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*Dr. Nick voice* Hi everybody! I'm Nacho Lopez, and before you ask no, that's not my real name, so please. Don't ask.

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TEXTS 📲 NACHRINA

MARI: UMMMM. I don't even remember now. A couple weeks ago? We were texting, and she told me she has feelings for me. She told me the other day she's had those feelings ever since she figured out she was into girls, and she told me this cute af story about how when I left for college, she was super upset and wanted me to stay in Lima and wait for her like how Ali did for CeCe.

MARI: Now, I'm not an obsessive mess like Ali, lbr, but I still thought it was adorable that she wanted that.

MARI: We're not going to do anything about it. How can we? It's not like we live next door to each other.

NACHO: you've been sitting with this information for a couple of weeks and you're just now telling me? I AM OFFENDED. that is cute af though and even though i'm a little salty you took forever to tell me, i'll forgive you

NACHO: she is a little obsessive isn't she? but now i'm just gonna be sitting here wondering why y'all haven't made it official

NACHO: is long distance not on the table? i know it sucks and what not, but it's still better than wondering what could happen if you two did end up dating

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TEXTS 📲 NACHLOE

CECE: Texas accent and everything?

CECE: I can't tell you how to feel about it, and I would never expect you to agree with something just because I feel a certain way, but I can tell you that after almost five years, I'm 100% positive that I'm in love with her, she's in love with me, and that this is something I'm confident that we both want.

CECE: You're giving me permission?

NACHO: yes ma'am, and it was worth it

NACHO: i just never thought it would happen so soon. like obviously it was going to happen with how long you two have been together, but i was not expecting it to happen while we were still living with our parents. if you're sure though then i say go for it. just tell me how it happens when you do decide to do it

NACHO: i'm saying you can do what you want so i guess that's giving permission, yeah

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TEXTS 📲 NACHRINA

MARI: I guess you're right.

MARI: You're too good to me, hermano.

MARI: Mimi told me she has feelings for me. And I'm totally into her, too.

MARI: Is that weird? I mean, it feels weird. But it's also one of those good weirds where I want to brag about it to everyone. But obvi I won't. Just to you.

NACHO: i try, i try

NACHO: WHAT? WHEN? HOW?

NACHO: i don't think it's weird. why would it be weird? if anything it's cute af. are you two going to do anything about these feelings or is it just up in the air?

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TEXTS 📲 NACHLOE

CECE: Hey! So, I've been psyching myself up for like a week to talk to your parents about this. I even talked to your mom on the phone the other day and ended up being too scared to mention it... But I'm totally going to go to them and be all official after it's done to make sure it's okay and stuff.

CECE: And now I'm rambling, I'm sorry.

CECE: Okay, so as her big brother, I wanted to know how you'd feel about me asking Aliyana to marry me?

CECE: I'm asking permission... Can I propose to your sister? Please?

NACHO: that whole bit was pretty entertaining to read, and even more so because i shamelessly read it in your voice

NACHO: i can honestly say i'm not sure how i feel about it. like, i'm all about romance and young love and what have you. but marriage? 😬

NACHO: if you think it's what she wants and you're sure it's what you want, then i don't see why not

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TEXTS 📲 NACHRINA

MARI: Is it weird to go to my brother about relationship stuff?

MARI: Because my twin sister is no help, and our little sister is pure and innocent and I don't like burdening her with this stuff.

MARI: So how do you feel about being burdened instead?

NACHO: i don't think so. they do it in movies and on tv all the time

NACHO: it's nice of you to think about lulu and your innocence though. very sisterly of you. but i'm always down to help people out with their problems, and even more so if it's you

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marimadeit:

I’m literally going to suggest he changes his name to that, that’s gold. Did you know someone on Twitter was apparently shipping me and him? It made my week. I think they were going for Kim, and after Kylie, her face is the most terrifying. So I mean, that’s awesome.

It’s a lot better than Yung Playa, that’s for sure. Does the dude even get girls who’s time isn’t paid for? I didn’t know, but I knew it was going to happen sooner or later. What is the ship name they’ve come up with for you two? Then that was definitely an insult and that person sucks.

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mcdowellsam:

Maybe it seems that way, sure, but that’s really not the case. I tried not going out with friends for awhile to be able to get some sleep, and people stopped inviting me places because they thought I should sleep and I was never able to see my friends because my work/school is so demanding. I ended up getting pretty depressed and lonely, so I definitely think balancing a social life on top of everything else is important – especially for me. But I do need sleep. Hence my problem.

I’ll agree the balance is necessary for some people, but there are ways to hang out with friends and not have to go out, so it stills seems like the case in some of the circumstances. Have you seen a doctor or anything about this sleep issue? Because the average person only needs six hours to sleep. What about time management? That could help you with the whole balancing act.

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fxcksmythe:

I decided to leave campus for lunch with my roommate so we could grab a coffee, little did I know we were sat right beside a pair of old women at their own table, one who kept tutting because my friend had to take one of the seats away for my wheelchair to fit, while the other felt the need to tip me on the shoulder and asked me why I was making the lady do all the hard work. Apparently, all men are the same, and according to this dried up raisin I was nothing but a sexist pig who expected women to bow down to me and follow my every command. 

Excuse me for being disabled and not being able to move a chair on my own because trust me, if I could, I would. I didn’t realize electric wheelchairs were only allowed for those who either had the “look” of a disabled person or are too old to drive so they get offered an alternative.

This is why millennials have so much hostility towards the baby boomers. They think they know everything and even when you tell them they’re wrong, they still have some sort of rebuttal to it. Sorry you had to deal with that though, and if I were you I probably would’ve had some choice words for her. There’s no “look” when it comes to being disabled and for her to say that is pretty disrespectful all on it’s own.

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basanal:

I turned down sex with this extremely hot guy without even thinking. This, people is what not having my morning coffee does to me. Could rant about it all day, but I have class, and I rather hear about all you guys’ boring ass lives. Refrain from boring me to death though as I have no time for a nap.

If you turned it down then there’s a chance you probably didn’t even want it that bad, but if you want to rant about it feel free too. I’ve got no plans of going into detail about my day, because I’m not too fond of being called boring.

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travishud:

Fuck I missed writing, but I think the guys and us got some good shit going. We also re-recorded a song we wrote when we were sixteen and I was a love sick puppy and really hurt at the same time.. 

Is it a good song or are we talking about some Taylor Swift like music here?

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iMESSAGES 📲 OPEN.

MACKENZIE: I may or may not have a problem.

MACKENZIE: So, I was really mad when I found out Netflix no longer had OTH, right? And I just now found out Hulu picked it up after Netflix dropped it.

MACKENZIE: I've now restarted watching OTH. For the 5th time. I'm fine, it's fine.

NACHO: i mean, it is a pretty great show. critically acclaimed even. i'm sure no one is judging you for watching it as many times as you did/plan on doing

NACHO: the only problem you have is good taste in tv shows

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mcdowellsam:

I seriously can’t remember the last time that I got a good night’s sleep. It’s not that I’m not sleeping well, because when I do – deep sleep. My problem? Not having any time to sleep. I’m either working, going to school or studying. And then when I’m not doing those things, I’m trying to be a normal college student who has a social life and people want to stay out until two in the morning. How do I juggle the life of someone who wants to be a professional, but also someone who just wants to be a good ol’ twenty year old?

If you willingly choose being social over sleeping in, then I don’t think you’re all that worried about getting a good night’s sleep.

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madeleinestark:

You guys, you guys! Remember how the last time I posted here I said I’m almost done with my book? Well… I’m writing up the last chapter now, and I’m freaking the H E C K out here. This is it, y’all! This is it where it all begins.

Excuse me while I be a excited!Madeleine for the rest of forever.

I almost said that must be exciting, but you’ve clearly pointed out that it is. What kind of book are you writing?

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jedichris12:

I thought it was just a hangover, but this has been going on since yesterday and I am done with whatever this is. 

You should probably go to a doctor or something if you’re still feeling like you’ve got a hangover. I’ve got a feeling they’re dangerous if they last longer than a day.

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annie-daniela:

While randomly scrolling through the internet, I read somewhere that said ice cream wasn’t a word but an emotion. I’ve honestly never related to something more in this moment. Now, that could be because there was a sale on my good friends Ben & Jerry, but that’s neither here nor there. It’s so. damn. good. 

That makes so much sense now. I def feel like ice cream more often than not. Probably even more than I feel like having it, which is weird since you can’t taste a feeling, but it’s almost like you can when you just reminisce about all the good ice cream you’ve had.

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iMESSAGES 📲 OPEN.

ORION: okay i love all my kids, and by kids i mean the 4th graders i help teach, but god damn.

ORION: today was a /day/. i told one of my more difficult children he was doing a good job on his project because he was, he then proceeded to tear his project apart, tape all the little pieces together, grab another piece of paper, wrap all it up in that, and then hit other students with his little paper stick.

ORION: another one of my darlings dropped his water bottles so he decided to step on top of his desk to go over it instead of going around it like a normal person. i watched him do this, mind you, and said "hey, you know better than to walk on top of your desk." and he said "i didn't do that." right to my damn face. so i pointed at his foot print, and said "i saw you do it, and that's your foot print." and he just said. "okay." and walked back to his seat like nothing happened.

ORION: kids are something else man, but i love them. i love them so much.

NACHO: kids are the epitome of amazing, they're just so real at that age. like the little dude lied to you about that he did, and when you caught him in the lie he didn't even try to get himself out of it. i wanna be like that kid when i grow up

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alexander-clarke:

No? Yeah, there’s not many Cowboys fans where we’re from, huh? Mostly Bengals fans ‘cause no one wants to be seen as that Browns fan. Right now? I have to say Dak — and I hate all the criticism he got this past season, even though the Cowboys’ failure was not his fault. Of all time? Emmitt Smith. I got to 90 the hard way — it took me months to get him there, but I finally did it. Now, on to 99. 

Oh, man. I should find my copy of GTA. I beat it once when it came out and haven’t played it since. Overwatch? I’ve heard so much about it, even that there’s a sports league for it? Guess I should check it out. 

No there are not. You’d think they’d just smarten up and outsource all that fan love they have. It’s not like you have to be a fan of your state’s team. I’d say that’s surprising, but he has become pretty popular ever since he basically fixed Tony Romo’s mistakes. That’s how the game works though. If you can’t blame it on the coach, blame it on the guy who is doing the coach’s bidding. You got some pretty good taste when it comes to football players. Those months were worth it, and I hope your journey to 99 is not as strenuous.

I just hopped on the bandwagon myself and I’ve gotta admit it’s worth playing repeatedly. Yup, it has been added to the eSports league for a few years now. If you’ve got the time, I’d highly suggest you check it out.