honor?❞

❝And if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.❞

❝You care so much for someone you hardly know.❞

❝That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lion’s jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.❞

❝All things are permissible in our dreams.❞

❝I believe trust needs to be earned.❞

❝The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?❞

❝I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.❞

❝You’re not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice – forget our dreams or live them.❞

❝True malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.❞

❝And so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.❞

❝For it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.❞

❝That night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.❞

❝You know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.❞

❝Not all queens start as princesses.❞

❝Your eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.❞

❝We had a deal.❞

❝I want to be just like you.❞

❝Sometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we don’t wish to, we’d do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They don’t resemble anything you’d have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.❞

❝I murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?❞

❝The dead don’t lie.❞

❝I am the only one that knows.❞

❝The next lie to cross your lips will be your last.❞

❝You would threaten me, your one true ally?❞

❝So you would buy me outright?❞

❝I want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering… or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.❞

❝We know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.❞

❝My husband’s affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.❞

❝We’ve lost control. She’s no longer ours.❞

❝Why? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.❞

❝I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.❞

❝There was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.❞

❝All the world shall be yours in return; all the world.❞

❝You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.❞

❝The witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.❞

❝He/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.❞

❝This dog will come back and bite.❞

❝Save your thoughts. Say nothing.❞

❝You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.❞

❝Where is the murderer?❞

❝Be careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.❞

❝You see I’ve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.❞

❝Do not stare at him in public. It weakens you.❞

❝The only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.❞

❝All things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.❞

❝They will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till there’s no one left standing.❞

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MILK  &  HONEY                POETRY  RP  STARTERS  BY  RUPI  KAUR. PART 1.   FEEL  FREE  TO  MODIFY  PRONOUNS.

❛    we  are  capable  of  love  but  choose  to  be  toxic.   ❜  ❛    you  have  a  sadness  living  in  places  sadness  shouldn’t  live. ❜ ❛    i’m  difficult  to  forget  and  not  easy  for  the  mind  to  follow.  ❜ ❛    you  are  a  war.   ❜      ❛    every  revolution  starts  and  ends  with  his  lips.   ❜ ❛    the  truth  is..  you  make  me  speechless  ❜ ❛    he  makes  my  tongue  so  weak  it  forgets  what  language  to  speak  in.  ❜ ❛    what  drives  you  crazy?  what  keeps  you  up  at  night?  ❜ ❛    so  that’s  what  you  do..  you  command  attention.  ❜ ❛    you  look  like  you  smell  of  honey  and  no  pain.  ❜       ❛    i  always  get  myself  into  this  mess.  ❜ ❛    i’m  a  dreamer  and  that  will  be  the  death  of  me.  ❜ ❛    you  were  so  distant.  i  forgot  you  were  there  at  all.  ❜ ❛    don’t  mistake  salt  for  sugar.  if  he  wants  to  be  with  you.. he will.  ❜        ❛    you  were  temptingly  beautiful       but  stung  when  i  got  too  close.  ❜ ❛    don’t  come  here  with  expectations  and  try  to  make  a  vacation  out  of  me.  ❜ ❛    the  thing  worth  holding  on  would  of  never  let  go.  ❜ ❛    love  made  the  danger  in  you  look  like  safety.  ❜ ❛    i  don’t  grieve..  i  shatter.  ❜        ❛    when  i’m  angry,  i  don’t  yell        i  burn.  ❜ ❛    we  began  with  honesty.  let  us  end  in  it,  too.  ❜ ❛    your  voice  alone  drives  me  to  tears.  ❜ ❛    like  a  broken  promise..  let  it  go.  ❜ ❛    our  backs  tell  stories  no  books  have  have  the  spine  to  carry.  ❜   ❛    you  were  a  dragon  long  before  he  came  around  and  said  you  could  fly.  you  will  remain  a  dragon  long  after  he’s  left.  ❜ ❛    the  world  gives  you  so  much  pain,  and  here  you  are  making  gold  out  of  it.  ❜      ❛    you  split  me  open  in  the  most  honest  way  there  is.  ❜

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NFSW ANON HOUR

send my muse nsfw related questions and they HAVE to answer them

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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[cillianhelps-blog]

text message starters: part 14

[MSG:] I just audibly asked myself if I wanted to masturbate. And then audibly agreed.

[MSG:] Normal people don’t sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours…

[MSG:] Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.

[MSG:] Don’t worry about my [family member]. S/He just hates you because you’re [description], not because we’re fucking.

[MSG:] What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers.

[MSG:] I should have listened to my dad and Mean Girls… If you have sex you’ll get pregnant and die.

[MSG:] Well, fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.

[MSG:] I just folded my boss’s underwear, and I ain’t a maid. I need a drink and a raise.

[MSG:] I can’t remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.

[MSG:] I’m fucking your [family member] right now. 

[MSG:] DIBS ON THE NEW GUY. 

[MSG:] All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I’m not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.

[MSG:] If I banged a coworker last night but didn’t enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?

[MSG:] NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS.

[MSG:] I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.

[MSG:] It happened again…

[MSG:] Broke up with my married coworker… work is gonna get weird.

[MSG:] I’m banned from the zoo.

[MSG:] Are you high and at a petting zoo again?

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] You left your shoes at my place but remembered to take your vodka. I see where your priorities are.

[MSG:] His internet history had “Disney Porn” on it.

[MSG:] Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn’t even gay until five minutes ago..

[MSG:] She said, “I don’t really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me” and I don’t remember anything after that.

[MSG:] Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex.

[MSG:] It’s like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here.

[MSG:] What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already broke and my leg’s already broken.

[MSG:] And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don’t act like I don’t do anything.

[MSG:] I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious.

[MSG:] Even my Mr. Clean Magic Eraser can’t make last night disappear.

[MSG:] I was like, “um, that’s my butthole.”

[MSG:] I don’t know how else to say this, but I think you’re a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I’ll be happier.

[MSG:] Their flight hasn’t even left yet and the ‘buy food to keep yourself alive’ budget is gone on tequila.

[MSG:] Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you.

[MSG:] I’m sensing a Yuletide blowjob in your future and by future I mean tomorrow.

[MSG:] There’s a naked man in my car right now.

[MSG:] I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker…

[MSG:] He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn’t have a test at 8am. It’s really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.

[MSG:] I’m going on a new diet. It’s called the “eat healthy otherwise boys won’t want to have sex with your fat ass” diet. Wish me luck.

[MSG:] As long as you’re naked and covered in glow paint, I’m there.

[MSG:] Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I’ve dated two married chicks and a Mormon.

[MSG:] I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man, I love being a lesbian.

[MSG:] Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.

[MSG:] He’s a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.

[MSG:] I would feel bad that’s he’s locked out naked, but the world should really see that.

[MSG:] This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.

[MSG:] So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.

[MSG:] Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.

[MSG:] You owe me a new pair of boots, bitch.

[MSG:] Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman ever.

[MSG:] I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.

[tabikdamu-blog]

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     Yukio pulled back from the kiss, a bit of his sanity hanging on. And yet, as he smiled at her he didn’t care. This was just like as Night and his brother described, it was hard to resist. Normally he was better than this, but there was something about Lamashtu that made his logical mind go out the window. The only thing he did know, was he did not want her inside. 

    “Come with me,” he remarked, voice lagging a little as if he was drugged. Was she affecting him that much? He didn’t care, either way. It didn’t reach his heart, either way. He turned around, directing her away from his cabin and into the woods, walking not to a cave as he did once to Rin. That was a special place, instead he lead her to a rather large, hollowed out tree that he had made into a sort of bed. “I slept here a few times, when I was fixing up the cabin in the beginning.”

     He pulled her inside. That was when he didn’t waste time. He slammed her into the side of the rather thick, old tree, kissing her. “I am not going to be your pawn! You want to hurt Night fine! I don’t care. I helped him and he tried to kill me.” Yukio kissed her again, this time, he bit her neck a little. “That doesn’t mean I am going to play your games, after this is over.”   

          “Hm, I suppose this will do.” The location didn’t matter much, considering she already knew where he lived, and she was talented at sneaking in and out of buildings undetected. Perhaps he was hiding useful information and that was why he was reluctant to invite her inside. Her curiosity was piqued--but she would wait to satisfy it until a later date. 

          She smirked at being unceremoniously shoved against the inner wall of the tree, not minding in the slightest. “Playing rough, are we?” Lamashtu purred once Yukio broke off the kiss. She barely listened to his rantings, somewhat uninterested in what he had to say. Many men had said the same thing before. He would play her games in the end. He already was. 

          “That pathetic runt isn’t worth the effort.” She remarked, staring up at the half-demon. “I’m here for you.” 

[tabikdamu-blog]

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     Yukio closed his eye, a smile came across his face, as a sound came out that was more like a growling purr of pleasure than anything else. He wasn’t even sure what he wanted anymore. The sound of power was a good idea now. He was told all his life that his body and heart was weak, it was too weak for this, he was too weak too do that. That is why he had spent so much time toning his body to fight. He had spent so much time to study. And for what? 

     To still come in second!

      And here was someone that would give it to him, with no strings attached. Yukio knew what he was getting into this time. The Illuminati had given all he wanted. He was tired of organizations. He knew he was evil to begin with. He knew Night gave him up. No one was there for him. So why not punish him the best way possible? Give up his humanity, thanks to Lamashtu. 

    “Do you really think that is what we want? You to become some sort of monster, for the sake of power?” Night had yelled that at him one, during a fight, after he found out Yukio had been pushing himself to get stronger. Yukio laughed sadly at that. Yukio had done so much for Night and all he ever got was pain. 

     Yukio was done thinking about this for the moment. He leaned closer again, and kissed Lamashtu again, another one of those rough, needy kisses. One that clearly said, get Night out of my head. 

         Lamashtu had made the right choice in following him to his small abode in the woods when she’d finally picked up a scent trail after weeks of stalking the town. They were perfectly alone. She could do whatever she wanted to this boy and no one would appear to stop her, not his pesky twin brother (who likely still cared), not her nuisance of a son. Yukio had likely chosen this location precisely so that he would never be found...

        She returned the kiss with fervor. It was obvious that she had won. The half-demon was completely enticed and wouldn’t back down now. Soon, he would be her slave, exactly as she’d intended. Men were weak to the desires of the flesh. Pulling away after a moment, she peered at him with a smirk that was both smug and teasing. “Would you like to invite me inside, or would you prefer to remain out here? 

         The demon was fine with either option. This was the means to an end, steps taken to further a goal. Of course, that didn’t mean that it wouldn’t be fun--quite the contrary. She intended to throughly enjoy herself. 

[tabikdamu-blog]

DASHBOARD GAME: CHARACTER DETAIL.

GENERAL .

NAME:  Lamashtu NICKNAME(S):  N/A AGE:  3500+ SPECIES:  Demon

PERSONAL .

MORALITY:   lawful  / neutral  / chaotic /  good /  neutral  / evil /  true. RELIGIOUS BELIEF:   None SINS:   envy / greed / lust / gluttony / sloth / pride / wrath. VIRTUES : chastity / humility  / charity / diligence / kindness / patience / temperance. PRIMARY GOALS IN LIFE:  To gain more power.  LANGUAGES KNOWN:  Gehennan, Akkadian, Sumerian, Japanese, English

PHYSICAL .

BUILD:   scrawny  / bony  / slender / fit /  athletic / curvy /  herculean  /  pudgy  / average /  muscled. HEIGHT:  5′6″ WEIGHT:  125 lbs SCARS/BIRTHMARKS:  None ABILITIES/POWERS:  Growing sharp claws and fangs at will to devour prey, shapeshifting RESTRICTIONS: N/A

FAVOURITES .

FOOD: Human baby flesh DRINK: Blood PIZZA TOPPING:  N/A COLOR(S): Crimson, jewel-tones, black, silver MUSIC GENRE: Ancient?? Stuff??? BOOK GENRE: History or Romance MOVIE GENRE: Historical Drama or Romance SEASONS: Autumn & Winter SCENT(S):  Incense, cinnamon, vanilla

FUN STUFF .

SINGS IN THE SHOWER:  Yes LIKES BAD PUNS:  No CURSE WORD:  “Fuck”

TAGGING: @gravesofgold if you haven’t done this one yet and anyone else who wants to!!

[tabikdamu-blog]

A  VERY  DESCRIPTIVE  &  DETAILED  PROFILE  OF  YOUR  MUSE.

repost with  the  information  of  your  muse,  including  headcanons,  etc. when  you’re  done, tag other  people  to  do  the  same!

basics

NAME: Lamashtu AGE: 3500+ years SPECIES: Demon GENDER: Female ORIENTATION: Pansexual PROFESSION: Tormenting pregnant women, causing miscarriages, eating babies.

physical aspects

BODY TYPE: Voluptuous  HAIR: Dark brown EYES: Hazel or red SKIN: Usually sun-kissed, occasionally paler HEIGHT: 5′6″

family

SIBLINGS: N/A PARENTS:  N/A CHILDREN: A multitude of them, the most notable being Night ANY PETS: None

likes

COLORS: Crimson, rich jewel tones, black, silver SMELLS: Dragon’s blood, nag champa incense, sandalwood, rose FOOD / DRINKS: Babies, men, blood, wine, mixed alcoholic beverages with cream ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: yes  [ ✓ ]  || rarely [] || no [] || sometimes [ ]

other details

SMOKES?: yes  []   ||   no  [✓] ||   occasionally  [] DRUGS?: yes  []   ||   no  [✓]   ||   occasionally  [] DRIVER LICENSE?: yes  []   ||   no  [ ✓ ] EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: yes  []   ||   no  [✓]   ||   almost/detained  []

TAGGED BY: I saw everyone doing it but formatting stolen from @gravesofgold TAGGING: Do it if you want!!

[tabikdamu-blog]

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     Yukio looked at her when she spoke, his human eye searching for something. He was unsure of what at first, was it a lie, a grain of truth, or was it something else? The half-demon was unsure in the end. He felt as if his heat was coming back onto him, only it was more than that. He felt as if he was high on something, as if he was enjoying her scent too much. He was having a hard time remembering what he had learned in cram school when it came to her, but it wouldn’t help him now, seeing as not only was she enticing him she was triggering something that was only an issue in demons.

     Yukio kissed her again, holding her arms, claws starting to form on his left hand, digging a little into her arm. And yet he didn’t feel any emotional attachment, like when he did this with Night, it was just shear primal need, and pleasure. He growled again when the kiss was over, laughing a little. 

    “So is this what you hunted me down for, to turn me into a pawn, and to draw me in with turning me on, and seeing if my desire for power would be enough? After all that same trick got me to join the Illuminati in the end, apart from the chance at this,” Yukio remarked, gently running his fingers up and down her arm. “Or is it something else?”   

         “You’re even cleverer than I thought. How delightful.” Lamashtu remarked, a predatory smile crossing her face, showing off pearly white fangs that hadn’t been there a moment ago. Unlike a half-demon, there was an extra set of the sharp canines. She leaned up and grazed them against the half-demon’s throat, bringing a hand up to tangle in his hair. Her nails had grown into long black claws as well.

       “If you grow more powerful, you’ll never have to be anyone’s pawn ever again.” She whispered in his ear, somehow making even that statement sound seductive. “I can help you achieve your goals, and you won’t have to align yourself with any organizations and deal with the complications that come with them...”      

[tabikdamu-blog]

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     Yukio covered his demon eye for a moment, taking off his glasses so that he could put an eye patch on. He looked at the other, a smirk on his face. He had ideas as to what she wanted to do to him. A few of them were probably sexual, after all she was known to have a lot of children, not all of them were still alive of course.

     The thought of what she was offering was tempting, and he did think about it as he put his glasses back on. He shivered a little at her touch, unsure why he was even reacting to her as he was. “I doubt he would ever want to be around me again. The last time I spoke to him, he referred to me as a traitor, and had fought with me. It was also when I realized that when Monaka dies, he felt he had nothing left to live for in Assiah, even though I was here. So I doubt I would see him even come to me, let alone….” Yukio cut himself off when an urge hit him. 

     He couldn’t explain why but he just felt the need to kiss her. He leaned forward and kissed her, but he didn’t hold back, unlike he did with Night, this kiss was one that was more rough, needy, and full of nothing but want. It had no emotion to it. It was just pleasure, and fulfilling a need. Was this what Night meant about demons in heat? Yukio didn’t care. 

     Yukio let out a growl again, after the kiss was over. “You want me to give up my human side don’t you, and become a full demon?” His voice was laced with something, that Yukio was unsure what it was. He shouldn’t be in heat, that was a seasonal thing right? And…..Rin and Night wanted him to hold onto some of his humanity….but they weren’t around anymore. He was alone. It was his call now. Night didn’t even care, and Rin…..Rin was Rin. Rin was special. 

     If it cost his humanity should he take it?      

          “You’re not the traitor, Yukio. He is.” A traitor to all demons, a killer of his own kind. But that bit of information about his plans after Monaka’s death was interesting. Lamashtu hadn’t had any idea that he truly cared for the girl to that degree. Night knew what awaited him in Gehenna, after all. Pazuzu would take revenge on him, make an example of him for his many brothers and sisters so that they would know what would happen if they betrayed their family.

         The demon was surprised at Yukio’s boldness, but it didn’t take her more than a second to recover and return his kiss passionately, to encourage him. Everything was going exactly according to plan. Men were weak, whether human, half-demon, or demon. And she had many, many years of experience in making herself irresistible to them. This boy was no exception. She would have him eating out of her hands in no time, worshipping her like the divine creature she was. 

          “That’s the only way for you to become more powerful. Shedding your useless humanity would make you stronger than your brother, who still stubbornly, stupidly clings to it.” 

[cillianhelps-blog]

text message starters: part 14

[MSG:] I just audibly asked myself if I wanted to masturbate. And then audibly agreed.

[MSG:] Normal people don’t sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours…

[MSG:] Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.

[MSG:] Don’t worry about my [family member]. S/He just hates you because you’re [description], not because we’re fucking.

[MSG:] What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers.

[MSG:] I should have listened to my dad and Mean Girls… If you have sex you’ll get pregnant and die.

[MSG:] Well, fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.

[MSG:] I just folded my boss’s underwear, and I ain’t a maid. I need a drink and a raise.

[MSG:] I can’t remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.

[MSG:] I’m fucking your [family member] right now. 

[MSG:] DIBS ON THE NEW GUY. 

[MSG:] All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I’m not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.

[MSG:] If I banged a coworker last night but didn’t enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?

[MSG:] NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS.

[MSG:] I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.

[MSG:] It happened again…

[MSG:] Broke up with my married coworker… work is gonna get weird.

[MSG:] I’m banned from the zoo.

[MSG:] Are you high and at a petting zoo again?

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] You left your shoes at my place but remembered to take your vodka. I see where your priorities are.

[MSG:] His internet history had “Disney Porn” on it.

[MSG:] Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn’t even gay until five minutes ago..

[MSG:] She said, “I don’t really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me” and I don’t remember anything after that.

[MSG:] Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex.

[MSG:] It’s like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here.

[MSG:] What’s the worst that could happen? I’m already broke and my leg’s already broken.

[MSG:] And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don’t act like I don’t do anything.

[MSG:] I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious.

[MSG:] Even my Mr. Clean Magic Eraser can’t make last night disappear.

[MSG:] I was like, “um, that’s my butthole.”

[MSG:] I don’t know how else to say this, but I think you’re a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I’ll be happier.

[MSG:] Their flight hasn’t even left yet and the ‘buy food to keep yourself alive’ budget is gone on tequila.

[MSG:] Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you.

[MSG:] I’m sensing a Yuletide blowjob in your future and by future I mean tomorrow.

[MSG:] There’s a naked man in my car right now.

[MSG:] I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker…

[MSG:] He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn’t have a test at 8am. It’s really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.

[MSG:] I’m going on a new diet. It’s called the “eat healthy otherwise boys won’t want to have sex with your fat ass” diet. Wish me luck.

[MSG:] As long as you’re naked and covered in glow paint, I’m there.

[MSG:] Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I’ve dated two married chicks and a Mormon.

[MSG:] I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man, I love being a lesbian.

[MSG:] Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.

[MSG:] He’s a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.

[MSG:] I would feel bad that’s he’s locked out naked, but the world should really see that.

[MSG:] This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.

[MSG:] So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.

[MSG:] Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.

[MSG:] You owe me a new pair of boots, bitch.

[MSG:] Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman ever.

[MSG:] I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[tabikdamu-blog]

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     Yukio could feel that something was wrong, and yet he didn’t care. He had told himself at this point that he was evil, that he didn’t deserve to be happy anymore. Perhaps Lamashtu, was the next step in what was going to happen with his life. After all besides Satan, how much further could he fall? He was used to being used, this had to be what it was. 

     He growled again, slowly, almost sounding like a laugh. “What could you possibly do to me, that would make me forget? And I promised myself I would come back more powerful than Ani, however, that does not make it so.” Yukio had been awakening his powers slowly, they were weak at first, he had been forcing them to fully awaken, the only way to know if he was stronger than Rin was to face him. And yet, Satan had broken the seal for Rin’s demon heart. So once again…..

     Who was the weak one now? 

     Yukio smirked a little. “I know me and him are different. So all I have to do is get rid of my weak heart. Than I will be fine. He can live with Monaka, and I will do what I please.”  

          “Use your imagination, half-demon.” Lamashtu replied with a wry smirk, daring to get close enough that she could trail a finger down his chest, looking at him as if he were some sort of meal. If he had been a regular human, he would certainly be on the menu. But alas, the spawn of Satan was not for eating, at least not in the literal sense. 

         “I could help you become more powerful than your brother...” It would certainly not be difficult to accomplish, if Yukio was as willing to sacrifice his humanity as he was saying. Perhaps he could be turned into a pawn. He had already once been the True Cross Order’s plaything, and now he could be hers. Her son had been an idiot to discard someone with so much potential.

         “That’s the right attitude to have. Let the demon-exorcist have his human girl... she’ll be dead in the blink of an eye to us immortals. And then he’ll try to come crawling back to you, I’m sure. But you’ll be stronger than to accept being his second choice, won’t you?”

[tabikdamu-blog]

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     Yukio felt a growl rip through him, his demon side coming out more as he looked at the older demon. He of course knew about secrets about the Order. That didn’t mean he was going to give them to a demon that randomly showed up, due to a past relationship with Night. That thought alone made the blue fire in his left eye flare up to its full power.

     How would she know anyway, what was best for him? She was just looking at power. “How would you know what is interesting, and powerful when it comes to someone such as myself? Most of you demons are always after Ani, not me. You are probably only talking to me due to Night.” Yukio didn’t even care at that moment that he just let it slip that, that nameless son that had defeated Pazuzu now had a name. His brother Buer of course knew this, but he was unsure if Lamashtu did.

     “I doubt anything you do to me can upset him. So what is it really that you come here to talk to me for? Night doesn’t care about me anymore. He has always told me that he doesn’t really care about me the way I do…..did. So the only one suffering is me.”

          “Your silly brother? Why would I be interested in him? You’re so much smarter, so much more ambitious, not to mention more ruthless... in time, I think you’ll have no problem surpassing him in power, if you haven’t already.” Lamashtu murmured with the same smirk as before. Obviously, Yukio’s issue--or at least one of them--was a distinct lack of confidence, and feeling like he was less than his twin. She could use that to her advantage.

         “This has nothing to do with that boy who has strayed so far from his loving family.” The demon stated with a dramatic, dismissive wave of her hand. It was because of Night that this half-demon had caught her eye, but truthfully, she was interested in him for other reasons. He could be quite useful, and his inner turmoil made him malleable. 

         “Oh dear, do you still care for him?” There was a sympathetic look on her face that appeared convincingly real. “I could help you forget...”

[tabikdamu-blog]

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     Yukio felt a growl come from him. “He did once. He spoke of it to me only once.” If she was expecting Yukio to act as normal exorcists would, she was mistaken. He wasn’t even part of the Knights of the True Cross anymore. He gave them his childhood and trusted them, only to receive lies and to be treated as a tool. He was just a joke to them, he was…..always second best.

     Yukio could have laughed at being called powerful. He may have been Satan’s vessel once, and even now the King of Demons could see through his left eye, it didn’t make him that powerful. After all, everyone still wanted Rin.

     “So what is it exactly do you want with me? I maybe an exorcist, however I may disappoint you on both counts. Your son has no interest in me, he left me for someone else, and I am no longer with the Order.”

     So just like everyone else. He was of no use, apart from Satan for now.        

          “Only once? Hmm.” Lamashtu echoed thoughtfully. Once was better than pretending that his family had never existed. Perhaps there was still hope that he could be brought back to the proper side. He had proven himself at least somewhat worthy by defeating his father, and she was interested to see how his powers might develop once that pesky sword that sealed them was destroyed...

          But in the meantime, this half-demon would be an entertaining diversion. Perhaps he would make a good play thing. “You still know some of the Order’s secrets, I’m sure. And if he is no longer interested in you, he’s even stupider than I thought.” She murmured, moving closer to Yukio. 

        “You would be a much better match for a demon than that silly human girl, being a half-demon yourself--besides, you’re so much more interesting than her.” Lamashtu could tell just by looking at him that he was weakened by emotional turmoil over something, and that made him more vulnerable to demons and their tricks.