[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[depsidase]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[ame-gosh]

hi mom

[radiofreederry]

[catchymemes]

[pancakeke]

laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you

me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

[funnytwittertweets]

[saoirseronanswife]

“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass

[prismatic-bell]

In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.

[shredsandpatches]

In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.

[thepioden]

In this essay, passive voice will be used throughout in order to distance the work done from any researchers, or, in reality, kind of imply all experiments were done by magical lab gremlins and the results were simply recorded. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

in this essay, enlightenment will descend upon you without the agency of any living being. you will know things, yet know not how you know.

prepare yourself. it begins.

[o-athkeeper]

[unreadable]

[prole-log]

[ruinedchildhood]

(via)

[carygrantsbeard]

Shut up everyone this is my favorite part of the 10 hours heavy rain sound on windows with thunder sounds

[chicks2010]

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