just a trash ball

im 24 why am i still on this website

[tacobellkhaleesi]

I haven’t opened up this app in like a year whattup tumblr!! I’m getting married in a month. And that’s what u missed on glee

[tacobellkhaleesi]

remember when I used to have a ton of free time and made gifs on here when I was like 20?

[tacobellkhaleesi]

😬

[driflloon]

everyone whos ig famous looks like an imvu

[dovesnest]

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

[kastland]

parenting

[tacobellkhaleesi]

me and Alex talking about when we want to have kids and it’s not 50 years in the future is crazy

[tacobellkhaleesi]

the worst thing about having typically female genitalia is the short urethra I’ll tell you what

[jumex]

I’m a dumb bitch…but I be knowing

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[sadkhajiit]

anyone who uses singular you isn’t allowed to complain about singular they. either bring thou back or get out of my way

[iodhadh]

I have this reaction image saved specifically for this purpose.

[marvelsmostwanted]

straight guy: *only owns cargo shorts, graphic tees, and crocs*

tan: *sighs* in this essay i will

[orriculum]

My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool

[circegrimoire]

yall really gonna expose me like this huh

[orriculum]

what else am i gonna do

[rabdoidal]

[spitblaze]

[spitblaze]

actually heres an addendum

[spitblaze]

[astrolocherry]

I don't usually ask astrology questions but I really wonder, why do I always catch myself having conversations in my head? Is it because I'm a virgo? I talk to myself about literally everything and sometimes it's suffocating..

its called thinking

[rahze]

anyone else remember when cherry committed homicide

[filmnoirsbian]

Burglar, when i surprise him by slithering upstairs in my pj’s at 11am on a tuesday: i thought the place was empty…

Me: i have a hectic work schedule

Burglar: understandable, but now i have to kill u (sees my shirt that says “what’s your sign?” and is legally obligated to answer) im a virgo

Me: oh really? This doesnt seem like a virgo heavy career, whats your rising?

Burglar, a little embarrassed: uh idk

Me: thats ok! If u know your time/place of birth, we can look up your birthchart!! Youre about to learn sooo much about yourself

Burglar, pulling up the chair beside me:

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]