“If you want to psychoanalyze someone, don’t look at me.”
“All I want is to help!~”
Hello to everyone viewing this blog!
My name (as you SHOULD already know) is Taco, I am British, and I hold the very important social title of “#1 Lesbian” on Inanimate Island, as my blog title suggests.
The thing below said title also (somewhat) tells you HOW I earned that title; by being some sort of “womanizer”, for a long period of my life. It was an interesting coping mechanism. Perhaps I’ll write a book about it one day. Or never speak of it again. I’m not sure.
But anyways, getting onto more of my core identity:
I use she/her pronouns, and my habits have scored me involvement into a massive polycule, with Microphone and MePad being my partners, Cabby and Suitcase being my wives, and Knife is just…kind of there, considering he’s the only person in said group who only has relations with one known person (Suitcase). Oh yes, and we have a child. Lunchbox is our dearest🧡
As you may sadly be able to tell, despite my image as a pure lesbian, I am unfortunately a highly women-preferring bisexual. Don’t think that makes you think you have a chance with me if you are a man, though.
Now for my hobbies and what this blog is for… Usually you’ll find me stalking with my wives, hunting in the early mornings (or attempting to as i deal with cartoon nuisances), snooping around the forest, relaxing in Cabby’s bedroom, or…you can probably guess what else.😏 The folks around here know me in costume as “Hood Rouge” because of an improv-ed community theatre variation we did here on Inanimate Island of Red Riding Hood as a super spy not too long ago. I highly reccomend watching it, there’s even a sequel and novel editions~👀✨Fan has it uploaded on his socials somewhere.
As to what this blog is for, I’ll probably just use it for posts about daily life and such else. Hopefully that doesn’t bore you all too much with your dreaded scrolling addiction. Though everything here on Tumblr is something to look at, I must say.
I am open to asks as both myself and in-character as Hood Rouge, if you must.
Next… I must discuss that there are some rules in place for this blog, or- certain persons not allowed to interact with it. In this section I will invoke my “DNI List”, aka, if you are one of these, shut up and go away. ‘x)
Do not interact with me if you are:
-Here/Going to complain about my relationships
-Disgusting folk that are here to spread bigotry, unnecessary fibs, discourse, unconsenting bedroom activity, your religious beliefs to an irritating or harmful extent
-Here to complain about me being a “toxic” character (For crying out loud, I’ve improved. Please shut your mouth.)
⚠️Note that as just as my peers, I do and will use profanity and adult language. You have been warned.
That’s probably all my introduction should offer. Ta-ta and toodles, you all, stay tuned~😘
