i like stuff

Lauren. I blog whateva from hot boys to hot food to hot clothes to hot models. I don't care who you are, if you make me laugh I want to be friends with you. You can message me I love you all mwah body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/people/peo-8/peo954.ani), url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/people/peo-8/peo954.png), progress !important;}

[sonicthehedgegod]

so today at work this birthday party for a six year-old came into the restaurant and this was their fucking cake

[sonicthehedgegod]

it was huge and took up an entire table and when i asked to take a picture the mom laughed said “yeah our six year old just HAD to have the illuminati cake!” and this is literally all i’ve thought about since

[liquidconfidence]

[intensional]

teacher: i can’t give you the answer.. this is a test..

me:

[tacomodel-blog]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[bitchycode]

[onlytwitterpics]

accurate

[tastefullyoffensive]

There are three types of people at the bar…

[setheverman]

someone: i love twenty one pilots!!

me, the 22nd pilot: :’(

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

*loves being independent and spending time with myself *wants to get married Tomorrow

[illkim]

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

[twitterlols]

[antsatapicnic]

According to my nephews Julius Caesar book, Guy Fieri was there.

[foodnetwork-fandom]

on the lookout for some funky joints

[thisisnotanexit-]

[ackreeits-deactivated20170613]

[bob-belcher]

[basedpotatochip]

Dog in a dog

[awwww-cute]

I think she’s enjoying her first night at her foreverhome 😍 (Source: http://ift.tt/29Zgnw2)

[tacomodel-blog]

anyone 6'0 or taller: stands near me

me: [softly] for fuck's sake