Everything's just peachy.

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[whumpster-fire]

Fuck you, City of Ur!

If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!

Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!

That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!

How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!

Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!

[stonegolem]

Visit Original Link

I'm sorry I had to do this. I couldn't not make this sound happen

[randomnessstuff]

See, I read this to my wife, pretty much like this... THEN I saw that there was an audio. Puts it in the TO READ INTO AUDIO file.

[inatherps]

Brown Anole (Anolis sagrei)

Observed by dnoell, CC BY-NC

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[charlesoberonn]

"I asked ChatGPT-" well, I asked the oracle of Delphi and she said that if I go to war with Persia, a great empire will fall.

So I'm gonna do it.

[charlesoberonn]

This post was originally about the story of Croesus, King of Lydia, and how he decided to go to war with Cyrus the Great in the 6th century BCE. Now it's about something else.

[themonsterundermystairs]

[charlesoberonn]

Arguably the most appropriate post for Apollo to "bless" since it's about his oracle.

[generaljenobi]

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this Wheel of all Pokemon Abilities!

You now have this Ability in your real life!

How do you feel?

HELL YEAH THIS IS AWESOME

This is extremely great!

This is very good!

This is… pretty good

This… could be worse?

I feel utterly neutral about this

This has very strong upsides and downsides, feel conflicted

This is basically useless to me!

This… isn’t great

This sucks…

This is really bad, actually!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Voting ended onApr 11

[chipsprites]

[coelii]

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

[coelii]

ah fuck this is currently breaching containment

[portalibis]

Goddes Nut inside the coffin of peftjauneith (RMO Leiden, Egypt 26d 664-525bc)

Telegram / Facebook / X.com

[pigeon-butch]

newfound love for sandgrouse. they have specially designed belly feathers that soak up and hold onto water for transport back to their chicks so they can get a drink

[chongoblog]

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

[drsupermonk]

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

[chongoblog]

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[godisafujoshi]

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

[digitalnatureuk]

As the grey, wet, and foggy weather continues (at least at weekends) I have been delving into my back catalog of high ISO shots to practice "digital development" on. This goldfinch is a prime example at a dawn ISO of 12800.

[wickedsick]

Which Geometric Transformation is the Hottest?

Rotation

Translation

Uniform Scaling

Non-Uniform Scaling

Reflection

Shearing

Voting ended onMar 10

[ruttingmalice]

Girls Keep Telling Me I'm Sweet Even Though I'm Ontologically Evil?